Description
I want to give a shout-out to PFWrestling and his wrestling themed work. When I first came upon his gallery with text stories and picture profiles of actual fitness and bodybuilding women doing combat in the squared circle, I knew I'd come across someone influenced by ye olde e-wrestling sites like the Fitness Wrestling Federation and Roman Gladiator Wrestling 2000. There has been a more recent evolution with him introducing 3D rendered OC characters, which definitely has its merits compared to using stock photos of a fitness woman like Victoria Pratt to represent the text-based character of Jeanette Lansdale. Vicky herself was a player in the FWF, being a founder of the Avengers stable before the company dissolved and became EFW, and I got to thinking of a possible scene if she ever showed up in PFW.
Cue Victoria Pratt promo scene...
"Camille, you couldn't hold on to your World Championship belt, in the middle of your own sneak attack on me! I'm surrendering it for now, but the next time we meet..."
"Wait a minute! I know you! You're Jeanette Lansdale! You wrestle for Pantheon!"
"I'm sorry, girl, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Victoria Pratt. I'm with PFW, and I'm challenging Camille LeBlanc-Bazinet for this title."
"You ARE Jeanette! I've seen you wrestle! My dad has season tickets!"
"I think we should redo the promo, fellas... without the little interruption."
"It's alright, Vicky. Li'l Florence there is actually a pretty big influencer and super-fan."
"All right, but just remember, my name is Victoria Pratt. I work for Premier Female Wrestling."
"I think you're the greatest but my big brother says you're overrated."
"..."
"And he says that lots of times you just get lucky!"
"..."
"An' that you lost to The Wicked Nun 'cause you don't have endurance, and you stayed up all night havin' sleep overs with all your fans."
"THE HELL I...! Listen, girl, I've heard more than enough of that crap in over two continents! I'm busting my non-harlot butt every time I step in the ring. Tell your big brother, any time he wants to join me on a marathon, that I promise not to leave him for dead in the dust!"
Do check out 's gallery, as well as the classic comedy Airplane! (1980)!
Credit to Hellfire Designs for the PFW title belt imagery!