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Bonkalore — Smerch-taur...?

Published: 2012-02-27 14:34:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 11043; Favourites: 369; Downloads: 63
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Description I. Regret. Absolutely. Nothing.


I seriously don’t know why nobody\'s done this before. Or at least to my knowledge… (there’s probably a reason for that *shot*)

But guys… I didn’t even know there was a term for it… but I am a smerchette. I can fight the urge to post things about him no longer. I’m in love with this man/giraffe.

Also, I credit whoever made that design for human Wheatley. I don’t even play Portal 2, but that design made me fall in love with Stephen Merchant. I drew that pic from memory though... so I dun even know if it's completely accurate to her design... Props to you though~

I will definitely be drawing more of him.

I also thought I'd let you all know that giraffes have always been my personal favorite animal ever since I was really little and realizing that people have compared him to a giraffe kind of gives me even MORE of a soft spot for this man. hahaha~ He's a truly beautiful creature in my opinion. Such a quirky, yet alluring man.


Portal 2 (c) Those guys that made it. Too lazy to even look up right now.
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Comments: 52

Lobehamawesome [2015-06-02 01:44:07 +0000 UTC]

i love this so much

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InvisibleMaskGirl [2015-02-20 13:14:36 +0000 UTC]

When I looked up "taur", I certainly wasn't expecting to find this....

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gaybiez [2014-09-03 19:45:28 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

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MsAnonymous1 [2013-07-18 04:39:40 +0000 UTC]

when steve merchant said "where you going with this Steve, you old dog"
literally the first thing that went to my mind was, "Old giraffe is more like it"
i would never say that to him, too mean and im sure the man gets enough grief as it is.
anyway nice anatomy of the giraffe

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vampiricdemoncutie [2013-04-14 08:27:58 +0000 UTC]

LMMFAO!!!!!! i love it

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AntagonisticSpazz [2012-08-20 15:34:59 +0000 UTC]

that is pure genius. I love it. Faving!

Also, where can I read this AU fic of yours? If you wouldn't mind telling me...?

Keep up the great work.

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yousernayme [2012-08-09 19:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God. What.

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kt2209 [2012-08-09 10:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes I just think that you and my dear friend would have a lot in common. When this came out, I knew the truth. You... You must be her exact match. My lord.

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Sarafan206 [2012-07-14 15:55:42 +0000 UTC]

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SgtRaven [2012-06-14 18:31:55 +0000 UTC]

This is perfect for an inspiration piece!!

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RA-SE-N [2012-04-24 08:26:16 +0000 UTC]

Giraffe Centaur is by itself an amazing concept. Adding Smerch/Wheatley to that only makes it more awesome.

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Branded-Rose [2012-03-21 19:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Giraffes rule!

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AbductionFromAbove [2012-03-21 03:22:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh.
I want to favorite this a million times.

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shadira [2012-03-11 04:21:58 +0000 UTC]

i luv this concept!!!

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mimzythefairy [2012-03-10 02:35:13 +0000 UTC]

OHMAGAWD

YOUR A GEINUS

*runs off to create even more products of beastiality*

I love the giraaaaaaffe!!!!!!

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Kaod-Mistress [2012-03-08 13:18:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL ...It's funny because in real life, he really is a giraffe. XD

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EmmacakesXD [2012-03-07 00:31:10 +0000 UTC]

Omg. This is amazing. I can't even.

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Taybrian1 [2012-03-06 20:25:42 +0000 UTC]

This made me smile. I've never see a centaur giraffe.

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A-Dance-In-The-Rain [2012-03-03 17:56:23 +0000 UTC]

;SLKJDS this is beautiful XD

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mystery-ragdoll [2012-03-02 05:12:08 +0000 UTC]

I mUrdEReD Companion Cube *sob!* I SoOO AShAmed.

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xXEmeraldDragonXx [2012-03-01 06:32:58 +0000 UTC]

i absolutely love this, but i think there's something wrong with the hind-legs in the bottom right sketch

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lexet [2012-03-01 00:32:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG WHEATLEY!! that just made my day, you should draw more portal my dear!! Check out some walkthroughs also from the game! The stuff he says is just compleetely hilariuos XD

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CeliaElise [2012-02-29 02:05:45 +0000 UTC]

I've never played Portal 2, but your giraffe man is fantastic! A very original concept!

