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bero3000 In reply to ??? [2021-06-03 18:26:17 +0000 UTC]
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Drawsputin [2017-12-11 23:08:56 +0000 UTC]
She makes Marge's dress even better!
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danail24 [2017-10-29 11:12:47 +0000 UTC]
I can totally imagine this happening in the show. Like as part of Homer's daydream or something.
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bero3000 In reply to danail24 [2017-10-29 15:52:53 +0000 UTC]
totally ! making his meals and bringing him beer
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danail24 In reply to bero3000 [2017-10-29 18:35:23 +0000 UTC]
She has cushions for protection. And Homer's seat is between her legs.
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BigMacSama [2016-05-23 05:28:14 +0000 UTC]
If she's my woman, I'd fuck her for life.
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-23 17:02:20 +0000 UTC]
Like your sad life?Β
*laughs like Modern Spongebob while trotting around you in a circle*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-23 21:33:50 +0000 UTC]
*cracks off a fart at you*
Good thing I had over 9000 burritos this morning! See ya, fart-
*then explodes with all of his blood and gorey guts all over you*
Β MURDERER!!! HELP!!! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!!
*they all show up outta nowhere on Bero*
Alright Bero, you are under arrest! Don't move or shoot your ass down!
*you move and then you get shot down about 9000 times*
Β *shoves your face onto the hood of his car and handcuffs you*
You have the right to remain silent and cooperate or else we're gonna make this difficult for you!!
Β Guess the retard baby just needed his naptime.
Β *CSI Miami yell*
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-23 22:21:15 +0000 UTC]
An another miscarriage of justice!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-24 02:28:08 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, and that's you, dirtbag!
*jumps on you and punches multiple times until you go down again*
Whew, take that, little wiener boy!
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-24 02:58:10 +0000 UTC]
Police brutality!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-24 03:32:04 +0000 UTC]
*then you get sent into a paddy wagon and you get arrested and sent to prison and all that jazz while the COPS theme song plays*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-24 04:51:58 +0000 UTC]
*audience cheers as you leave the theater in Manhattan*
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-24 12:51:09 +0000 UTC]
*critics rave*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-24 23:49:03 +0000 UTC]
Mack: Did I mention it's got Bero's girlfriend in it who she happens to be dating moi?
*shows her hot gorgeous self coming on in like this -->Β picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/os29β¦
Critics: *murmuring he has a point and cheer*
-cut to: You outside the theater grumbling to the bar-
Ah hello, didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome, what I can get you tonight, my good sir?
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-25 00:32:39 +0000 UTC]
A shot good sir...
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 06:11:37 +0000 UTC]
*shoots you with a toy gun*
There's your shot, sir.Β
*chuckles*
No but seriously, here's a shot.
*pours one as he leaves the bottle for you*
Enjoy.
*leaves to the next guy*
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-25 14:17:08 +0000 UTC]
*drinks and smiles* heh funny....
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 16:55:10 +0000 UTC]
: Hey, join the party!
*belches*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 17:23:44 +0000 UTC]
You never Gargoyles? Lame...
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-25 17:29:51 +0000 UTC]
just surprised me
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 18:45:30 +0000 UTC]
No seriously, you never SAW Gargoyles?! Lame...
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-25 18:57:25 +0000 UTC]
yes i saw the series you dumbo
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 19:32:57 +0000 UTC]
Dude, stop being mean towards this elephant! They have feelings!
*shows a baby elephant crying*
Β * *
Way to be asshole, dumbshit!
*hits you upside the head*
Yeah ese, what's that lil' guy ever done to you?
*whomps you over the head and you go down to the ground*
Β Yeah, that's uncool, sheethead!
*pisses all over your face*
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE now you smeel like pee-pee!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 21:00:17 +0000 UTC]
*triple facepalm*
Β You're an idiot.
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 21:21:23 +0000 UTC]
*pops up* BITCHFUCK!!!
*grabs the back of your head and slams it onto a big-assed rock over and over repeatedly while screaming for no reason*
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-05-25 21:27:51 +0000 UTC]
guuuhhhhhhlpppppppfffff
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 21:41:43 +0000 UTC]
*afterwards it leaves and you are in full pain and bleeding all over*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 23:04:41 +0000 UTC]
Β KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Β I'm-A On it!
*spews multiple fireballs at you and you burn into a crispy charcoaled mess*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-25 23:39:49 +0000 UTC]
Boy, he's more deader than bronto ribs at Rocky's BBQ Emporium at Texarock.
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-05-26 03:51:05 +0000 UTC]
YOSHI!
*takes a shit on your dead body and runs off laughing away*Β
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