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Description This is an old Ertl/ATM Star Trek model kit my Dad gave me back in 1996 as a Christmas present during the first (and last) divorce Christmas. To this day he is the only person to actually get me the things I really wanted as presents. It sat on my dresser finished for years after my buddy, Brad, and I slammed it together in one night.

Holy hell did I get high as a kite on those paint fumes.

Anyways, as it was my first really serious kit, many flaws caused the original assembly to crack and crash to the ground. I would put it back together as nacelles fell off or separations tore its hull apart. I know somewhere along the line the display base fell somewhere in my room. Next time I'm at the trailer I'll hunt it down so I can properly display it. Eventually I hung up the cruiser, where it stayed until I moved to my Grampa's to assist in his home care. Somewhere in that moment I opted to bring it out there in the terrible shape it was deciding I would rebuild it.

Needless to say it was after I finished Split Skull that I started on this project. The first part of the project involved using my cellphone to keep the paint as close to the original Brad and I placed on it in an aerosol/enamel induced high. Then came the disassembly of the old glue and parts.
I remember working on it the night before Grampa died, head still swimming from all the Newcastle's I slammed the night before trying to find a way to deal with the spacing issues in the nacelle to hull connection points. After that night, I didn't touch it for months. Some reason, I didn't want to touch it or any kit for a long time. January would come and I'd work on the Seraphim, Ball, Gaplant, Zaku III... But no time to touch this beast. I just didn't feel right at the time.

Two years rolled by and I finally started to touch the kit again. During the S-Gundam work and finally during my other project /Prototype rebuild, I put the finishing work in the filling, cussing, painting, swearing, and all around emotional rollercoaster that was the rebuild of this ship. I think I spent many days and nights just staring at it and thinking. This kit found its way to me during some of the greatest moments of loss in my life only to be retouched after an even greater sorrow to being finished now that I feel my greatest level of peace ever.

Yeah. So, on a less personal note, this kit was a pain in the ass and reminds me why I hate Ertl/AMT kits so damn much. Gaps are everywhere from the piss-poor engineering. Had to fill parts that had no way of ever coming together like the images I had told me they should. It's a beautiful kit in the end and accuracy of paint is probably next to nonexistent, but who cares? I signed Brad's and my names with the original build year on the inside of the hull. Figured something of our original work should be somewhere on it.
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Comments: 30

Mindslave24-7 [2013-08-24 13:18:39 +0000 UTC]

AΒ  friend in my modeling club is building one right now...and boy is he pissed at the fit.

(which is why my original movie kit is still unfinished...)

He's been shimming everything.

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But it's great to see one built.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to Mindslave24-7 [2013-08-30 03:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it was a pain in the ass. Β So much fill and then to suffer the kids slamming a ball into it. Β Shattered the neck and nacelles. Β I put them together again, but it doesn't look this clean. Β Good luck with yours and to your friends endeavor!

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Mindslave24-7 In reply to clem-master-janitor [2013-08-30 04:49:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes. He's started painting his.

Mine's still sitting in it box, buried somewhere deep in storage.

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Pimsleurable [2013-03-09 05:30:56 +0000 UTC]

Gawd, how I wished the Romulan Warbird was built for the feature films. And I mean like in the drawing Andy Probert designed, not the sloppy Greg Jein model.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to Pimsleurable [2013-03-17 01:08:10 +0000 UTC]

I had to look those up. Those are some lovely designs. He really fleshed out their whole empires motif nicely. I always felt the Romulans got the short end of the stick when it comes to ship designs. I suppose when a person is on a limited budget, the easiest place to cut is the flair side of models and settle for simple. Such a loss.

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Pimsleurable In reply to clem-master-janitor [2013-03-17 01:24:54 +0000 UTC]

His earlier work was interesting, too. A warbird with the wings turned sideways. That would have add a whole new level.

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enc86 [2012-07-10 05:35:08 +0000 UTC]

looks great! gotta love the Klingon Battle Cruiser, and the paints came out nice.
lol i built a few ert/amt kits when i was a kid, and i know your pain. now as an adult i tend to try to avoid them like the plague. lol i picked up an amt enterprise d a few months back, and after of hours of brutal work, it still sits in a box mocking me.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to enc86 [2012-07-26 13:42:24 +0000 UTC]

The D kit was one of my first Star Trek kits. I ended up sinking a knife in my fingernail (from the backside of the nail, mind you) doing work on it. Blood geyser indeed. I have two more Star Trek kits (TOS kits, one a rebuild and mod of a first edition Enterprise from the 60s) and one more ERTL/AMT Star Destroyer kit to try and rework.

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WKucza [2010-10-05 22:49:40 +0000 UTC]

As for the problems you described with the kit itself - you did an awesome job on this one!

Besides - I like things with a story behind. Of course, personal stories are often those most moving, as certain feelings are inevitably connected with them.
And all this, gives some life, to - in this case - that kit.

I also have some models which I could already scrap and buy their better moulded replacements, but as some are tied to my memories & such - I just rebuild them, to give them "new life", but leave memories with them.