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CloudiKitsune [2012-02-28 10:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Firstly, these are lovely gosh, I love how you've stylized Merchant as a giraffe. And also his humanized Whealtey self ^^.
*cough* You should really play Portal 2. *cough*

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MusicAddict152 [2012-02-28 06:39:45 +0000 UTC]

YES
SMERCH CENTAUR IS A GIRAFFE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that makes so much sense and is amazing

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islandcutie1202 [2012-02-28 02:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Wow! You're right, I'm surprised I haven't seen anything like this until now..... hehe now you've got me thinking of all these crazy combinations

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amethystartist83 [2012-02-28 01:19:48 +0000 UTC]

Hm, surprised to see those. Though a pleasant surprise. Nice drawings as always Bonka . I believe [link] and not-quite-noal.deviantart.rmcom is where this wonderful design came from. NQN's has a knack for character designs, not unlike you. It's been observed that humanized Wheatley's were pretty much Stephen Merchant which works out pretty good.

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Mayonaka-Zetsubo [2012-02-28 01:18:18 +0000 UTC]

GIRAFFE CENTAUR MAN!!!

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Microstar245 [2012-02-27 23:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Wheatley giraffe! And yeah, a lot of people imagine him as really gangly(including myself), and so I suppose being compared to a giraffe does fit him.

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Bonkalore In reply to Microstar245 [2012-02-28 02:13:35 +0000 UTC]

The actual actor is like that.

It's more a Stephen Merchant giraffe then Wheatley giraffe. :V lol

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Microstar245 In reply to Bonkalore [2012-02-29 04:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah.

And he does look like Stephen Merchant, but he looks a lot like Wheatley from side-view(or at least, that design of Wheatley).

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HappySunglass [2012-02-27 23:56:11 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaaaaaamazzzing

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Beegirl17 [2012-02-27 23:04:34 +0000 UTC]

He reminds me of human!Wheatley.

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youngerthanthesoul [2012-02-27 22:57:18 +0000 UTC]

Portal 2 (c) Valve

I listened to an audio clip of Stephen Merchant and Davit Tennant talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. All I saw was Wheatley and the Doctor talking in my head.

Merchant's voice is

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whatwazthat [2012-02-27 21:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! I'm guessing this is a character from Portal? Or did you tack on the giraffe bits on your own? *hides in videogame-stupidity hole*

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Phenixia [2012-02-27 21:34:18 +0000 UTC]

Nicely done and really original!

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sallystitchgirl97 [2012-02-27 21:22:54 +0000 UTC]

|D I love you for this... I'm not the only one that thought of this xD

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PaeBac [2012-02-27 21:21:03 +0000 UTC]

Gyaaaahhh! KYUUUT! His legs are all bendy and stuff!!!

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saphraira [2012-02-27 20:51:34 +0000 UTC]

I want a Griffie man

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orion-redde [2012-02-27 18:48:15 +0000 UTC]

>spazzes< Omgomgomgomgomgomg!!! This made me absolutely ecstatic! I can't stop grinning.

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ZDForrest [2012-02-27 17:14:38 +0000 UTC]

Woah! The centaurs African cousin!

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ZDForrest In reply to ZDForrest [2012-02-27 17:16:00 +0000 UTC]

P.s. that was in no way intended to be racist

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La-Oscura-Principe [2012-02-27 17:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Wheatley and a smerch giffafe... much love <3

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keljoy [2012-02-27 16:29:26 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhhhhhhhmygaaaaaaaawwwwwwd I LOVE giraffe-taurs!!! There aren't enough of them around!
I know of only one other person who draws them, and that's ~masterpan .

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Gardian-Of-Angels [2012-02-27 16:28:06 +0000 UTC]

i see nothing to regret



its also good to see that you are feeling alittle better{ im still gonna pray for you thougth }

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Cherries [2012-02-27 16:15:33 +0000 UTC]

This... is magical. XD

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Frankenbolt [2012-02-27 16:00:04 +0000 UTC]

Everytime this pops up somewhere I can't stop giggling.

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Immamoonkin [2012-02-27 15:55:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure how I feel about this. D: I think I feel happiness, and then that freaks me out. Oh God, what's wrong with me?

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xXxSnuffleBunnyxXx [2012-02-27 14:49:28 +0000 UTC]

Wow this is so bizare... I can't stop looking at it lol I love this

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trxR4kids [2012-02-27 14:39:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness. I'm in the same boat, ma'am!

I think everyone's who aware of Portal 2 is somewhat of a Smerchette (I didn't even know it was a thing until recently...then confirmed that I actually was one....)

This is really adorable!

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