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Coksii — Commission for Jaysyon
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Published: 2017-11-07 19:42:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 713; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 1
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I hope this is spoopy enough JaysyonRelated content
Comments: 65
Oh I mean. She very pretty
I'm a good dad...
i love this though, thank you so much
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ah yes ofc lmao p- .. prettyyy bird
thanks for commissioning me lol glad you like it
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Prom queen material. Yessiree...
Happy to throw money your way whenever lol
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I thought about Gretchen meeting Edna recently, but I realized she'd just try to kill her seeing how she's:
A) Stupid
B) Mistake Edna as a member of her species, who are feared by humans.
ok ok, now note me your requests for fic again
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Edna: Scythe.
Gretchen: Rusty dagger.
We all can do the math lol
k thank
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You just better hope Gretchen doesn't meet you. You know what will happen otherwise
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Her parents should've taken better care of her before she took care of them.
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agreed, wth kind of parents did she have
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The non supportive, negligent kind. To busy teaching her how to survive than teaching her about society, emotions, education, or common sense.
Gretchen's literally winging life (no pun intended).
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dang that sucks
still doesn't give her permission to murder everyone tho!!
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Of course it doesn't. She's still the bad guy.
But don't worry, she doesn't kill humans. P much her own race is all.
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but
she kills humans sometimes too,,
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Pff
only if you disrespect her or fail to show her that "human compassion"
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shsh
just be nice and she'll return the favor in a more appropriate manner.
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Gretchen: *Frowns and then brandishes dagger, awaiting a sincere complement.*
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Gretchen: Oh, why, thank you dearie! *Lowers knife and hugs you* Not many passerbys treat me with such respect.
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you did it, you enlightened a bird hermit
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hope you're fine with that. she'll probably never leave you alone now
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I will farm minions to get exp and build up my defense, that should keep her away
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Gretchen: *Uses "Flash"*
Blindness is inflicted upon you and your party for three turns
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*dashes into a bush and teleports back to base to equip Infinity Edge*
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Gretchen:*Gains more ATK, DEF, and SP. DEF buffs through molesting and killing your blind, retaliating troops*
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*gets red buff and defeats the Baron Nashor with the rest of my team, which strengthens all our minions as we proceed to take down gretchen's nexus*
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*Gretchen activates "Wretch Rage", dagger in each hand, she spins like a blade cyclone sucking in troops and cutting them to ribbons. Those who survived, including you, are inflicted with Bleeding. 5% of health is drained every turn.
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*thanks to Runaan's Hurricane I can shoot multiple missiles at an incredible speed, while my Bloodthirster has 20% lifesteal and restores my health in no time*
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*Gretchen attacks. Party receives 673 points of damage and Bleeding damage multiplies by 3.*
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You're protecting yourself from sexual assault hermit lady(?)
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So yeah, be sure to tell her humans don't do that and you should be fine.
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