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Artemismoon12 — My Fave Dalton Characters
Published: 2011-03-16 22:46:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 2731; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 18
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These are my favourite characters by far.Shane Anderson, Reed Van Kamp, Merril Portman and Thomas 'Dwight' Housten.
Each has thier own reasons for entralling me but mostly its because they make Dalton such a different entity from Glee. It's more of a controlled chaos whereas Glee is a planned roundabout of miscalanious Oh My God moments.
I planned to release this last night but the Kliss got in the way. (Who else is still freaking out???) Also I'm in mourning, we lost out friend/BAMF Pav. On the bright side Cp didn't kill him so he lives on in one small way!
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They are all beautiful and wonderful and I adore each and everyone of them! I wish I could know all of you personally but at least I know Dwight thanks to Lilly and You. I am freaking out I've been freaking out since last night I was even freaking out during school! IT"S CANON!!! KLAINE IS CANON!!! THEIR KISS WAS THE BEST KISS EVER!!!! IT"S CANON!!!!!! -calms down for a few minutes- Anyway I love your version of CP's awesome characters they all look great and I love their outfits especially Merril and Dwight's -looks at Dwight- Where on earth do you keep getting those amazing jackets from? seriously Islay spoils you way too much.
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It was a two for one deal. So he got two jackets and I went crazy with the studs on the collar and cuffs.
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-sighs- Islay sweetie you really need to stop spoiling him so much I mean come on he already has you and Lilly I don't think you need to be buying him jackets, no matter how awesome the jackets are
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It's goodwill, everything is halfoff on fridays!
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-sighs- You love to go shopping on sales days way too much! And how dare you go shopping without me you know I am trying to improve Sam's wardrobe!
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-sighs- Next time you go shopping for Dwight you better bring me along
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Good and thank you sweetie, -sighs- I really need to get Sam to stop wearing t-shirt with comic book hero symbols all the time I love his geekyness and his dorkyness but he doesn't have to sacrifice fashion well being himself
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honey hes darling, dont try and change his fashion sense, Dwight already wore black coats everywhere, so I just got him some more. Its love dearie. And love is blind
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I love him I really do but my fashion based mind keeps telling me that he should wear some nicer clothes sometimes -blushes- maybe something a little tighter and better fitting and less loose
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honey, tighter? You wanna show off what your boys got to the world? the guessing is sexy. Darlign why do you think I like Dwight in turtlenecks and long coats?
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-blushing- I want to buy him clothes that he can wear on dates you know the kind of dates where we stay in a watch a movie well snuggling on the couch -turns bright red-
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cozy sweater, go with bright blue or some other colour but its so comfy snuggling into a wooly sweater
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He does look good in that green stripped shirt he was wearing yesterday -blushes- i couldn't take my eyes off him
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boy just go get your boy and cuddle, your making me puke rainbows right now
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Hey I don't make comments when you talk about Dwight and Lilly!
Sam: -pops his head into the room and smiles- Finally I found you
-blushes- You were looking for me?
Sam: -nods- Oh hi Islay I didn't see you there -walks over to where I am sitting and pulls me into his lap-
-blushing- S-Sam!
Sam: -grinning- What can't I show my boyfriend affection?
-blushing-
Sam: -To you- He is way too shy sometimes, but it's part of why I love him
-bright red-
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You two, I swear. I comment because its necessary, Lilly, Dwight and I don't have nearly as much PDA as you guys (not to mention polygamy is even lower on the social scale than homosexuality)
-leaves you two alone-
USE PROTECTION DARLINGS!
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-blushing- Islay!!! If I had something heavy I would throw it at you!!!
Sam: -laughing- You're friends sure are funny Colin
Samuel Evans!!! I can't believe you!
Sam: -smiling- I know. I can be pretty unbelievably amazing sometimes
You know that's not what I meant!
Sam: It isn't?
-sighs- You're lucky I love you
Sam: -hugs me and holds me close- I remind myself how lucky I am everyday
-blushing- ... I'm trying to be mad at you Samuel so don't you go being all cute and romantic
Sam: -sighs- You know you love it when I get romantic and sentimental
Stop being so cute!
