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Published: 2017-06-28 18:55:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1757; Favourites: 106; Downloads: 0
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Description And what has Xander been doing meanwhile?  Exercising a vehement and entirely G-rated ire in the service of the USG.  This is that annual phone call he's been dreading for the last 100 episodes .  And if any of his forces are caught or killed, for sure the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of his actions.   

Characters: Grant, Xander

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Aging telepath Evil Overlord Xander has traded his youthful dream of joining the US military and using his superpowers to benefit humanity for over-the-hill cynicism, self-imposed exile on his private zoo-for-crazy-people Eynhallow Island, and a serious case of May-December midlife crisis.  And technically it's only kidnapping if she tries to leave.

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Comments: 29

BornOnTheNinth [2019-12-07 20:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Is he gonna get those sheep?

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chateaugrief In reply to BornOnTheNinth [2019-12-08 18:02:50 +0000 UTC]

not looking good at the moment

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Corporal-Chaordic [2017-07-16 13:24:49 +0000 UTC]

I love the fact that Grant realizes just what he's in for and seems intent on riding it out.

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chateaugrief In reply to Corporal-Chaordic [2017-07-18 00:55:20 +0000 UTC]

Grant is one tough cookie.  Also he's seen Xander on good days and bad for forty years, and this is definitely not one of Xander's bad days.  Not by Grant metrics, that is.  Bad days are a'coming.

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CrimsonSunset218 [2017-07-13 21:19:47 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles*  "Extort a decent cut of meat"?  XD  Awesome.

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chateaugrief In reply to CrimsonSunset218 [2017-07-15 00:52:25 +0000 UTC]

never skimp on the important things in life, like food.  especially while the underling is trying to order more on the hoof. 

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CrimsonSunset218 In reply to chateaugrief [2017-07-17 03:02:14 +0000 UTC]

*laughs*  Cheers!

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GameGoat96 [2017-07-01 17:54:10 +0000 UTC]

yknow i think he's stressing himself a lot more by demanding sheep instead of just tweaking some of what he's got but who am I to question the telepath?   

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chateaugrief In reply to GameGoat96 [2017-07-03 00:53:00 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Grant says basically the same thing. And Xander's like 'do you know how many base pairs there are in a single strand of DNA??!!!'...

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GameGoat96 In reply to chateaugrief [2017-07-07 20:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Kek, Grant needs to get him a DNA book for his birthday or something and tell him to get reading :V

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InLoveWithSubaruS [2017-06-30 17:17:34 +0000 UTC]

LoL his vocabulary when it comes to insulting people around him seems not to lack a single word.

They still haven't got him those thousand sheep? Wonder why...

Tho I do wonder what is he going to do with them? Experiment until he finds the right formula and be left with 900 sheep to eventually either kill or let die on their own?

X333

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chateaugrief In reply to InLoveWithSubaruS [2017-07-01 16:51:50 +0000 UTC]

The sheep are fresh breeding stock for his already sizable herd.  They're mainly used for food, wool, leather.  Their need for upkeep provides his work groups with the tasks they do like tanning, cereal cropping, repairing fences etc. In exchange, that's what his commissary will feed anyone who wants it (and works for it): mutton sandwiches.  And no one wants to send him more not only because of the expense, but because he could just tweak their genetics any way he wants with the ones he's already got. Those dirty weasels.

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trekatu [2017-06-29 15:03:39 +0000 UTC]

a thousand sheep?
that's either a lot of wool sweaters, or a giant feast of lamb chops.

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chateaugrief In reply to trekatu [2017-06-29 15:09:51 +0000 UTC]

mutton sandwiches.  mutton sandwiches for everyone.   Wool too. Leather.  Agriculture.  Construction.  He's using the sheep as the basis for his social safety net/work programs. 

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trekatu In reply to chateaugrief [2017-06-29 15:50:30 +0000 UTC]

that actually seems pretty legit.

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Kimiko140 [2017-06-29 14:19:26 +0000 UTC]

...Talking about a Mercedez and then sheep... Is he mistaking horsepower for sheeppower?

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chateaugrief In reply to Kimiko140 [2017-06-29 14:54:32 +0000 UTC]

haha!  he's trying to go shopping, that's what.  Usually Grant calls in the requisitions.  I guess somewhere, someone wants to check that Xander is still actually alive.  

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Kimiko140 In reply to chateaugrief [2017-06-30 03:19:56 +0000 UTC]

Hah, Well, anything to keep him from leaving his mansion, or what? XD

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chateaugrief In reply to Kimiko140 [2017-07-01 16:57:24 +0000 UTC]

sometime in the future, I get to show what happened last time Xander was at large in Washington DC...  which was in 1977.  Xander is under a court settlement not to leave the island, in exchange, he doesn't have to do anything in particular for the Army, although they won't take him off of active duty, just in case.  

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Kimiko140 In reply to chateaugrief [2017-07-02 06:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Ermehgerd... I bet he misses freedom more than anything else.

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HazelGatoya [2017-06-29 04:04:59 +0000 UTC]

He needs a thousand sheep! It's not hard to understand!

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chateaugrief In reply to HazelGatoya [2017-06-29 14:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Should be simple enough! 

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Sharkeyes-Arts [2017-06-29 00:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! I love the characters!

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chateaugrief In reply to Sharkeyes-Arts [2017-06-29 02:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!  I have so much fun with these guys!

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scorpionlover42 [2017-06-29 00:03:58 +0000 UTC]

Xander's turning out to be a real specimen. He has these incredible abilities, yet he spends so much energy on what looks like nonsense. Almost as if he's desperately trying to avoid reality.  

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chateaugrief In reply to scorpionlover42 [2017-06-29 02:19:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah Xander has problems.  He has so many problems that I find myself talking about him like I have no idea who he is or why he does what he does.  Ok, ok, i can do this.  Xander is in performance mode because Kore is watching his every move psychically...plus he's pushing her to the edge via his proxy Grant, who he can manipulate without any need to resort to superpowers.  Why does he want her to snap? Well, you'll see...

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rjdubbya [2017-06-28 19:02:25 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic as usual!

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chateaugrief In reply to rjdubbya [2017-06-29 02:14:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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rjdubbya In reply to chateaugrief [2017-06-29 09:38:25 +0000 UTC]

thank you!

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