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Published: 2014-12-23 11:06:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 2429; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 0
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T'was the night before ChristmasAnd Santa was dead,
Tyrannosaurus has grabbed him
And chewed off his head.
The reindeer came next,
Their antlers crunched.
The sleigh bells fell silent
Each one of them lunch.
The elves in their workshop,
Tried their best to fight back.
But their efforts were futile,
When the theropod attacked.
Now the snow has all melted,
And men run in fear.
Tyrannosaur has ended,
This years Christmas cheer.
Get your loved ones this unique and funny greeting card or a poster.Ā
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Comments: 5
Hehe, I find that a cute tale, awesomeTyrannosaurs too!
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This is total win. The hat seriously makes what is a ferocious looking beast look almost sweet and innocent (minus the whole lot of text in the background. That is just cruel and funny). I'm surprised those arms are just long enough to hold a present.
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Thanks Veronica!!
Tyrannosaur actually had pretty strong forelimbs, regardless of their ridiculously minuscule size.Ā
Happy Holidays and be on the lookout for wandering theropods ;DĀ
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Shit, Vanessa, not Veronica. Sorry!Ā
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