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CoulroCarnivalesque β Skipper's Completely Unsound Analogy for Flirting
Published: 2015-06-08 05:54:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 395; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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Someone save Aether from the plague that is Skipper. Free them.
A select few of you will know what lass Sabel was talking to Skipper about :3. An even select-er few of you will know the reference.
A translation from Skipper-Speak to English:
You're thinking about this too much! It's just like chopping wood.
Yeah! Chopping wood is a lot like flirting with a beautiful girl!
Most of the time you start by threatening them with an axe!
Sabel belongs to
Lorelei belongs to
Skipper and art by me
Pokemon belongs to Nintendo
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SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS COTTON BALL CHILD
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Lorelei takes up the axe "I'LL SHOW YOU FLIRTING YOU PIRATE RAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!"
Flirting. Doing it right.
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If there is anyone in the world who could consider someone running at them with an axe flirting and fine it attractive, I'd be Skipper.
Lorelei 100% knows what she's doing 100% of the time.
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Both of them are just. A+ Flirting. A+ Romance.Β
A+
you tried.Β
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This is why we have NPCs, Lorelei and Skipper are so bad with flirting and romance that they need others to set them up so they don't mess it up completely.
"you tried" is literally the best summary you could give for Skipper's life, "you gave it shot, you failed horribly, but you at least you tried"
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He's attempting to be funny but he just comes off as an idiot. //whichisgoodbecauseheisone
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Oh boy..X3
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β¦I can't even compute that analogy. Wtf.
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Don't think too hard, your brain will melt and you will enter a Skipper-like state of thinking, and no one wants that.
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I'm in love with Skipper he's such a dork
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Biggest loser in Avalon.
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Best loser in Avalon.Β
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I'm glad tbh |D
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GOOD <3
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Skipper: Wut? Ye' gaot' bettar' advise 'fer im'?
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Solum: Take things slow, first; take the time to get to know the person he wishes to try and court. Β Rushing into things is just gonna get him hurt.
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Skipper: Rushin' inta' staff' wit' an axe aint' e'er ah' gud' idear', Ah'll gaive' ye' dat'. Ye' gaot' th' 'andle th' axe slowly.
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Solum: You're a real piece of work, Skipper. Β How the heck you've survived all this time being single is beyond me.
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Skipper: Mos'ly Ah' jis' weng' e'erytin', er' Ah'm drunk nuff' sao' nah' wun' blames me 'fer my actions. Er' Ah' git' Vattem t' du' 'ard staff' 'fer me, et' 'pends, reely'.
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Solum: He probably has to tell you to put on pants when you're as drunk as Fortis, I bet.
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Skipper: Spaekin' av', Ah'm whaerin' pants naow', aye? Vattem wasn't rawn' dis' morn' t' remind me...
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Solum: Good, I don't have to chase you around like two months ago.
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Skipper: A few mont- wut? *has no actual memory of the entire month of April |'D *
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Solum: You were drunk that time, weren't you?
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Skipper: Ah' learned dat' t' say 'aye' e'erytime sumwun' asks me ef' Ah' wuz' drunk whaen' Ah' dun't remembah' tins', sao', aye'.
'
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Solum: *loses it and starts chasing the Marshtomp* THEN I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR DRINKING TO A MINIMUM!
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Skipper: EH! *runs like mad* NAH' NADE T' BEAT AH' DEAD 'ORSE MATE!
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Solum: GET BACK HERE AND LET ME TEACH YOU YOUR LESSON!
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Skipper: AH'M NAOT' E'EN SHORE' WUT' DAT' LESSON BE', BUT AH' AM SHORE' AH' DUN' WUNNA' STAY RAWN' T' LEARN ET'! *cue Yakety Sax part 2*
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*Sophia happens to pass by and see it*
Sophia : *Sigh*"...Δ, mata ka... (Here we go again...)"
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