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avalonauggie — Assassins: Guiteau-Slushie OTP
Published: 2006-04-23 08:13:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1557; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 38
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Um....yeah. Don't ask why I call Charles Guiteau "Chuckles" or why he's slurping a slushie or why Lee Harvey Oswald is passed out or why John Wilkes Booth is so hot. Wait, I mean don't ask why he's so pissed off. yes. This is a crackdoodle. Questions will not help you.characters kind of belong to Sondheim and John Weidman, but really they belong to history. Inspiration and wonderfulness come for Doogie Patrick Howser, Denis O'Hare, and Michael Cerveris. ^_^ Art is miiine.
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I love this picture and I love that you call Guiteau 'Chuckles'. I think I will use that name from now on.
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Well, I won't ask... I'm just gonna say that when the real JWB and CG wanted to become immortal, don't think this was wht they meant... but it is freakin' FUNNAH
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Assassins is probabley the most kick-ass musical. Ever.
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GAH.
Guiteau is my favorite. And this is amazing.
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Okay, I don't know whether it's because I'm sleep deprived or because I'm insane but this is high-larious. Awesome work.
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I should put that disclaimer on all my art. or all my Assassins-related art anyway. "Best viewed on minimal amounts of sleep or while insane." XD
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Man, everything's best viewed on minimal amounts of sleep or while insane. I may as well just never sleep.
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ZOMFG! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! IT'S INSPIRATIONAL!
Could you this to me so I can have it as my wallpaper? Thanks! You're so awesome. I wish I had talent like this.
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sure thing, I'll need an email addy to send it to, tho. ^_^
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DramaQueenKate@msn.com
thanks!
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I try my best for my neighbors....? XD
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XDD I've just felt so ickle and alone in my Assassins love sometimes.
'Cause it's a really awkward thing to tell people that you like.
"Oh, you like musicals? What're your favorites?"
"Well, I really like Assassins ..."
"Ooh, what's it about?"
"Uh. Well." ;.;
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aww, you poor thing! Luckily my friends are weird enough that they appreciate that kind of musical. XD
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Congradulations. It is 4 am and I just finished reading the amazing ridiculously long monstrosity that you call the "crackfic." And it's pretty much the best thing in existance.
Booth/Guiteau OTP!!!
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YES BOOTH/GUITEAU FOR THE WIN. I'm so so so going to hell for that, but I don't care! eventually we're gonna like, make an lj community and post the fic there, and other things written in that crazy mixed-up universe, but that probably won't happen for a while.
you stayed up until 4? good lord. ..then again I was up until 4 knitting, but still! get sleep!
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Dude, I would DEFINATELY join that lj community! 
Psh, sleep is for the weak.
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OMGSOADORABLEICAN'TBARELYSTANDIT! .... *huggles Guiteau and then runs off with Booth*
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watch out with Boothsie, he'll molest you as soon as look at you. XD *steals Guiteau's slushie and pokes Lee*
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But-But-But Michael is just so adoralbe as Booth!!! XD
*steals Guiteau's slushie straw and pokes Lee's head with it*
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yes, but he tends to kidnap Rosencrantz and rape anyone he can get his hands on, at least when he and Chuckles aren't having bizarre sordid liasons involving rope and laudanum.....and wait, that's fic-stuff, and never really happened. never mind.
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*wide eyed* omg, there's actually assassins fanfiction!?!?
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I'm an insane cat, is what I am.
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i love you sodamnmuch. this is hilarious! their expressions... i adore guiteau's face. xDDD can i make this my wallpaper?
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hahah of course! I can send you the unwatermarked version if you want. Guiteau is love!
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That is sofuckingawesome. I LOVE the Guiteau looking up/away. And JWB...with his little gloved hands on the table! Like he's slamming them down- "Slushy, damnit?!"
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Booth is either pissed off that his compatriots are such lunatics, or pissed off that Guiteau is sucking on the slushie and not him. That's uh, up to the viewer's interpretation.
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So, wait..he wants to suck on Guiteau's slushie?
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Well, yeah, you can't suck on slushie ALL the time.
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only sometimes. ^_~
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I want to suck on Michael's slushie..
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oh, don't we ALL?
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Yes. Everyone wants to suck Michael's slushie.
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