Sam: I can't stop being me Colin
-sighs- Darn you and your adorableness Samuel Evans
Sam: -smiling-
-sighs- ... Wait! Islay why do you have a camera with you?! and when did you come back?!
Sam: -laughs-
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i have a camera because im a creepy fangirl, you know that by now. Besides Blaine and Kurt lock the door, Jared would never snuggle and the most action Lilly and I get is Dwight jumping off the couch for shock.
So cuddle or I will be angry -brandishes camera-
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Sam: -smiles- Come on we can indulge her just this once can't we?
NO! she will use that footage to blackmail in the future I just know it!
Sam: -pouts- But Colin I know you love to snuggle
-blushes- Samuel are you actually trying to use my weakness against me?! some boyfriend you are!
Sam: -pulls me his side- Now can we snuggle or not?
-sighs- Fine for you but only because I am head over heels in love with you -snuggles close to Sam-
Sam: -smiling-
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-camera flash-
Colin why would I blackmail you? You do everything I say anyway so there is no need to.
But im slightly confsed as to if we're in the Dalton-verse or the Karen verse because earlier I just mention Klaine and Jared/Puck
Or are we in the make it up verse?
-confusion- LILLY!!! DWIGHT!!!!!! -le sigh-
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I do not do everything you say! Do I? Sam?
Sam: -hugs me- Of course you don't babe
-smiles- Thank you Sam, Anyway Islay dear we are definitely in the make it up verse where any pairing is possible
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alright then, the make it up verse... hmm
Well then you two go off and cuddle, I might have to be wary of whoever else I bump into in the halls
-goes to exit room- HOLY HOT TAMALES!!! MY EYES!!! WHY MAKE IT UP VERSE WHY!?!?!??!?!?!
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-jumps up- Islay sweetie what's wrong?! What happened?!!!!
Sam: -scared-
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Sue/Will; Tina/Mercedes; Santana/April Rhodes
All making out in the middle of the hallway...
OH THANK GOD FOR FINCHEL! (never thought I'd say that)
-retreats behind a couch-
Someone call Dwight, I need a hug
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-pulls out my cell and calls Dwight- Islay sweetie don't you worry about a thing Dwight will be here any moment -sighs- The worst of those pairings is definitely Sue/Will
Sam: -nods- Colin, baby who exactly is Dwight?
You'll find out when he arrives
Sam: Uh, ok...I guess?
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-huddles in fetal position rocking back and forth-
HAppy birthday to me, happy birthday to me
Sam: Is it her birthday
-Enter Dwight-
Dwight: Its an autmoatic thing, Islay whats going on? Colin said there was some demonic possesion going on.
We're in the make it up verse
Dwight -face pales-: Oh no, not again, last time this happened reed and Puck got together and Kurt decided now was a good time to become friends-with-benifits with the Tweedles
I have to admit that Kurt and the Tweedles was hot
Dwight -blushes in embarresment and pulls out a jar of rocksalt and shoves it into Sam's hands-: You hold this, Im going to get the rest of the equipment from the car. Then you need to fill me in on the exact pairings in the verse.
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-sighs- Sam, sweetie you stay here and keep an eye of Islay
Sam: Ok, wait where are you going?
I have to go out there and figure out who is ended up paired with who so I can inform Dwight -leaves the room and starts wandering the halls-
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-continues to rock back and forth-
Sam: So... Whos this Dwight?
Mine and Lilly's boyfriend, well husband but we can't offically get married
Sam: Yours and Lilly's??
Yes. Got a problem?
Sam -defensive-: Oh no! Just curious. So whats this salt for?
Ceremony to rid the dimension of unpure and unatrual entities.
-enter Dwight with large suitcase and a couple rifles-
You didn't bring the whole artillery did you?
Dwight: Yes i did, remeber in Bombay last summer? The versions of Padwa and Mandeep didn't appreciate when we tried to purify thier souls and they attacked Lilly, I won't let that happen here, espically since you might defend them since you know them.
