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It's funny what some ponies are into, about a week ago i got a contract from an aristocrat in Canterlot. They had a filly who wanted to be an Orca so badly she took a few thousand bits and bought a special made transformation potion, she chugged it and lept off the dock. The parents were worried sick and they had turned to everyone, and i mean everyone...seriously, they had whole battleships looking for her. so after all that they came to me, an expert on finding the unfindable. we all sat drown i got contracted for 5,000 bits! I hate to take advantage of ponies like that but...wait, i don't care.

first off, i tracked down the potion maker, Polithesisa an old one eyed zebra I know well, she makes me illegal potions and spell busters. She told me he had taken a maremaid spell and altered it to shape her tail and colors like a Orca whale, clever. Now i knew i was hunting a unique maremaid.

I then had Percy on the sonar beacons listening for whale pods. The young mare will probably stay close to a Orca pods for company and protection from other maremaids and U-ponies. Soon Percy heard a pod in the Manehatten gulf riding on the current South the Summer islands. Perfect, I'd trap her in the shallow water near the islands.

I got my gear and got into position, i chose an area full of old wrecks so i could hide and strike quickly. I spotted the pod near the surface and sure enough, there she was, swimming happily among them. I quickly swam up and grabbed her from behind. I then let my weight drag us to the bottom while she was thrashing. Orcas breath air, and so did she, I held an air tank full of air and a pinch of chloroform, but she wasn't dumb. She held her breath waiting for the other Orcas to come save her, but they didn't. i knew she had to take a breath eventually and after six minutes she inhaled once, twice, sleep. It took four days to ship her here, thanks to Equestrian Shipping Anonymous for small favors.

And now here we are, back at base. I have her in my underground cistern.(1100 feet across) It gives her plenty of room to swim around, I've had Percy toss her some fish and keep her fed, she really doesn't want to go back home and Poligoth has no idea how to reverse a permanent spell. huh, I've always wanted a pet whale and i have a cute little collar for her too with a bell on it, but...money.

Damn it, i hate making choices like this...HEY! if there's anyone in this stupid radio tell me what i should do!

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It's funny what some ponies are into, about a week ago i got a contract from an aristocrat in Canterlot. They had a filly who wanted to be an Orca so badly she took a few thousand bits and bought a special made transformation potion, she chugged it and lept off the dock. The parents were worried sick and they had turned to everyone, and i mean everyone...seriously, they had whole battleships looking for her. so after all that they came to me, an expert on finding the unfindable. we all sat drown i got contracted for 5,000 bits! I hate to take advantage of ponies like that but...wait, i don't care.

first off, i tracked down the potion maker, Polithesisa an old one eyed zebra I know well, she makes me illegal potions and spell busters. She told me he had taken a maremaid spell and altered it to shape her tail and colors like a Orca whale, clever. Now i knew i was hunting a unique maremaid.

I then had Percy on the sonar beacons listening for whale pods. The young mare will probably stay close to a Orca pods for company and protection from other maremaids and U-ponies. Soon Percy heard a pod in the Manehatten gulf riding on the current South the Summer islands. Perfect, I'd trap her in the shallow water near the islands.

I got my gear and got into position, i chose an area full of old wrecks so i could hide and strike quickly. I spotted the pod near the surface and sure enough, there she was, swimming happily among them. I quickly swam up and grabbed her from behind. I then let my weight drag us to the bottom while she was thrashing. Orcas breath air, and so did she, I held an air tank full of air and a pinch of chloroform, but she wasn't dumb. She held her breath waiting for the other Orcas to come save her, but they didn't. i knew she had to take a breath eventually and after six minutes she inhaled once, twice, sleep. It took four days to ship her here, thanks to Equestrian Shipping Anonymous for small favors.

And now here we are, back at base. I have her in my underground cistern.(1100 feet across) It gives her plenty of room to swim around, I've had Percy toss her some fish and keep her fed, she really doesn't want to go back home and Poligoth has no idea how to reverse a permanent spell. huh, I've always wanted a pet whale and i have a cute little collar for her too with a bell on it, but...money.

Damn it, i hate making choices like this...HEY! if there's anyone in this stupid radio tell me what i should do!