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Published: 2015-06-28 18:28:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 182; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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I had this character floating around for a while, and I realized I never actually posted her. So here she is! Her name is Max, she's a hipster, and those glasses are not prescription! She thinks they make her look cool XDĀHer outfit was made by
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It looks great! Thank you so much for making that!
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It was no problem. It was actually a lot of fun (but surprisingly kinda complicated)
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I'm glad you had fun, but it did look complicated! It just made me more grateful that you took the time to complete it!
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Candyman: *saunters up* Sup, bitch?~ *smiles at her in the friendliest way possible*
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Max: * laughs * Nothing much, slut! You?
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Candyman: Oh, I'm fine!~ Just found a new booty to play with, but it couldn't keep up!~ *pouts* My offer to you is still open!~ I'd love to try THAT booty!~ *grabs her butt*
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Max: * laughs * Oh, would you now? Well, your gonna have to try harder than that!~
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Candyman: Dear, I'm already PLENTY hard, believe me!~ *winks at her*
( Oh god, dirty, dirty, dirty! DX )
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Max: Pffft, nice! Love being in the know about what goes on south of the equator! XD
( Oh my god! It was so funny but so dirty! XD )
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Candyman: *smiles, and places a hand on her shoulder* So, Maxxie boo, what's new with you?~
( I'm sorry! I'm so scared I'm gonna go too fr with this guy, and he still need an actual name... )
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Max: Well let's see, I went to party last week where I witnessed a fight break out between two drunks, some sleezball hit on me after banging some chick in the bathroom for the past half hour, and was informed by the hostess that I need to leave because I was the one with no class! XD What's up with you, Candy man?
( It's fine! I didn't think it was to far! I laughed so much! I don't really have names in mind, but Candy Man sounds like a nickname Max gave him. XD )
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( OMG that's perfect! A nickname from Max is perfect! )
Candyman: Oh, I met the sweetest little thing the other day!~ Shy little boy!~ I almost scored, but than his parents showed up and called the police, so I spent the night in holding...Hmph! *pouts* The boy was eighteen, totally legal!~ It's not fair...
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( I'm glad you think so! 
Max: * laughs * Oh how dare they call the cops on some random stranger who almost banged their son! The nerve! XD
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Candyman: I know!~ Luckily, there was a nice man in holding who was happy to spend some time with me!~ He's shipped off to prison, but I'm going to keep in touch with him!~ *little hearts around him* Ooh!~ He's so bad!~
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Max: That is so like you! Do you even know why he was sent off to jail?
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Candyman: Oh, something about selling drugs, I dunno!~ *smiles happily* Honestly, we only got to talk. Nothing fun, but it was still nice!~
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Max: And yet your in love with the guy? You can get drugged up and have a party! XD
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Candyman: *rolls his eyes* Mh, just friends with this one, I think. He seemed like he needed a friend, he was so upset!~ I felt so bad for him!~ Oh...Our love can never be!~ *makes a dramatic pose*
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Max: You sure you can handle just friends? You really seemed to be pretty happy about him a few seconds ago! XD
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Candyman: Well, friends with benefits!~ *winks*
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Max: * laughs * Oh! By the by, that party I was talking about, that stupid hostess thought that the only reason I hang with you is cause we bang each other! Ridiculous isn't it? God I hate her.
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Candyman: *rolls his eyes* Girl, don't get me started. I've been trying to bed you FOREVER, but your such a little prude!~ *smiles* Of course, your still a virgin, so that makes sense!~ *pokes her on the nose*
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Max: * laughs * And you get just a teeny bit closer every time!~
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Candyman: Really? Well, you could of fooled me!~ *smirks, and wraps an arm around her* C'mon, let's go!~ I'll buy you a drink, girlfriend!~
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Max: Alright! Sounds awesome! Oh, and I wasn't fooling you! I mean, I'm not gonna let it happen anytime soon, but I'm getting there!
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Candyman: Oh, I know! No rush, girl!~
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Max: * laughs * Thank you! I like being respected! Now, as for the drinks, we going, or what?
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Candyman: Of course, of course!~ Lead on!~
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Max: Alright! * begins to walk towards the bar *
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Candyman: *follows, checking out her butt the entire time and making no attempt to hide it*
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Max: * laughs * Glad to know my butt is worth watching!~
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Candyman: Oh, honey, it is amazing!~
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Max: Is it? I worked hard! XD
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Candyman: *licks his lips* Mmh!~ Honey, it paid off!~
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Max: * laughing * I'm glad someone thinks so!~
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Candyman: Oh, look!~ We're here!~
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Max: Sweet!~ Drinking shots, here I come!~
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Candyman: *holds the door open for her*
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Max: Ooh!~ How polite!~ * walks in *
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Candyman: *follows her in* Oh, it's your hostess friend!~
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Max: * rolls her eyes * Why is SHE here? Okay if she sees us, we're humoring her with whatever she says!
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Candyman: Ooh, she's kinda cute!~
( You can RP the hostess )
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Max: She is not! All she has is an ego as big as her hair!
Hostess ( I didn't think of a name XD): Oh! Look who it is! The geek whose only friend is a guy with candy hair! And he only hangs with you is because you give it to him
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Candyman: ...*whispers to Max* Oh, this bitch is going down. *saunters over to the hostess* Sup, slut? How are those implants doing for you? Bigger than your brain, huh?~ Such a shame!~ An old hag like you, trying to look young!~ Tsk tsk!~ So sad!~ You'll never find love, so you try to degrade your betters!~ *shaking his head* So pathetic...Ah, I feel sorry for you!~
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Max: * holding back laughter *
Hostess: * looks horribly offended * How DARE you!? I will have you know that these perfect 38 double D's are all homemade! And you think you have a right to call ME old!? I'm only 27! You look like a 56 year old going through a mid-life crisis! * huffs *
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Candyman: *smiles sweetly and sweeps some of his hair aside* Girl, if that's the best comeback you have, than you REALLY need to stop talking before you embarrass yourself anymore!~ *walks past her, smacking her butt while doing so* Bartender, a martini please!~ Ooh, with a raspberry twist!~
Bartender: *grins* You got it!
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Hostess: * still looks horrified and offended * If THIS is the type of people that come here, then you can GUARANTEE that I'll never step foot in here again!
Max: Good riddance! Yo, bartender! * sits next to Candyman * Gimme what he's having!~
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Bartender: *nods, than looks after the hostess* Thank you, don't come again!~ *gives the two there drinks*
Candyman: *smiles at Max* Feel better, dear?~
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Max: Yeah!~ That was so awesome! And oddly satisfying! XD
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Candyman: I aim to please!~ *happily sips his drink*
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