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CharlieWilcher β Javik the Trollean
Published: 2012-04-14 08:12:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 21931; Favourites: 481; Downloads: 3403
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Javik is the master Troll!
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That is the single most terrifying thing I've ever seen this week.
It is most enjoyable.
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Scientific name for Protheans proposed after ME3: Protheanis Trollius.
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Have you heard how creepy his laughter sounds?
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Shepard: Javik... if you only obey one command I give you, obey this... NEVER SMILE!
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I'm gonna use that for my Facebook Profile Picture for a little bit.
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Β His true personality indeed, an avatar of trollism xD and excellent drawing too!
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Now this troll face can actually inspire as much fear as rage.... (shivers)
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Javik visits a church:
On Noah's Ark:
J: Your Ark was a Prothean Carrier. Our orders were to preserve two fertile entities from each species to laterο»Ώ repopulate your planet.
On Moses' parting the Red Sea:
J: A fabrication of our involvement. My people transported the Israelites across the sea as we deemed they had more potential than the Egyptians.
On Jesus:
J: The entity you call Jesus is a Prothean Beacon. His resurrection is its restoration after a power malfunction.
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Has my attempt at infuriation been successful, comrade?
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Javik smiling can't mean anything good is about to happen.
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Could be good, could involve dead reapers
Could be bad, Shepard finally took Javik's advice involving an airlock.
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Holy mother of shit, WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! xDDDDD
It's Blasto's new partner in crime, making a come-back after 50,000 years - Prothy "Trolly" the PROTHEAN
Seriously though, awesome pic
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This is the most terrifying yet gorgeous thing I've seen all day. XD
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Thank you. This is the reaction I was looking for.
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This is the most beautiful thing I've seen this hour.
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OMG, the grin to end all grins! I can totally picture this guy doing a Joker-laugh right now!
Well drawn and designed, by the way!
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lol, oh wow how sexy xD
Talk about trolling like a boss~
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In my cycle, trolling was considered an art.
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javik-"the joke is on you primitive human"
-TROLLFACE-
james-
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I knew he was a troll from the beginning!
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LOL, I always did think that Javik was a master of trolling :')
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javik: "back in my cycle, every child must pass through a rite of passage."
shephard: "and what is it called?"
javik: "for the lack of a better term, it is simply called "trolling" "
[result = the face above]
I can't stop laughing!
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Bravo! I just got an image of Javik wandering the Normandy singing the "trololo" song.
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in my cycle,we called it "the trolling imperative"
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