I still dont understand why the shotgun is neccesary though, its bad but I doubt they'll be any problems seperating them.
Sam: What on earth are you talkign about? -still holding rock salt-
Dwight: Hunter stuff, you wouldn't understand. -pulls out jar of clear liquid with a red lump in the centre and a sack of ashy burlap-
I thought I told you ashes of cruficed soilders is only for Wardarls?
Dwight: Never hurts to be prepared.
Sam: Whats that? -poiints to red lump suspended in the clear liquid-
Dwight: Its a pig's heart
sam -disgusted-: Eww, whats that for?
Dwight -unfased-: Late Valentines gift from Lilly and Islay. Its a good luck charm
Its still not as nice as your gift to us -fiddles with D necklace engraved with tiny latin words of protection; obviously feeling safer with the situation-
dwight: One can never be to careful when it comes to safety and protection against unwanted spirits
Sam -stares- : Colin are you back yet?
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-wandering about with a clipboard and a pencil- Ok so the pairings that are out of the ordinary are. Will/Sue, Tina/Mercedes, Santana/April Rhodes, Brittany/Quinn, Rachel/Artie, Finn/Mike. -heads back to where you are- Ok I'm back
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Dwight: -looks thoughtful- hmm this might work. But Colin, we need to find out the Dalton pairings or the seperation will not work! Im here, still with Lilly and Islay so thats one down.
Maybe we could call someone? So far I think Finn/Mike might be the one couple we can keep together, but wait! If Jareds here so is Karen! Who's Karen with!? And Kurt and Blaine are fine but what about Reed and Julian?
Dwight: You do that Colin, you tall blonde and suspicuosly calm, you try and see how far each couple is into the stages of infatuation. I suspect Will/Sue will be the hardest to break up but Tina/Mercedes, Finn/Mike and possibly Brittany/Quinn will be easy. But the finalization ceremony cannot be done if there are couples not accounted for.
Sam: Uh okay
Dwight -loads shotgun with rocksalt-: Colin report on the goings on at Dalton?
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Right away Dwight! -grabs his phone and calls Charlie- Ok this is what Charlie told me about what he knows is going on over at Dalton, Reed and Shane are still infatuated with one another and Wes and David suddenly started making out but other then Wes and David things seem fine and nothing weird or out of the ordinary pairing related is going on at Dalton
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Dwight: Thank Castiel! Thats one thing we dont have to worry about, Wes and David make out in thier room anyway. How do you think David survives weeks on end without Katherine? Alls good then.
wes and david? Are there photos? -holds up camera-
dwight -takes camera-: no photos today, thats just weird
Sam: You're the one holding a rifle full of salt and a pig heart
OI! That heart was a gift! Don't be hating evans!
Sam -backs off-
Good, now go kiss your boyfriend we have work to do.
-picks up identical rifle to Dwight and peeks out into the hallway- You have the anti-attraction bombs right?
dwight -pulls out small pouches of herbs and stones-: Yep
Sam: Where did they learn all this Colin? Its kinda freaky
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-hugs Sam- Sweetie that is a question better left unanswered just let them do their thing it will be over in no time. Oh! Dwight, Islay if you find Karen wandering the halls she is just looking for Mike, Oh! and Rachel is in the library mobbing over the fact that she lost Finn so they are fine
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Oh looks like we dont even have to worry about Artie and Rachel, they've righted themselves. See Dwight, you're such a good hunter you can right the world with just your presence -kisses cheek-
Dwight -flushed-: Uh, ah, um yea- well- anyway.... I think, we uh might well um benifit from finding Karen, um, like staying in a group and such. -redder than Colin when flustered and sunburned-
Onwards! -brandishes rifle and grabs the boys to go find Karen-
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Sam and I can go find Karen and Rachel well you two deal with everyone else -grabs Sam's hand- Come on sweetie we have two lonely and confused girls to find! Wait that just sounded so wrong and weird -sighs- Never mind good luck Dwight, Islay see you soon -rushes off to find Rachel and Karen with Sam-
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Okay then dwight, Mercedes and Tina are the first on the list. Get ready with the anti-attraction bombs. we might need to clear a path to get to the centre of the school and set up the candles.
