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Crimm-Art — Kriss Shepard: a message to all Shepards

Published: 2012-02-11 06:46:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 7622; Favourites: 170; Downloads: 52
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Ok, this is gonna need some explanation.

This friday was "Femshep Friday." Basically, all the FemShep fans (myself included) bitched and moaned for a really long time about how FemShep wasn't represented in the marketing. We whined long enough and loud enough that they went on to really push FemShep. I think that's great. I watched that damn trailer like 10 times in an hour, I was super excited.

What ISN'T great is how so many fans are complaining because the new "default femshep" isn't quite what they wanted, because everyone has their own opinions of what's "right." And of course there are some maleshep fans who think FemShep is stupid, or a waste of resources or whatever. BioWare fans, I say this because I know you and I love you and I'm one of you: you can be, and often are, the whiniest, most infantile fans I have ever witnessed. You throw tantrums over little things that often won't affect you, you are incapable of having any sort of civil discussion, you ask for things that are insane and/or technologically not possible or reasonable, and you are, as a whole, incapable of gratitude. You clamor and cry and shout at BioWare to make you cookies, and when they show up with a big plate full of oatmeal raisin cookies that they slaved over, you throw the plate across the room and demand chocolate chip instead.

Now that that's out of the way! Basically, guys, we're all Shepards, so let's spread the love. We're all gonna customize our Shepards anyway. Nobody is forcing default Shepards on you.

Peace and love.

Crimm, out.

and I'm pretty sure engineers don't get the omni-blade but maaaaan that would be sweet
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Comments: 98

Haseo-Ani-Waya [2014-01-16 07:56:19 +0000 UTC]

YouShep. This is beautiful. Thank you so much for making this.

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AdmiralCarsten [2013-03-11 16:42:34 +0000 UTC]

If only there is a form of DLC for ME3 multi-player, where you can play your own custom shepard, with the weapons and armor sets/pieces they currently unlocked, and fight together, being inspired by this image and text

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fansofmanythingsduh [2012-11-26 01:07:59 +0000 UTC]

that is ... so true and "sniff" touch my heart.

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MarieNightsong [2012-10-09 23:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Shepard's unite!!!!!!! Really liked it. Great wording and art work.

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Crimm-Art In reply to MarieNightsong [2012-10-10 14:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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VanOran [2012-10-08 21:08:57 +0000 UTC]

Comic: Nice speech about individuality
Description: BioWare fans. So sad, but so true!^_^

*Note: Since I'm a Mass Effect fan I count myself as a BioWare fan

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Avalerin [2012-10-05 23:51:14 +0000 UTC]

hell yeah *charges up biotics*

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reban [2012-06-28 02:25:53 +0000 UTC]

You have a point. You have a lot of points!

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RolueVasReisa [2012-05-14 23:23:55 +0000 UTC]

After reading many comments on this immage, i think i don't even need any further evidence for my beliefs but i again wish u best of luck. To quote ME 2:
"Good luck, i think your going to need it"

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RolueVasReisa [2012-05-14 23:21:27 +0000 UTC]

I think your efforts to make peace between fans is admirable but futile
Like Transformer fans there are countless parastic fans that care for nothing but oppressing others and pushing their views onto others no matter what. They are never satisfied until everyone listens to them and accepts their opinion as the soul one. The best thing to do is to just ignor their existence
but my point is you will never get everyone to work together. What was that Dark Knight quote?
"Some people are not looking for anything logical. They can't be bullied or bought. Some people just want to watch the world burn"
and Bioware has a huge amount of fans like this
So if it seems like i am criticizing your efforts i do not mean to and i apologize for that, if anything i think your efforts are noble and brave.. But again i believe it is an impossible cause. It is simple to say "agree to disagree" and even then people will hate each other but u will have peace. However that is not good enough for most Bioware fans, most Bioware fans do not care unless their view is dominant and everyone agree's with them and there are almost endless fans like this on any issue. Any character, any romance, any part of the story, the ending, gender of ur character. Anything u name it. It is possible Bioware's fan basis has become even more divided than Transformer's so i wish u luck with this task but you'll have to excuse me if i think it is an impossible one for all the reasons i said

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Crimm-Art In reply to RolueVasReisa [2012-05-15 02:49:46 +0000 UTC]

tl;dr

Already know it's a losing battle, but I don't mind.

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RolueVasReisa In reply to Crimm-Art [2012-05-17 21:32:27 +0000 UTC]

sadly it is especially on this site. I hardly have to try looking on this site before running into one of the parasites trying to harass and abuse the rest of the community, err 'trolling them' to put it in internet language but to be blunt them try to opress others thinking their veiws are dominant and everyone else is wrong and inferior
Ironically it's like an internet Nazi Germany, i almost feel sorry for Bioware, that their fans are nothing but demons and parasites "Some people just want to watch the world burn" but i stopped caring for Bioware as well

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NotCras [2012-04-24 03:19:01 +0000 UTC]


I like your message there and totally agree.

that...

MYSHEP IS BETTER THAN YOUSHEP! lmao jkjkjk

I love how the people that do argue about Shepards usually have so many different ones that its hypocritical for them to argue in the first place xD lol

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Dahgnear [2012-04-23 16:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Totally agree with you

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elle989 [2012-04-23 14:04:11 +0000 UTC]

oatmeal is gross.
I was just happy the femshep was presented at all.

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SupermanLovesAspen [2012-04-23 13:40:45 +0000 UTC]

If we're all Shepards, I pity the Reapers.

