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CrazyPotatoQueen — Skylar and StrayBullet Rap Battle (Parody)
Published: 2016-09-11 16:43:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 303; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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[Intro]
2 games, 2 heroes, but only one champion!
StrayBullet: Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!
Skylar: Do you even know who you're talkin' to?
3 2 1 GO!
[Verse 1]
StrayBullet: It's about time I battle you!
Skylar: Ladies first!
StrayBullet: After you!
StrayBullet: Don't make me take this bat to you!
Skylar: Someone's got an attitude!
Skylar: Check the time, you're outta sync!
StrayBullet: I'm outta sight in just a blink!
Ever get the feeling of Deja Vu?
Skylar: When ever I win, then I do!
StrayBullet: What's your name, babyface?
Skylar: Next to me you're lazy babe!
Look, I'm flyin'!
StrayBullet: I don't care!
Skylar: How's the weather way down there?
StrayBullet: Take a swing, bet you'll whiff!
Tell me, do you even lift?
Skylar: Who cuts your hair? Are they blind?
Here you go!
StrayBullet: THAT'S NOT MINE!
Skylar:I should've told you, I drop bombs!
StrayBullet: You're not the kinda gal to bring home to mom!
Skylar: I'm from the FBI but I've got no Mercy!
StrayBullet: At least my butt didn't start a controversy!
Skylar: You'll never get your face on a baseball card!
StrayBullet: I'm battin' a thousand, I'll knock you outta the park!
I hate to say it mate, you won't make it to first base
Skylar: Worst case scenario, I finish in first place!
StrayBullet: A-ha, let's try that again
SECOND ROUND
3 2 1 GO!
[Verse 2]
Skylar: I'm a pretty big deal!
StrayBullet: Don't let it get to your head!
Skylar: Hun, if you were where I'm from, you'd already be dead!
BONK!
I'm gonna knock your lights out!
StrayBullet: Just try not to strike out!
Skylar: Eat my dust!
StrayBullet: Pipe down! I think you need a timeout!
My shotgun will DROP you!
Skylar: You brought one, I brought two!
StrayBullet: Skylar put the toys down!
Skylar: At least I'm not a Girl Scout!
I can run for hours, love!
StrayBullet: Not without your power-ups!
I'm the fastest in the world!
Skylar: But you hit like a girl!
[Chorus]
Skylar, SB, let's work it out!
The biggest showdown's about to go down
So if you didn't know, go tell the whole town!
Skylar, SB, they'll burn it down!
Skylar: I'm on the payload!
StrayBullet: I'll push the cart!
Both: Beatin' you can't be that hard!
[Verse 3]
StrayBullet: Be kind, Rewind!
Skylar: You got too much free time!
Grass grows, birds fly, and I'm the guy you get hurt by!
StrayBulletL You can't do me any harm, not with those skinny arms!
Skylar: Knucklehead, hit the bricks, I'm not into British chicks!
StrayBullet: No more rubbish, clock is tickin'!
I'm not here for babysittin'!
Skylar: you almost got shut down!
You're unemployed, what now?
StrayBullet: Still I've got the better view, I've seen more than Red and Blue!
The world could use more heroes, and less of you!
[Bridge 2]
StrayBullet: I'll come at you like a force of nature!
Skylar: I travel though time cause' I love the danger!
You're gettin' freakin' dominated!
StrayBullet: I fight for the future, and you're outdated!
Skylar: I'll carry my team, you'll see me score a lot!
StrayBullet: But can you think outside of The Orange Box?
Skylar: I've got a face that you put on a cover!
StrayBullet: I'll show you why they call me Slugger!
[Verse 4]
StrayBullet: I'm the prescription for Skylar's-Stupid addiction!
Skylar: With infinite ammunition, there's no competition!
StrayBullet: Consider this an audition
But you're never gonna get the position!
I'll cover distance quicker than you take to make decisions!
Your best friend's a big whimp?
Skylar: That's Cookie, you dimwit!
We'll run you out of business!
StrayBullet: But I'm not even winded!
Both: Kids, if you're conflicted
Then pick me, I'm wicked!
Skylar: Time that I end this race!
StrayBullet: I hope you don't mind second place!
[Chorus]
Skylar, The SB, let's work it out!
The biggest showdown's about to go down
So if you didn't know, go tell the whole town!
Skylar, SB, they'll burn it down!
Skylar: I'm on the payload!
StrayBullet: I'll push the cart!
Both: Beatin' you can't be that hard!
Okay So I was planning on drawing the WHOLE thing, but me being me, I got lazy ;w;
Anyways. Song: TRACER VS SCOUT Rap Battle by JT Machinima (I changed the lyrics a bit-)
Go check that out, so you can understand this a lot more ;W;
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Comments: 3
Hope they sharpen their rap skills for their next fight.
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Okay, okay. OBVIOUSLY COOKIE WON.
(is it bad I also started writing my own rap battle lyrics? XD)
also, *caution XD
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XD Cookie wins everything no matter what!
(naaah it's not XD)
OMG I MISSED SPELLED CAUTION! DAMN IT-
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