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Published: 2011-01-05 04:57:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 1294; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 11
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Description I seriously draw the dumbest shit.

Pffffft I needed to sketch some stuff and blow off steam. So here's Jules getting high off his ass and collapsing into bed like a slob, and pestering =Nannairb as a batmonster.

That long-ass pipe is a victorian convention, used for smoking opium.

He's a little bit out of character here. He'd never actually show up to a court date.

beware those questing fingers

Also Horace. Did you know Horace started out as a unicorn? Truefax. He was a completely benign, not evil at all character when I first made him.
He was a unicorn, who went around in formal dress, disguising himself as a regular horse by concealing his horn under a tall tophat.

He'd then surprise the people on the street by revealing his true nature with a polite tip of the hat.

So here he is in his former innocence, juxtaposed with what he is now.
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CindarellaPop In reply to ??? [2011-07-30 03:41:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, Horace and Jules and a variety of other fun people are actually showing up in a longer story comic I have in the works right now. Thank you so much!

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amara1023 [2011-01-27 20:57:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha...Jules' serious face is such a contradiction to the drawings of him being high
And the way Horace's personality took a 360° turn couldn't be any more entertaining But I have a question....where did his horn go?
Ah, these two are so much fun

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CindarellaPop In reply to amara1023 [2011-01-27 21:03:15 +0000 UTC]

The horn dissappeared abruptly one fine day, when I decided that I wanted to draw something creepy and that this little horse-fellow fit the bill. I figured keeping the horn in such a case would just look silly and clutter the design, so I lopped it off.

Incidentally, you may enjoy the work of an artist who calls himself "Al Columbia."

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onemeanmotherfokker [2011-01-05 22:39:52 +0000 UTC]

AHAAHAH. OMG. I love it.

Aww, the insane look Horace has in the lower panels made me laugh my ass off.

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CindarellaPop In reply to onemeanmotherfokker [2011-01-06 02:26:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad

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Nannairb [2011-01-05 20:24:44 +0000 UTC]

I am really entertained by the idea of someone who is obviously a monster - dead, cold, blue, pointy ears, fangs, claws, red eyes - going to court and being in public. On the one hand everyone would ignore it so as not to be rude about a possible medical condition (which it is, and contagious), but on the other, wouldn't people make a big deal and try to get it fixed? Like, on Oprah or something.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-06 02:25:47 +0000 UTC]

I can totally see Jules on Oprah.
A long time ago he might've met with more trouble for it but now-a-days people are too progressive and open minded to hound him for his appearance. He's got makeup and contacts to hide his skin and face, so really just his ears and teeth would be noticeable.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-06 17:36:15 +0000 UTC]

So he's the tabloid batboy all grown up - still something he could get on TV for.

Hell, there was that guy who was permanently blue due to silver in his medication. He got on TV.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 01:54:56 +0000 UTC]

He could do pretty well on TV, if it weren't for the fact that his antics would catch up to him if he had publicity.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 02:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Isthishowhegetsasitcom?

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 02:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Yus.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 02:13:30 +0000 UTC]

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Agent-Sarah [2011-01-05 14:10:44 +0000 UTC]

Horace looks so damper for a Zalgo-inspired chaotic being.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Agent-Sarah [2011-01-05 15:09:59 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't he though? So refined. It's hard to imagine he spends his time playing with entrails in a basement.

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Agent-Sarah In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-06 07:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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Nannairb [2011-01-05 13:57:32 +0000 UTC]

INB4 I SMASH HIS CHEEKY, FURRY FACE IN


Oh god Jules' high face is hilarious. And his srs face. And how the hell did he use a needle HIS SLEEVES ARE DOWN


Whatkindofsandwichisthat

AND I FINALLY GOT TO SEE HORACE'S HORN

...

DO NOT THINK TOO HARD ABOUT WHAT THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE COULD MEAN

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-05 15:03:47 +0000 UTC]


HE USED THE NEEDLE EARLIER AND JUST LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR

A better question would be how does the needle even work for him considering he has no blood pressure?

THE SANDWHICH IS HAM ON RYE, WITH ONE OR TWO ILLEGAL GARNISHES

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-05 17:20:57 +0000 UTC]

OH SO IT'S NOT FROM THE SAME DAY MOST LIKELY THEN

FUCKING SLOB


Uhhhh

it's

diffusion. SCIENCE!