It's a great piece of work you did!

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clem-master-janitor In reply to WKucza [2010-10-06 13:56:44 +0000 UTC]

The kids destroyed it recently. I was absolutely heartbroken when they did. I spent a few hours trying to repair the damage but the end result is unstable at best. Just hoping when it finally give I can maybe put the whole thing to rest. But for now, hold tight, Locktite glue! I'm not ready to see you crash and burn yet.

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WKucza In reply to clem-master-janitor [2010-10-06 23:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, that's gotta hurt...
But fortunately - you got the pics and besides, I think you can repair him! It probably just would be needing another "his time"

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DerShishaGott [2010-10-03 19:24:36 +0000 UTC]

i love the painting of the armor plates

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clem-master-janitor In reply to DerShishaGott [2010-10-04 15:07:31 +0000 UTC]

They were en epic pain but turned out nice in the end. Just never cared for hand painting with Tamiya acrylics. Stuff is so finicky.

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DerShishaGott In reply to clem-master-janitor [2010-10-04 16:13:12 +0000 UTC]

i know i tryed hull plating on my d6

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TGping [2010-06-07 16:13:29 +0000 UTC]

I love the account of your actual building and all that went into it. Very compelling, especially combined with how good the model came out

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clem-master-janitor In reply to TGping [2010-06-08 14:23:02 +0000 UTC]

A good story was needed to explain why I tormented myself with this really bad model design. Seriously, a person would think AMT/Ertl would put some actual engineering into their kits instead of going for 'simplicity' that becomes more complicated than anything fielded by the international model companies.

I'm just happy the kit came out looking nice in the end.

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GloomFlowerArt [2010-05-14 06:13:10 +0000 UTC]

I used to be able to ask for directions to the bathroom in klingon. I'm kinda happy I've forgotten.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to GloomFlowerArt [2010-05-14 14:18:49 +0000 UTC]

I think the best we could do was yell something like Kahplah or whatever the hell it is Klingon's say. Not because we knew what it meant or how it was suppose to be used. We were usually drunk or stoned and heard it and it was the best our jaws could mutter in the stupor. Also sounds about like the noise a person makes as they get the wind blasted out of them while being hit with something in the stomach after eating a meal.

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karanua [2010-05-13 18:26:23 +0000 UTC]

I had one of these once altho it was a nth generation kit and I had to shove a brass tube up the neck because of some warping issues there. I do remember the thing was a pig to mask when airbrushing it.
You seem to have done a really grand job on it well done

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clem-master-janitor In reply to karanua [2010-05-14 14:23:26 +0000 UTC]

I spent many months staring at your rendering jobs trying to decide what I should go with for color schemes. I started with airbrush it but decided the more intricate colors on the 'wings' should and were simpler to hand paint. Took a few heavily thinned coats but it worked.

Did you have the huge gaps in the nacelle assembly, especially in the region where the upper hull should connect? I couldn't get that gap to vanish for any of the work I slammed into it.

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karanua In reply to clem-master-janitor [2010-05-14 15:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Yep, ended up making new nacelles from resin.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to karanua [2010-05-14 15:08:38 +0000 UTC]

Resin... I definitely want to get into custom making my own stuff with that but don't have the cash flow or a reliable ability to sculpt or a good knowledge base to begin from. If not for those things, then I'd probably have a few things attempted.

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karanua In reply to clem-master-janitor [2010-05-14 20:52:12 +0000 UTC]

It needn't cost much, the gear I started with was military surplus from an encapsulation kit for sealing circuits against the elements, it cost next to nothing.

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karanua In reply to karanua [2010-05-14 15:06:05 +0000 UTC]

not as easy to "mirror-mould" as the pro's make it appear. took five or six casting errors before getting it right. The time I wasted fixing the model I could have scratch built a more accurate whole in.

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saber4734 [2010-05-11 19:08:57 +0000 UTC]

I was always more of a Bird of Prey fan. But with the fantastic work you have done on this fine ship any Klingon would be honored to serve aboard it. KAHPLAH!

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clem-master-janitor In reply to saber4734 [2010-05-11 23:34:18 +0000 UTC]

I have an even older Bird of Prey. It's badly battle damaged thanks to a cat I had back when I was about ten deciding to devour both disruptors.

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saber4734 In reply to clem-master-janitor [2010-05-12 01:06:37 +0000 UTC]

Well you know displaying a battle damaged Bird of Prey would be cool also. I doubt the Klingons have ever encountered giant cats in their exploration of space. But you're a talented person. I'm sure you will think of something.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to saber4734 [2010-05-12 13:39:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure tribbles count the same as giant cats to a Klingon.

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PoisonRemedy [2010-05-11 17:42:45 +0000 UTC]

It's a beauty. And it's got a story to tell too. Can't ask for much more than that. Nice work.

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clem-master-janitor In reply to PoisonRemedy [2010-05-11 17:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Just wish I could take some good pictures of it. Thing is a beast in dimensions lengthwise.

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