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It's kind of funny how often you're accused of being a whore just because you're not deathly afraid of talking about anything related to sexuality.Or, for being bi.
Ironic considering I'm a virgin. Shit I only recently had my first kiss lol.
I'm not a virgin anymore but I'll keep the stamp up for everyone else.
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As a virgin who LOVES making sexual jokes, I TOTALLY agree XD I don't get how you can call someone a whore just because they said a sexual joke, or that they think thick cock is better (I personally say this a lot XD). Unless you've actually SEEN someone perform a sexual act other than kissing, then there's no way you can call them a whore and not sound stupid.
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Yeah you should always read the description and then ask questions
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This makes me laugh cuz it reminds me of an episode of Strangers With Candy where the dude's like, "A VIRGIN WHORE!" and I laugh my ass off every time.
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Oh my god I used to say this all the time when I was a virgin and got called a whore.
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haha, same here! i can talk and talk and talk but friends ask: have you had sex yet? me: nooope... >
Friend: oh, shut up...
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I was called a whore not too long ago for saying the word penis in a joke
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Old comment, but I remember immediately after telling my sister I got my first kiss she called me a "slutt."
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Oh my God.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUDE. OR DUDETTE.
People assume that since I'm a sexual person and love talking about things I'm into, that I'm either a whore, a slag or not a virgin. =.=
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Well, duh. Didn't you know, since bi kids are attracted to both sexes, they're clearly greedy for sex and so will sleep with ANYONE. But only girls, because boys can't be sluts.
Derp.
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Also boobs. You are a slut if you have big boobs even if you cover them up with giant sweatshirts.
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I think what really made this stamp more awesome was reading the comments and seeing the title. That just make my fucking life. I agree with the topic as well, yeah, but that was just epic.
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Me too 
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I know, it's odd that my girlfriend is ashamed at not being a virgin but I try to tell her that getting around is something to be proud of. At least for a guy it's a bonus
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No one should be ashamed of being a virgin or of not being a virgin.
People put way too much importance on someone's sex life.
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This.
Apparently, when I hugged my friend (who happens to be a guy) it automatically means he's plowing me. LOLWUHT?
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people think im a whore cause i have size D boobs and alot of people think that they're fake!
also they think im a whore cause i said that waiting till your married to have sex is stupid
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Never even hugged a boy.
Get called a whore.
Wut.
I don't talk about sexual stuff much. But my brain is just a mental whore.
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-post that on a stamp. end up here-
wut. OTL
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Comment thing messed up on me.
I am the queen of fails.
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I love you.
-laughs hysterically-
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Good 'ole virgin/whore dichotomy.
If only people would realize how much harm they're doing by enforcing this type of thinking.
Or at the very least admit that it exists :I
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I've never been called a whore, but I'm definitely open about sex. Of course, that get's me in trouble sometimes, because I have a aggressive friend who can't stand hearing anything about sex. XD
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LOL!
Yeah its greta when they think cos your bi your a whore, it actually makes me laugh.
I mean bisexuals have more option but it doesn't mean they automatically want to screw everything in a ten mile radius.
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Whorenun!! lols Thought it was worth mentioning.
Totally describes me.
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Courtney
Me:"Bugger?"
Courtney:"What?"
Me:"Bugger."
Courtney:"Oh. I thought you said fucker." Apparently saying fag is terrible, but fucker is fine. "It's like the one time I hear you talk is you cussing."
Why would that be a surprise? This is high school, people cuss all the time, so why should I be any different? I can see how not talking would equal not cussing, but I talk with Sara all the fucking time, about superheroes and video games and stickmen, and with Eric and Christian and Julie and lots of people.
As for the actual virgins-discussing-penis, I usually tend not to... out loud. If anyone were to see my thoughts, especially during the time of month when I'm fertile, and my body is telling me to get laid so that I can have a baby and carry on the species, then I imagine they would run screaming, then duck into the bathroom down the hall to vomit.
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I talk about sex all the time.
It's fun. :>
/virgin and didn't kiss anyone yet
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yessss, this is absolutely perfect! I'm a bit of a pervert, and I talk openly about sexual things with my friends, and they're all shocked when they find out I'm still a virgin. It always makes me laugh 
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Dood
I love you
I get called a slut all the time because of all the penis and sex jokes I make.
And these people are all shocked that I swear
LIKE CMON IM IN HIGHSCHOOL YOU FUCKS
So yeah
I love you.
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I shall probably forever remain a virgin. Just never had an ingrained urge for penis or vag.
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I'm a virgin, but I get funny looks from my friends when I go overboard on "nasty" subjects.
I think "virgin-whore" should an oxymoron. C'mon people, I thought a whore was a chic who sleeps with a lot of guys! 
Love the stamp
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People can be so stupid sometimes.
Half the geography class thinks Im a lesbian just because I raised my hand and was like "Can we please get on to another topic?" after 30 minutes of people asking the teacher immature questions about the island of Lesbos.
Everyone seems to have it in their head that if you don't want to talk about something, you must be or have done what they were talking about.
And people have it in their head that bisexuals are sluts. Sexual orientation, religion, race, whatever, none of those make anyone a slut. I'm bisexual and a virgin. I haven't kissed, but I have a girlfriend, and I'd be perfectly fine if I lived my life without sex. As long as I have someone to share my life with, I'm happy.
Some people
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You. Are. FUCKING EPIC WIN.
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Thanks!
(lol a lot of people in Geography think I should be on the debate team... Yesterday we talked about that Westborough Baptist Church group, with the God Hates Gays thing, because they went to the funeral of the little girl who died in the Arizona shooting or something. Madness, man. Sheer madness. I may not be super Christian, but I know that isn't what the Bible teaches...)
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Yeah.... it's pretty true. Very unfortunate but very true. I haven't even had my first kiss let alone had sex yet and just from the way I look and by the fact that I'm a lesbian "I must be a whore."
>.> No, that isn't actually how it works.
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I'm so loving you for making this,just because I'm bi, people think that I'm a bitch too...
come on people, I'm still a virgin!
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Apparently I'm a ''sex maniac'' because I know more about sex than most people in my class. That and supporting gays. It's ''nasty when gays do it.'' It's like they want me to apologize for having an opinion and being myself.
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Only if they knew it's exactly the same... well for guy guy to be compared to guy on girl I mean. ONly guys don't have as much nerve endings as females do. Girl on girl... Usually scissoring is the main form I've heard...
And can you believe people think I'm not a virgin?
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