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Published: 2014-04-28 03:40:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 3545; Favourites: 114; Downloads: 28
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Description Wherein Sarah tells a viewer why you should be careful when trying to order a pizza, unless you want an unexpected surprise.

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KingAuraNinja [2018-04-20 04:31:12 +0000 UTC]

*wispers* Shes so cute~ heh >^<

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Sebastian412 [2017-10-13 11:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Sarah, really?Β 


Chan eil mi a 'creidsinn seo.

Cuideachd, a 'feuchainn ri pizza a Γ²rdachadh, ach an Γ ite sin a bhith nad mhΓ thair ?!


O, aidh. Tha sin beairteach.

(Sorry! I'm Scottish. What of it?)

I don't believe this.

Also, trying to order a pizza, but instead becoming a mother?!

Oh, aye. That's rich.

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Artificial-Thunder [2017-01-11 16:57:07 +0000 UTC]

"The jerk store called! They're running out of you!"

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Daddydog23 [2016-05-02 20:24:00 +0000 UTC]

idk what to write here.

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Aklim95 [2014-05-04 20:02:32 +0000 UTC]

Paddy: (Through the phone) : Hello?

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Atrox-C In reply to Aklim95 [2014-05-04 22:39:10 +0000 UTC]

She'd hang up.

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Aklim95 In reply to Atrox-C [2014-05-04 22:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Paddy would be on hold till January.

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ApocalypseTitan [2014-05-01 07:43:00 +0000 UTC]

OMG, this is hilarious XDXDXDXDXD

I cant stop laughing so hard XDXD

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Atrox-C In reply to ApocalypseTitan [2014-05-01 09:32:07 +0000 UTC]

But it's just a phone!

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ApocalypseTitan In reply to Atrox-C [2014-05-01 10:50:27 +0000 UTC]

with a "special" delivery XD

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TTAF [2014-04-28 21:46:59 +0000 UTC]

It's a Cutie. (=

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Atrox-C In reply to TTAF [2014-04-28 21:50:16 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. I've seen cuter phones.

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TTAF In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-28 21:52:51 +0000 UTC]

PERFECT REPLY.

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kittykat568 [2014-04-28 18:52:39 +0000 UTC]

But.... WHO WAS PHONE?!

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LostSoulMalachi [2014-04-28 16:15:15 +0000 UTC]

Witty comment loading...

--80% COMPLETE--

I got nothin' until then. XD

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NMartinez [2014-04-28 11:58:05 +0000 UTC]

(from the phone) : "I HATE BOLOGNAAA!!"
(Sal Ami [from "Wacky Deli"] pops out of the receiver) "RRRRRRRHEEEEEEHHBLBLBLEEEHHHBBLLBLBBLEEHHHH!"

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Atrox-C In reply to NMartinez [2014-04-28 23:29:35 +0000 UTC]

*cue Sarah smashing the receiver onto the phone multiple times out of panic*

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beezebeora [2014-04-28 10:36:43 +0000 UTC]

i think i would be more worried if someone ordered a baby and ended up with a pizza. do you still raise it?

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Atrox-C In reply to beezebeora [2014-04-28 10:41:29 +0000 UTC]

You can certainly try!

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beezebeora In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-28 11:05:33 +0000 UTC]

I dont think I want either. Unless the Pizza will take good care of me in my old age...

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Atrox-C In reply to beezebeora [2014-04-28 18:05:28 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't make it past college. It'd probably the most popular student in the dorm for all the wrong reasons.

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beezebeora In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-28 21:23:36 +0000 UTC]

it better not show its pepperoni slices to people.

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Badluckcrow [2014-04-28 08:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is a phone Sarah, well done!

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gdpr-17673394 [2014-04-28 07:50:32 +0000 UTC]

WHY I'M I JUST NOW LEARNING THAT SARAH HAS AN ASK BLOG!!!!!!! >:U lol

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Atrox-C In reply to gdpr-17673394 [2014-04-28 10:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Surprise!

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gdpr-17673394 In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-28 10:09:45 +0000 UTC]

haha, yes. very good surprise. =3

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hellosur6464 [2014-04-28 05:26:48 +0000 UTC]

I know what a phone is you don't need to tell me.Β 

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Atrox-C In reply to hellosur6464 [2014-04-28 05:44:28 +0000 UTC]

"THIS is a WRENCH"

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hellosur6464 In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-30 02:06:33 +0000 UTC]

are you going to build a sentry with it

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Atrox-C In reply to hellosur6464 [2014-04-30 02:10:34 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/TuL5cbI4_uY?t=51s

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hellosur6464 In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-30 02:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Pack man should have been the engineer on team fortress 2.

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KlarkKentThe3rd [2014-04-28 04:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Didn't know there WAS a tΓΌmbler... followed like a mother****er.

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Atrox-C In reply to KlarkKentThe3rd [2014-04-28 05:44:39 +0000 UTC]

There is indeed!

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Corvus-the-Snark [2014-04-28 04:40:21 +0000 UTC]

Noooooooo ya don't say

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vidgamer123 [2014-04-28 04:39:48 +0000 UTC]

"Hello, I need to speak to a mister Seymour Buttz."

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Atrox-C In reply to vidgamer123 [2014-04-28 05:26:38 +0000 UTC]

He can't come to the phone right now, he's with Amanda Huggenkiss and Mr. I. P. Freely.

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DARKZADAR-ZERO [2014-04-28 04:29:11 +0000 UTC]

at least it's not a banana phone ^^

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Kyleboy21 [2014-04-28 04:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Anyone up for a pizza, since now she has the phone?

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LuxiotheEchidna [2014-04-28 03:55:51 +0000 UTC]

is this the krusty krab?

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DDBandit24 In reply to LuxiotheEchidna [2014-04-28 11:20:18 +0000 UTC]

No this is Patrick.

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NS-Games [2014-04-28 03:52:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, come on, it can't really be her fault. I mean, they put the number for the Stork and Storki's Pizza right next to each other in the Yellow Pages.

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Atrox-C In reply to NS-Games [2014-04-28 10:08:39 +0000 UTC]

I bet they deliver pizza with storks too.

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NS-Games In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-28 14:14:10 +0000 UTC]

As long as it's 30 minutes or less.

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DavTheUnknown [2014-04-28 03:46:40 +0000 UTC]

I tried to call my grandmother, but ended up calling the wrong number and...somehow became a father..

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Atrox-C In reply to DavTheUnknown [2014-04-28 06:55:00 +0000 UTC]

You didn't think it was weird when they started asking you if you wanted a boy or a girl?

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DavTheUnknown In reply to Atrox-C [2014-04-28 22:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Hrm...don't remember that part...

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MalamiteLtd [2014-04-28 03:46:19 +0000 UTC]

EYEBROWS

I don't think I've seen them so bold.

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Atrox-C In reply to MalamiteLtd [2014-04-28 10:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Won't be long now before she cosplays as Satsuki Kiryuin or something.

XD They're like that so they're easier to see. I might have gone too far in a couple places. XD

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LuxiotheEchidna In reply to MalamiteLtd [2014-04-28 03:55:34 +0000 UTC]

what about...eyebrows

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PenlopePep [2014-04-28 03:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Do u take requests? :3

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