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Published: 2012-12-04 17:28:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 16687; Favourites: 126; Downloads: 26
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Trollge83 [2023-09-12 05:45:20 +0000 UTC]

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chrispc [2014-08-06 04:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like some furry chick. I remember when it tried to [DATA EXPUNGED] this worker named Thomas. Good times.

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AceNos [2014-05-03 16:47:59 +0000 UTC]

it's a nine tailed fox is it?

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asya173 In reply to AceNos [2014-05-04 17:38:58 +0000 UTC]

According to the entry, that's EXACTLY what it is.

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AceNos In reply to asya173 [2014-05-04 17:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Looks like they got a fine specimen of japanese folk creature.

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chrispc In reply to AceNos [2014-08-06 04:50:36 +0000 UTC]

It's aso what my group is named after. You know, NTF? Task Force?

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AceNos In reply to chrispc [2014-08-06 04:52:30 +0000 UTC]

not really.

but yes, i think some of the scps are mythical creatures

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nomorezombies [2014-01-13 05:49:57 +0000 UTC]

One of the great underrateds.

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human-groveback [2012-12-06 01:58:51 +0000 UTC]

953 was the 1st SCP to breach containment during my time as a member. She almost raped me. Thanks for doing this 1 by the way.

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asya173 In reply to human-groveback [2012-12-06 16:33:51 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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human-groveback In reply to asya173 [2012-12-06 21:18:22 +0000 UTC]

OK. Also, at The SCP Foundation, for some reason, whenever I'm on 1 of the receiving ends of something bad happening at The foundation, 953 is somehow involved. 1 of my ex-girlfriends (said ex-girlfriend happening to be a kitsune & having a dislike of kumihos, such as 953) is also an employee, & she called kumihos "cheap evolutionary knockoffs of kitsunes" right to 953's face & lived. Yes, my life is THAT messed up that I almost got raped by a kumiho on my first breach & used to date a kitsune.

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asya173 In reply to human-groveback [2012-12-07 16:33:38 +0000 UTC]

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human-groveback In reply to asya173 [2012-12-07 21:08:38 +0000 UTC]

Another running gag with me is that every time in my membership that there is a breach, I keep trying to get myself fired before the next breach after the offending SCP items are re-contained. Of course, I keep failing miserably.

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pheonix-gray In reply to human-groveback [2013-05-06 05:11:49 +0000 UTC]

try being the one who disintegrated over half of a facility. All because Dr.Kondraki and Clef had the oh so bright idea of breaking my pocket watch thinking it would kill me. only they realized that it wasn't keeping me alive but controlling me from going into scp-001-ALPHA involuntarily.
how the two of them escaped immediate termination on the spot is beyond me -_-.

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human-groveback In reply to pheonix-gray [2013-05-07 03:15:26 +0000 UTC]

At least you're not the 1 whose blood the Kumiho is out for.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-14 23:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Ling... This place looks like world war 3Β 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-15 01:45:42 +0000 UTC]

Where are we?

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-15 01:59:33 +0000 UTC]

Ferguson... Β 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-15 02:03:54 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what "Ferguson" is. Information, please?

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-15 02:09:08 +0000 UTC]

It's a town in Big MoΒ 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-15 02:10:43 +0000 UTC]

What's Big Mo?

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-15 02:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Missouri

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-15 02:27:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Why are we in a post-apocalyptic Ferguson, Missouri?

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-15 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Ling: We're on the prowl for the cop who offed Mike BrownΒ 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-15 02:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Ah. *I pull out my UAC plasma gun, so I'm ready. I also mount my Revenant Seeker Pods*

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-15 02:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Ling: *loads my M16 and AK47* Who said Kumiho's can't duel wieldΒ 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-15 03:06:26 +0000 UTC]

I never heard anyone say that.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-15 11:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Well i heard a rumor that Kumihos cannot duel wiledΒ 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 00:06:37 +0000 UTC]

Ah.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:03:46 +0000 UTC]

Ling: Those morons had no ideaΒ 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:12:33 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:13:24 +0000 UTC]

Ling: ^^

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:21:59 +0000 UTC]

Anyway...

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Ling: So what were you gonna say?

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Heck, I don't know.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Ling: Ok

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I'm simple sometimes.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Ling: Oh ok

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:35:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm a wreck due to a fucked-up love life.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:39:18 +0000 UTC]

Ling: Eh... Not like i cared. *cocks a M93R*

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:42:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm dating an SCP. What do you expect.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:44:22 +0000 UTC]

Ling: Nah... Your talking to one *shoots a criminal in the head*Β 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Nice. *I charge-shot my BFG-9k, letting me clear a mansion room full of criminals*

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Ling: Nice shot.Β 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:48:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:50:14 +0000 UTC]

*Walks through and cleans out the second floor*Β 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 02:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 02:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, C'monΒ 

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human-groveback In reply to ask-theangelofsouls [2014-08-16 06:03:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm just trying to decide what to grab

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ask-theangelofsouls In reply to human-groveback [2014-08-16 14:17:28 +0000 UTC]

Ling: That's ok take your timeΒ 

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