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Kind of a dumb thing to ask your child, in my opinion
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I'm also more willing to screw that dragon than I would most guys.
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BY THE GODS YES!!!! XD and I love giving them that feeling of terror too~
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My mother keeps asking me too. It really pisses me off when I have to tell her that I'm a happy single again and again. -_-
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Hello dangerous you mean. Β I'm all up for defending endangered/near extinct species, but if there is wickedness in their hearts, I would just as soon avoid them.
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Well, it's like I say:Β He instills terror in the hearts of men, but kindles love in the hearts of women.Β
If only all us Smaug fangirls became she-dragons and were dropped into Middle-earth, we wouldn't mind sharing our one true King under the Mountain.
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Heh heh heh. Β I'm sure you wouldn't. Β I'm happy staying as a human, thank you, but I would like to exchange riddles and wisdom with Smaug.
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Oh yes, I agree with you on that. Β ^^
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Have you heard this one? Β What always runs but never walks, and has a mouth but never talks?
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Hmm...I can't say I have heard that one before, but if I can guess correctly (judging from "run" and "mouth"), I'd say it's a...river?
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That's right. Β I first heard that riddle when I was eight or nine, and it was on my favorite TV show, Jackie Chan Adventures.
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Hahahahahahahaha! XDΒ
Oh my god! This is so true!
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Β Funny thing is....When it comes to boyfriends, I would rather just be with fictional guys and my life. They know my past on love, which I'm over.
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I see....For me I have too much stuff to do to even think of dating right now and also I want to travel some more before I can even settle down.
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No one comes between Smaug and his treasure. NOBODY!
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I clap for u ma'am I shall make u a big cookie for ur awesomeness!!
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