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Description I couldn't resist

I think it's purty clear what's happening

I remembers back when I dissected a frog and a squid....my friend had nearly choked cause she loves frogs, so I had to do the cutting I dunno why they make that a requirement nowadays and unless you have a strict note from a doctor saying otherwise, you have to participate. Zank goodness that it's done and over with for me

Hey all soon-to-be 10th graders of Biology You get to have that fun too
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ProphetStorm [2013-04-05 21:49:48 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't having much fun dissecting my frog in 7th grade...until I touched the wrong thing, the whole frog twitched and my lab partner almost passed out. Good times.

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Guyvantic [2010-11-07 06:03:22 +0000 UTC]

mmmmmmmm squid... *drools like homer*

Frog: Epic Fail Kid

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RedWingsDragon [2007-09-09 02:57:42 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha Awsome work here. I'm rootin for the frog

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mentalguru [2007-06-06 21:27:43 +0000 UTC]

*laughs at comment reply* (for some reason no direct reply button *shrugs*) I know, we're told that that sometimes happens. (animals back from the dead!!) Biology is my degree (focusing mainly on Biodiversity and Conservation, just finished ma 1st year!).

I kind of wish they didn't tell us those stories before cutting up stuff, its been mainly cutting up insects which have been pickled- so chances of that happening are zero...

But your mind can not help but wonder...

Of course it would be even weirder i something like a flower suddenly sprung to life and attacked you (we do alot of plants unfortunatly)...

Okay, I have a weird imagination o_0 Just ignore me *twiddles thumbs and whistles*

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combatmaster In reply to mentalguru [2007-06-07 05:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey, ya know the ole saying- it's good to laugh at yourself...it's when you yell at yourself that it gets odd stares XD

Congrats on the first degree That sounds like a neat subject, is there a particular occupation you're shooting for?

I don't remember cutting up an insect though my brother told me he did a worm once...I think it was dead....be hard to dissect fish bait

Yeah, a flower grabbing the clippers and holding ya at knife point would definetly add muscle to mother nature.

Meh, weird imagination is inspiring Think how boring it'd be if the brain only worked like an abacus and didn't come up with off-the-wall ideas

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mentalguru In reply to combatmaster [2007-10-07 00:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey! Haven't been on in a while. Thanks for the reply. As for jobs I would like to be in conservation, but also another job which would be cool would be a researcher for nature T.V documentaries. I could never go on screen myself (NO WAY!) but I'd love the behind the scenes work, lots of them get to travel the world...

Course alot of them have to spend hours in a hideout freezing/sweating their butt off, but I don't think I'd mind. It's be worth it. I love animal behaviour.

Yeah weird imagination rocks! Without it there would be no net, no t.v, no art, science(hypotheses gotta start somewhere!), no... well much of anything.

Go mother nature! When you think about it nature has a weird imagination too... just take a look at the ocean floors and become increasingly disturbed by ultimate weirdness... yay!

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musicalluna [2005-10-05 05:27:11 +0000 UTC]

rofl Nice! The frog looks properly evil. XD I love the boy's body language.

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combatmaster In reply to musicalluna [2005-10-06 00:02:23 +0000 UTC]

zankies I jus wish it wasn't based off a true story That poor boy will never look at frogs the same way again...

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Sylphcat [2005-04-20 19:24:47 +0000 UTC]

wow! great idea

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combatmaster In reply to Sylphcat [2005-04-21 03:52:16 +0000 UTC]

zankies so muchy

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NestTheEchidna [2005-04-20 03:07:06 +0000 UTC]

Revenge of the froggies!! XD

Definitely adding this one to my faves. Reminds me a lot of when I had to disect a frog in 7th grade @_@ Not exactly pleasant...I swear, one guy in my group had waaaaaaaaay too much fun poking at the frog The belly was hard to get through!

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combatmaster In reply to NestTheEchidna [2005-04-20 04:44:51 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean. I jus did what I had to do and asked that the frog get a proper burial

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NestTheEchidna In reply to combatmaster [2005-04-21 04:12:22 +0000 UTC]

After that guy got done with the frog, there was nothing left to bury

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combatmaster In reply to NestTheEchidna [2005-04-24 02:58:25 +0000 UTC]

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GhostOf-KNIGHTMARE [2005-04-20 02:27:18 +0000 UTC]

haha!! this is awsome! I gotta it!

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combatmaster In reply to GhostOf-KNIGHTMARE [2005-04-20 04:43:40 +0000 UTC]

zankas so much for the Knick

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GhostOf-KNIGHTMARE In reply to combatmaster [2005-04-20 16:26:21 +0000 UTC]

you'z welcomest!! ^^

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Istra [2005-04-20 01:11:37 +0000 UTC]

XD That is hilariously clever.