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SuperNinjaNub [2012-04-23 12:38:03 +0000 UTC]

It's a shame that everything you did was pointless when faced with the ending of mass effect 3.
Cool stuff yo.

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c20gleason [2012-04-23 12:29:39 +0000 UTC]

Bravo! Bravo!

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XaryenMaelstrom [2012-04-23 12:12:48 +0000 UTC]

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silent-assassinxii [2012-04-12 03:24:04 +0000 UTC]

PREACH SISTA'~!

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BlackLire [2012-03-25 06:21:47 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree!

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Lady-InkWeaver [2012-03-01 21:20:05 +0000 UTC]

I'm commander shepard and this is my favorite message on deviantart

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droot1986 In reply to Lady-InkWeaver [2012-04-24 15:20:11 +0000 UTC]

True that

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Finarfin24 [2012-03-01 19:41:02 +0000 UTC]

I approuve this message !

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misterchesenips [2012-03-01 02:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Amen, amen.

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deathmay [2012-02-20 12:06:48 +0000 UTC]

I liked the base Jane Shepard, she was pretty. Like John is handsome.
I think of them as brother and sister, just ones a hero, the other is a completely unknown normal citizen somewhere in the universe.

Also, I want the N7 Top-hat. xD

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Crimm-Art In reply to deathmay [2012-02-20 12:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Hah, I never thought about that. That works. XD

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deathmay In reply to Crimm-Art [2012-02-20 22:38:58 +0000 UTC]

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highonlife2121 [2012-02-20 06:17:56 +0000 UTC]

What? What is this mention of a femshepard trailer? O.o

I don't think I'm particularly whiny as I enjoy all the Bioware games and get a thrill straight down to my toes whenever one comes out, but I do resent that maleshep gets all the attention. Just a little. I'm a bitch like that. Mostly because Mark Meer has no concept of voice inflection, not because I'm sexist.

Still, good on you. We are all Shepards, male or female, and we got a planet to save.

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Crimm-Art In reply to highonlife2121 [2012-02-20 12:50:11 +0000 UTC]

[link]

That's the trailer. It's a LITTLE spoiler-y (I think the significant clips are largely from the first half-hour or so of the game) if you want to go into the game absolutely totally fresh.

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highonlife2121 In reply to Crimm-Art [2012-02-21 02:02:21 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, how neat. What's wrong with Shepard's face? She's actually pretty. O.o

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Crimm-Art In reply to highonlife2121 [2012-02-21 04:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Eh. Some people just can't be happy.

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ErsbethShadowsong [2012-02-16 21:08:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm one of those fans who complained with my friends poor FemShep was not given enough importance and I don't like the default FemShep Bioware presented. But... that's my problem, not BWs.
I'm going to play with my customized FemShep and I'm happy just to have that trailer.
I think we fans tend to think that OUR Shepard is THE Shepard, and OUR choices are the BEST and whoever has chosen something different is an a***, but that Shepard it's just another one in the enormous community.
All this rambling to say that I agree with you and to say you've done a great job!

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Anwyn-Faelan [2012-02-15 17:28:19 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree with you!!!nice done!!

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Crimm-Art In reply to Anwyn-Faelan [2012-02-16 16:20:48 +0000 UTC]

Thankchuu.

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Anwyn-Faelan In reply to Crimm-Art [2012-02-16 18:07:02 +0000 UTC]

your welcome

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64Ceridwen [2012-02-15 16:04:06 +0000 UTC]

Finally, a voice of reason! Well done!

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Crimm-Art In reply to 64Ceridwen [2012-02-16 16:20:20 +0000 UTC]

A voice very few people listen to, but thank you

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Jestah25 [2012-02-14 02:16:04 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree with you... some people just don't know what "perspective" means.

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Crimm-Art In reply to Jestah25 [2012-02-16 16:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Some people on all side of everything, unfortunately.

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Jonhy3 [2012-02-12 14:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes, thank you!

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Crimm-Art In reply to Jonhy3 [2012-02-12 14:16:40 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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dualblade14 [2012-02-12 06:31:52 +0000 UTC]

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Crimm-Art In reply to dualblade14 [2012-02-12 13:11:33 +0000 UTC]

Hah, thanks.

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dualblade14 In reply to Crimm-Art [2012-03-15 04:46:25 +0000 UTC]

so... that mass effect 3 ending huh?...

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xX-Tabataba-Xx [2012-02-12 02:24:28 +0000 UTC]

I salute you miss. Good job.

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Crimm-Art In reply to xX-Tabataba-Xx [2012-02-12 13:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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xX-Tabataba-Xx In reply to Crimm-Art [2012-02-13 00:20:41 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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thinkingstone [2012-02-11 21:58:49 +0000 UTC]

I never play as a woman in video games, just can't bring myself to do it most of the time, but I played through as a FemShep, and she became my Shepard. She was perfect, and I just couldn't bring myself to play as a guy anymore. To me, Shepard was a woman. Unfortunately she got erased somewhere along the line and I wanted to go back and play through again so I had a Shep for ME3. I made a male Shep, and I have learned to love him. He is amazing. But I still miss my FemShep, and to me she is still the only Commander Shepard that matters. To me.

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Crimm-Art In reply to thinkingstone [2012-02-12 13:11:04 +0000 UTC]

One of us, one of us!

You could always make a new femshep, unless time's an issue, which I can totally understand right now XD If you're playing on the PC you can find some femshep game saves that you can download and use as your own.

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