That sounds good.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-06 02:20:27 +0000 UTC]

YES.
SCIENCE.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-06 23:50:22 +0000 UTC]

IT JUST

DIFFUSES THROUGHOUT THE BODY

Vampires are porous, right?

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 01:36:23 +0000 UTC]

MAKES SENSE
That would also mean that it takes longer for him to get high, and probably require larger doses. SO HE'S GOTTA DO A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT TO FEEL ANYTHING

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 01:43:18 +0000 UTC]

YOU JUST FOUND YOUR EXCUSE TO MAKE HIM A HUGE DRUGGIE AND TOLERANT OF MOST THINGS

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 01:45:02 +0000 UTC]

WELL HE'S DEAD
THE FACT THAT HE HAS NO HEARTBEAT TO PUMP THAT SHIT AROUND HIS BODY ALONE WOULD MEAN HE'LL NEED TO UP THE DOSAGE

But yes, that is his eternal curse. Being forever addicted to opiates and being unable to feel their effects without massive doses.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 02:01:35 +0000 UTC]

...:c

You know, I was thinking today that I almost felt bad for Julesasacharacter about his drug habits (sincethey'resimilartoThomasandhisdrinking).

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 02:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel too bad for him. He's already dead so it's not like he can OD. He just blows all his money on it and does really stupid shit because of it. Shit like following strangers back to their hotel rooms and getting stabbed.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 02:15:22 +0000 UTC]

HIS HABITS ARE RUINING HIS UNLIIIIIFE. HE COULD BE DOING PRODUCTIVE SHIT BUT HE'S GOT A DRUG PROBLEM AUGH

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 02:16:51 +0000 UTC]

What else would he do with his unlife? Become an ambitious vampire and raise a slavering horde of minions?
It's probably for the best that he has drug issues really.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 02:37:30 +0000 UTC]

Well if he was an ambitious vampire, I wouldn't almost feel sorry for him, would I?

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 02:39:37 +0000 UTC]

It's hard to feel sorry for someone who rape/murders out of boredom and finishes the night off with a herion binge.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 14:11:40 +0000 UTC]

See, his unlife is fucked up

I pity him

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 15:09:49 +0000 UTC]

IT'S HIS OWN FAULT

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 17:19:13 +0000 UTC]

I PITY HIM SHUT UP

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 18:42:18 +0000 UTC]

HE BRINGS IT ON HIMSELF

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 20:34:32 +0000 UTC]

BUT I FEEL BAD FOR HIS DRUG PROBLEM

ALWAYS IN WITHDRAWAL UNLESS HE TAKES A FUCKLOAD?

SHIT SUCKS.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 20:43:30 +0000 UTC]

WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S ALWAYS PISSED OFF?

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 21:09:57 +0000 UTC]

...





He needs a hug.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 21:13:44 +0000 UTC]

You can hug him if you want. I'm not touching him.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 21:34:02 +0000 UTC]

No you have to hug him too


Be a distraction for me so I can get away

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 21:36:47 +0000 UTC]

EW NO
I don't wanna touch him he's gross.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 21:41:40 +0000 UTC]

PRETEND YOU'RE A POKEDOLL AND I'M THROWING YOU AT A GOLBAT

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 21:43:50 +0000 UTC]

NO
THEN HE'LL BE INSIDE ME
THAT'S WORSE

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 21:52:52 +0000 UTC]

Pokedolls don't




they don't work that way.



OH GOD YOU'RE NOT USING AN EUPHEMISM.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 21:53:47 +0000 UTC]

WTH IS A POKEDOLL
PLEASE KILL ME

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 22:05:29 +0000 UTC]

IT'S AN ITEM USED TO ESCAPE FROM A WILD POKEMON, SINCE THE POKEMON THINKS THE DOLL IS YOUR POKEMON.



...no wait I guess the results of that are still the same.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-07 23:17:46 +0000 UTC]

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-07 23:47:04 +0000 UTC]

So, yeah. You be the pokedoll and I can get away.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-08 02:40:57 +0000 UTC]

No because that would require being near Jules.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-08 02:44:13 +0000 UTC]

Ffff not for very long. You wouldn't even remember it.

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CindarellaPop In reply to Nannairb [2011-01-08 02:47:56 +0000 UTC]

NO. I'M NOT DOING THAT.

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Nannairb In reply to CindarellaPop [2011-01-08 02:49:34 +0000 UTC]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE HIM A HUG, THEN?

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