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"Pssst. Hey. [Y/n]."

"Yeah? What's up, Sans?"

"Y'wanna know what I got for dinner tonight?"

"What is it?"

"Boneless chicken~"

"SANS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE SHARING YOUR 'COLLECTION' OF PUNS WITH THAT GIRL-!"

"Hey! No need to shout, Papyrus. We're all in the same room..bonehead."

"NYAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!! I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE!"

You and Sans just laughed, high-fiving each other as the tall skeleton crossed his arms. "You two are just..." He started, but then sighed in frustration. "You know what I need to settle down. I'll go make Frisk, myself, and [y/n] some spaghetti...none for you Sans!"

"Oh, it's okay, Papy," you waved it off, "we already got our noddles." You and Sans held up cups of Ramen, giving to you both by Alphys. Papyrus's jaw dropped at the sight of them.

"Whaaaaaaat?! THAT ISN'T EVEN REAL FOOD!" He cried, holding his gloved hand to his chest as if you somehow offended him. "You poor, deprived Monsters..." The skeleton sighed, shaking his head.

You frowned at him. "Hey I'm broke. I can't even afford to go to Grillby's!"

"Hey, [y/n]," Sans chuckled, "How 'bout later I go and get you some...spareribs?" Papyrus glared at Sans as you started laughing until tears came to your eyes.

"IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY!" He yelled.

"Pap, tell me," Sans began, leaning on the arm of the chair and wriggling his eyebrows, "don't you find any of my jokes-"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Papyrus screeched, throwing himself forward to put his hand over his brother's mouth. "Not. Another. WORD. I won't let your idiotic puns flow through [y/n]'s ear canals any longer! Got it?"

"Hey...um...Papyrus," you began.

"Yeeeeeesssss?" He asked, turning to you with a smile, only for it to disappear when an evil grin formed on your face.
"Those jokes were tickling my funny bone. I have to say, Sans is quite humerus and he could be a comedian if we return to the Surface one day. I know you marrow-minded numbskull has a tendon-cy to get upset over his punny jokes but jeez, grow a backbone sometime will ya?"

Papyrus's eyes widened, but then you saw a little orange spark flicker in his left socket as he clenched his fists. You took this opportunity to grab Sans and rush out of the room just as glowing orange bones were being chucked over your head.

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, [Y/N]!!"

Sans just chuckled as he held onto you. "Catch ya later, Pap! So where to, [y/n]?"

"Oh I don't know..the forest? And maybe we can sneak over to Grillby's till your brother calms down."

"Heh, best idea you've had all day."

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"Pssst. Hey. [Y/n]."

"Yeah? What's up, Sans?"

"Y'wanna know what I got for dinner tonight?"

"What is it?"

"Boneless chicken~"

"SANS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE SHARING YOUR 'COLLECTION' OF PUNS WITH THAT GIRL-!"

"Hey! No need to shout, Papyrus. We're all in the same room..bonehead."

"NYAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!! I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE!"

You and Sans just laughed, high-fiving each other as the tall skeleton crossed his arms. "You two are just..." He started, but then sighed in frustration. "You know what I need to settle down. I'll go make Frisk, myself, and [y/n] some spaghetti...none for you Sans!"

"Oh, it's okay, Papy," you waved it off, "we already got our noddles." You and Sans held up cups of Ramen, giving to you both by Alphys. Papyrus's jaw dropped at the sight of them.

"Whaaaaaaat?! THAT ISN'T EVEN REAL FOOD!" He cried, holding his gloved hand to his chest as if you somehow offended him. "You poor, deprived Monsters..." The skeleton sighed, shaking his head.

You frowned at him. "Hey I'm broke. I can't even afford to go to Grillby's!"

"Hey, [y/n]," Sans chuckled, "How 'bout later I go and get you some...spareribs?" Papyrus glared at Sans as you started laughing until tears came to your eyes.

"IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY!" He yelled.

"Pap, tell me," Sans began, leaning on the arm of the chair and wriggling his eyebrows, "don't you find any of my jokes-"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Papyrus screeched, throwing himself forward to put his hand over his brother's mouth. "Not. Another. WORD. I won't let your idiotic puns flow through [y/n]'s ear canals any longer! Got it?"

"Hey...um...Papyrus," you began.

"Yeeeeeesssss?" He asked, turning to you with a smile, only for it to disappear when an evil grin formed on your face.
"Those jokes were tickling my funny bone. I have to say, Sans is quite humerus and he could be a comedian if we return to the Surface one day. I know you marrow-minded numbskull has a tendon-cy to get upset over his punny jokes but jeez, grow a backbone sometime will ya?"

Papyrus's eyes widened, but then you saw a little orange spark flicker in his left socket as he clenched his fists. You took this opportunity to grab Sans and rush out of the room just as glowing orange bones were being chucked over your head.

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, [Y/N]!!"

Sans just chuckled as he held onto you. "Catch ya later, Pap! So where to, [y/n]?"

"Oh I don't know..the forest? And maybe we can sneak over to Grillby's till your brother calms down."

"Heh, best idea you've had all day."