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attikachu — This Stupid Sandwich Group: Oliver

Published: 2014-07-09 00:05:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1214; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 0
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THIS GROUP IS RIDICULOUS AND I LOVE IT

pick up line: 

".....You have my parmesan to bring me home." 

"I'll savour olive you~"

name: Oliver
bread: Pane di Altamura
topping: Parmesan & Garlic Olive Oil
birthday: August 15th
age: 18
height: 5'3"
gender: Male

what you look for in your fellow bread: 

- sweet fluffy breads // meat toppings //  herb toppings // other cheeses


likes: 
- skinship~
- warm weather
- animals
- being lazy

dislikes: 
- responsibility
- receiving flowers (what do you do with them after? water? then what? they just sit there until they die.)
- putting in effort for others' sakes (unless it's for that special someone <3)
- being dirty
- winter
- vegetable breads, ewh
- the sour ones are okay 
- if you're bitter oh god no stay away

personality: 

Oliver is a fairly prickly person, as evidenced by his default "idgaf" expression. Besides being blunter with his words than falling anvil, he's prone to speaking his mind without welcome. Sharp words combined with dirty looks and sparse phrases are a common occurrence, although he is able to restrain himself in rare moments of sensitivity. Still, beneath his sharp cheese exterior lies a romantic heart with a weakness for the tried and true cliches of love. He just has very little hope that he'll ever find it, and his resultant no-ties sampling has turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

additional info: 
- Letting him take care of animals is a very, very bad idea.
- He really does want to find his other half--or halves
- Which means he samples a lot
- Low tolerance for responsibility = FLEETING ONE NIGHT STANDS
- Likes to be doted on
- Mentioning his height immediately turns him into a sour olive
- He gets much more talkative when drunk
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Comments: 11

Heikky [2014-07-15 07:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Damn! The new version. +69 hotness points
*prepares booze*

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attikachu In reply to Heikky [2014-07-15 15:45:17 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO

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Shrimpoop [2014-07-14 22:16:31 +0000 UTC]

CUTIEEE!!!

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attikachu In reply to Shrimpoop [2014-07-14 22:34:16 +0000 UTC]

NO U //squishes letty

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Tapichu [2014-07-14 22:12:30 +0000 UTC]

//pinches that idgaf face

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attikachu In reply to Tapichu [2014-07-14 22:15:06 +0000 UTC]

//pinches back

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hyalinee [2014-07-10 07:18:53 +0000 UTC]

ATTI THOSE PUNS

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attikachu In reply to hyalinee [2014-07-10 15:20:23 +0000 UTC]

SORRY NOT SORRY

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hyalinee In reply to attikachu [2014-07-11 13:53:10 +0000 UTC]

LIKE YOU WOULD BE SORRY ABOUT THOSE :iconthiskillstheman: but he's a cutiepie //touches his faise

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librarykun [2014-07-09 04:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Lakdhsjak atti finished before me I'M SO SNAIL: iconbawpls:

but amg this cutie is salty huehuehue e u e sugar will love him

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Selcouthie [2014-07-09 01:14:20 +0000 UTC]

//TOUCHES DIS QT//

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