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Published: 2015-04-06 15:58:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 726; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 1
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sometimes i have to remind myslef i'm making their hair too long so i pretend to give them haircuts. i really liked karkat's cut hair after this (the dates are the amount of time the hair would grow, i just threw it in bc why not?)Related content
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he's always both. always. unless you know, trickster crazy huehuehue
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Mine takes two months to grow that long and I hate it with a passion. It's been three months since my last haircut and my head is a fluff ball and augh its so frustrating why cant it grow slower!!
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Oh man I know that feeling. I got my head completely shaved once, and I was back to practically having a pom-pom on my head about 2 months later. It's not an issue for me, though, since I like my hair LONG about as much equius likes the word STRONG.
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xD i used to like mine long but I had a lifestyle change and with it went my hair, and I'd like to keep it that way if I could just not be broke that would be great kay thanks universe!!
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Eugh, I know that one. Being broke sucks. On the downside of long hair, knots and rats EVERYWHERE. And they're super hard to get rid of. And my hair is apparently magic, on top of that, because I have consistently broken every hairbrush I've ever tried to use.
Hairbrushes are my version of equius' bows. Or Vriska's 8-balls.
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Omg I had that problem with combs xD Every hairdresser tomd me to comb it, it causes less damage and I went 'go ahead and try but I'm not buying you a new comb.' and they did try and it broke every time. Crazy shit. So for me, it was combs.
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I do both tbh. Had a friend ask me once, "How come you never brush your hair?"
I picked up a hairbrush, went into the bathroom, and came out a few minutes later with the mangled corpse of a hairbrush and said, "That's why."
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xD You hair eats brushes!
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It does more than just eat brushes- It also eats SOULS. And sheds. A lot.
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xD I used to have friends that would complain about finding my hair on stuff when they got home. I was like "What do you want me to do??? It likes you!"
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If only I could add a picture, I would make a drawing of my long hair strangling someone with that as dialogue. "Gack! Help!"
"What do you want me to do? It likes you!"
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Right?? mine only grows an inch a month but damn it i hate it sometimes xD
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i don't know how much mine grows a month but jfc it's all the way down my neck and it's meant to be very short like my icon and yeah no bad hair. I can't even afford to have it cut since the only people that do it right charge around 40 or 50 dollars hahaaaaaa fml
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omg whenever i get a haircut it's like 20
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I get a razor cut and most of the places around here either don't do it right or are run by men who used to be in the military and I'm honestly terrified of most men, especially ones age 30 and above that look masculine as shit and here I am just this tiny little thing staring and going 'yes i would like a haircut please don't eat me?' I literally had a panic attack because the barber was a bit too stern and I just started crying in the middle of the barber shop it was so pathetic there was literally no reason to cry I am pathetic ;;
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shhhhhhh, friend, it's okay.
you aren't, it's fine. it's all fine.
the one i go to are all women
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I miss the one I used to go to that was all women, my hairdresser was so nice and she had this really cute accent and would talk to me a lot and we'd joke around and now I live a state away and instead of getting 40 dollar haircuts the only place around here that isn't men is like 50 dollars and up and I'm just like '... gdi i'm broke.' i mean i could go back and get teh ten dolar cut from the scary old guy but i'd rather have long hair than scare myself on purpose, bluh.
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omg why do you pay that much for a haircut?? jfc where do you even live
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Mississippi, it was the same price up in Massachusetts, so idk why shit is so expensive for me...
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well there's your problem, you're on the eastern part. looooooots of people so higher prices
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Are there less people in the west???
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technically? if you don't count southern california xD wyoming is BARE AS HECK
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Wonder why that is, huh.
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just remember US history and how we all kinda migrated to the west from the east.
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I'm British, literally almost everything I learnt in history class was replaced by British history a long time ago.
