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Published: 2006-01-31 15:37:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1808; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 91
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I wish I had a model posing for this one...From First to Last - Untitled-
Girl, you must think that I’m crazy
But we all know you's a cutie
And you're all like, "Nuh uh, boys don't wanna get with me"
Girl please,
I can see straight through those
Fake colored contacts
Your eyes ain't blue, I bet that hair’s held by glue
Hey Shorty
Why you playin games?
These games were played, the rules were made,
You dropped the names, and now you got nothin to say
Hey Shorty
Why you playin games?
These games were played, the rules were made,
You dropped the names, and now you got nothin to...
It’s like that episode of Cheaters
And I’m that dude with the gun
Hiding cameras in your bedroom
Girl I know what you've done
I might be your baby’s daddy, but that don't mean shit
When every dude on the block knows that you're a trick
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Comments: 15
OMFG!!! SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY EX GIRLFRIEND!!!!
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Ahw... would you like me to do one of you?
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I don't mind at all! It may take me a little while to do tho... also...would you happen to have any pictures of yourself I could use as a reference? You know, you wering stockings or something?
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Holy cow... thank you!
(Hee... "poO!")
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Wish I could perfect it. 
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Yeah, there seems like being something wrong with..er.. her butt? 
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"I did a drawering today. Do you want to see it? Do you? Do you? [audience cheers] [Simon bends down to get drawing] Were you looking at my bum? Bum-lookers, cheeky monkeys, all of you! Don't look."
-Mike Myers as "Simon" on SnL.
Sorry, your booty comment reminded me of that.
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that's alright, didn't see what you are talking about, but I do love Mike Myers humour!
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Hee... yeah. I like big butts, and I cannot lie. 
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Aww... I see!
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Ha! You're way too modest.
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