~Istra~

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combatmaster In reply to Istra [2005-04-20 01:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Zanka Zanka

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cheesefoxlee [2005-04-19 23:22:11 +0000 UTC]

DAMN RIGHT! Get that human!

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combatmaster In reply to cheesefoxlee [2005-04-20 01:37:10 +0000 UTC]

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cheesefoxlee In reply to combatmaster [2005-04-20 03:13:26 +0000 UTC]

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sonictheunknown [2005-04-19 23:07:20 +0000 UTC]

I dissected a frog last year, in 7th grade. It was grody...

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combatmaster In reply to sonictheunknown [2005-04-20 01:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Our teacher didn't trust us with knives in 7th grade

I actually did somethin stupid once in there....we had barestools and I was leaning back on mine durin the middle of the teacher's lecture....well, heh He was in the middle of saying a retorical question when all of a sudden....."SCCCREEEECH"....."WAAHHHHHH" and "BOOM"

Everybody turned around to look at me and started busting out laughing cause that was the most excitement in the past hour of his lecture....I was bright red and the teacher busted out laughing saying how I looked like I got sunburned

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sonictheunknown In reply to combatmaster [2005-04-20 14:43:04 +0000 UTC]

xD Hey, a kid in my class does that all the time! That sure sounded funny, though.

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combatmaster In reply to sonictheunknown [2005-04-21 03:51:30 +0000 UTC]

It hurt Stupid floors....I blushed the whole day from then on

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NasaFerret [2005-04-19 21:46:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol that's great!!!! I had to disect frogs in 10th grade...of course we also had to do worms, grasshoppers, and baby pigs. Yep I usually did the cutting as well, but that's just because most of the girls were sissys anyways!

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combatmaster In reply to NasaFerret [2005-04-19 21:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Huh, we only did frogs and squids and then we had to make a bug collection......teacher said to use rubbing alcohol to kill the bugs in jars but I used transmission fluid Killed em instantly with no pain

Yeah, some girls can be total wimps. Like when there's a rat in the classroom? My goodness, I thought the cheerleaders were the only ones that could make a human pyramid like that

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mentalguru In reply to combatmaster [2007-05-20 13:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Laughs- actually when we did this in school the boys were wimps- we had to cut up dead rats. By some odd fluke, all the girls got females, and all the boys males...

Awkward for the lads cause... um... well they had to cut up things which made them practially spaz as they couldn't help imagining themselves in the rats position...

The partner I got was head girl- and she cut off the head and was a ventroloquist with it- o_0 We all laughed, slightly from shock and it was a bit funny.

Sick I know, poor little Monica (thats what I named her...)

Good picture tyhe time for REVENGE is nigh

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combatmaster In reply to mentalguru [2007-06-03 03:49:05 +0000 UTC]

That teacher musta not been very keen on sexual edu either huh?

THAT'S SO TRUE! Reincarnation can be very scary that way and God has a sense of humor

.....she made the dead rat a dead puppet....o.o....what the heck was she smoking?! I never name the thing I dissect cause then ya start growing attached to em and the imagination starts making false memories of how we used to scamper on the lawn playing fetch with a twig and it just gets awkward when ya have a scalpel in your hand. X3

I gave a copy of the pic to my doctor cause she said she shared in the experience...not that the frogs had a piece or anything, but that they came alive before dissection ...fond memories she said

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SleepyShippo [2005-04-19 21:25:53 +0000 UTC]

I didn't have to go through that, thankfully. I feel sorry not only for those that do have to go through it, but for the poor froggies too!

Heh, I'd be kinda freaked out too if this sort of thing had happened to me. Funny, unique joke!

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combatmaster In reply to SleepyShippo [2005-04-19 21:32:26 +0000 UTC]

NO FAIR!
Even if you were absent that day, they still made us make it up!!

Oh wells, I had a tough stomach back then, so it didn't bother me as much as it bothered anybody else.....except for the fact that the thing was frozen and it was so hard to cut

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mewski-chan [2005-04-19 21:24:59 +0000 UTC]

XD OMFG That RULES! I have never done cutting of any animal specially a frog but I use to wonder what would happen if it was still alive XD

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combatmaster In reply to mewski-chan [2005-04-19 21:30:24 +0000 UTC]

It would prolly be as mad as this one
Or at least I'd be mad if someone tried to dissect me

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sammybaggins [2005-04-19 21:24:28 +0000 UTC]

That's so funny!!

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combatmaster In reply to sammybaggins [2005-04-19 21:29:25 +0000 UTC]

zankies

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