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well that seems more exciting than american history, that's only like 200 years xD
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I can't really remember when England's 'birthday' is, I believe the country is around 945 to 1100 years old, dependent on whether you're looking at 'the united kingdom's birthday' or england itself, as those are two entirely separate things. It's also very dependant on who you consider to be the first true king, although I want to say it was Egbert, I may be wrong.
My boyfriend is French and I feel like he knows more about England than I do, haha. Should probably ask him but he's at school right now, fft.
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well i think it's pretty awesome ^^
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Same, I love my home country. Although the US can be nice too... minus the fact it's raining like hell in this state and I'm pretty sure if it doesn't let up we might be whisked off to sea.
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noooooooooo
yeah US can be pretty cool but it gets stale with the whole politics system here.
i would so love to visit the UK
pretty chill there
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Chill in the most literal sense possible XD Although at least it doesn't snow too often! Doesn't make it any less cold though, haha. My grandmother says it's actually 12 degrees Celsius there atm which is decently cold, although i personally like to convert to Fahrenheit a lot because it doesn't confuse people here so that would be 53 degrees Farenheit. And currently in Mississippi it's 75 degrees Fahrenheit which is much much warmer... though to be completely honest I'd rather be in the 55 degree weather since I love the cold, heh. The heat down here kind of kills me.
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oh man, and how humid it is i don't envy you xD i used to live in the mountain desert area (north utah) and man is it dry! and hot. like it can get to like 49 celcius. crazy hot.
i'm impartial to the cold but i'd rather be in a sweater getting toasty than sweltering in the heat
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Humid heat is better than dry heat, and actually after a year i've gotten used to it, not to mention New Orleans is waaaaay more humid, and when it rains? No. The streets are a river. Thank god my bike is rust-proof and made of aluminium because dear god I ride it right through a street and was pretty much swimming in the thing, that is NOT an exaggeration. I didn't think rain was dangerous tbh but I wear glasses and wearing them had almost no difference in vision at the time, only difference was there wasn't water in my eyes if I wore them. That is the story of how i fried my first iphone. They can fall in the toilet and be fine but god forbid you ride a bike in a rain storm down to the french quarter and home. I can't breathe in heat, literally my lungs just stop working cuz my asthma isn't bad but it's finicky and doesn't liek being in heat or steamy areas or anything like that. Icy cold is when I can breathe best. If my bones are frozen I'm good!
So yes I love how cheap and hospitable the south is, but I'd rather be shivering every morning than dying cuz it's hot out. "Get up we have to go get your hair cut!" nuh mum it's hoooooot lemme sleep in my bed at least I have a fan in here!!
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omfg
i guess it's because i grew up with dry heat that it's my preference because i feel suffocated in muggy areas.
and damn i heard that it floods but wowee i guess it just never was a consideration that it'd be like going through a flipping pool xD
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I didn't consider that either, haha. I went out and mum was like 'no stay home' and i was like 'it's just rain!!' boy was i wrong.
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so so wrong, man
better get a boat because you'll be swimming
literally
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Up stream at that, I had a better chance of survival being a salmon i think, but I wasn't a salmon so I was pretty much drowning as I rode, heh.
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oh man what if you just wear a swim suit wherever you go xD
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I don't think it'd matter much I'd just look weird and still get drenched XD
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well with a swimsuit under your clothes or whatever it's be easier to get dry... WHEN you can xD
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Nah I just took a shower, fuck it right? I was cold and wet, may as well be warm and wet XD
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i'd go for the shower too xD
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The fun bit was coming out and seeing taht my trail of water from the front door to the bathroom was still there XD
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that just reminds me of the time i was completely, not even exaggerating, in mud-- head to toe, and my dad had to pick me up and put me in the tub so i didn't track grime through the house xD i was like 6
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Holy crap how did you manage to get that muddy? XD
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there was a mud pile at the little bridge of the apartment complex i lived in and i decided "oh hey i should play in that!" xD
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Oh my god my parents would have murdered me XD My dad is ocd as fucka dn my mother would look at me and just go "why... what made you think this was a good idea?!"
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