Dwight: Okay, but I want you to stay behind me. Remember that time in Oregon?
Im not a delicate little flower Dwight.
Dwight: I never said that, I just want to make sure both of my girls are safe.
-Blush- lets just kick some make-it-up verse ass.
-Dwight spots Tina and Mercedes furiously making out up against some lockers; Islay stares, retinas still burning after Will and Sue; Dwight lobs the AA bomb-
DIRECT HIT!
Tina and Mercedes -spring apart-: Uhhh, this is akward.
Dwight: Balence is being restored.
Huzzah! Now lets get cracking. They were easy, I suspect Quinn and Brittany might be harder, what with the 'scary Quinn' issue.
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-goes to the library with Sam- There's Rachel
Rachel: -crying over Finn-
Great she's still depressed
Sam: I'm not good dealing with depressed girls
-sighs- I'll deal with her you call Islay and see how things are going on with returning balance to the pairings in this verse -walks over to Rachel-
Sam: Ok -calls you-
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Hey Sam, Rachel's depressed? Alright, well we've gotten Tina and MErcedes apart, Finn and Mike are apart now and Mike's with us and we're looking for Karen right now, Brittany and Quinn took two AABs but Santana and April are taking longer to work out. We arn't going to even attempt an atack on Will and Sue until we have everyone assembled to help.
Dwight: I threw the first bomb at April, its not working!
Mike -holds out a handful of AABS-: Try more, Brittany is going to be off beat in tap tommorrow if she's nto back together with Santana!
-Dwight lobs another but Santana screches an inhuman noise and swatts the AAB away-
Holy shit. Kay Sam I gotta back Dwight up, the Make it up verse is kicking in its defences. Get Colin to calm Rachel down, find Karen and get over to the second floor hallway PRONTO!
Dwight: Islay get the garlic! The wings are emerging.
And here I was thinking Veela were only blonde. Shit Santana a beak is not attractive! Give it up!
-phone crackles and shuts off-
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-sighs- Finally calming Rachel Berry down is extremely hard but I did it
Rachel: I calmed down on my own thank you!
Right, of course you did Rachel
Rachel: humph... So what is going on with everyone else?
Sam, sweetie what did Islay say when you called her?
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Sam: they got everyone except April/Santana and Will/Sue apart; right now them and MIke are in the upstairs hallway and things are not going well. they need some backup but personally Im worried, they haven't found Karen yet and apparantly the AABs are usuless against Santana, I think before the phone cut out Islay was goign on about Santana being a Veela in this verse?
Rachel: Barbra, Patti and all the divas above, they'll be killed! Colin we need to help them!
Sam: But what about Karen?
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Sam Veela's are very dangerous to deal with we have to get to the other this minute! Come on! -grabs Sam's hand and pulls him along as we run to where you are-
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-Meanwhile in the hallway-
Mike! -tosses a rocksalt rifle- We need to blast the bird out of Santana!
Mike: Why can't we just reason with her?
Dwight: Veela are tempermental and this universe will do anything to keep it in its chaotic state!
-glare- like the Succubus in Romania?
Dwight -flushed-: It was not my fault! The universe- uh- well
-raises eyebrows with judgement-
Mike: You two stop it! -dodges santana throwing a fireball protectign April in her wings;Mike locks and shoots with the rifle- We need to do something!
Where are those damn renfiocements! Rachels a firecracker with a rifle. Try another AAB Dwight!
Dwight: You know they do nothing!
But they'll distract her until Colin shows up with Sam and Rachel
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-arrives where you are with Sam and Rachel- Oh, my gosh! Things are worse then I thought this is almost as bad as that time in Paris!
Rachel: Islay! throw me that riffle!
Sam, sweetie you stay back I don't want you getting hurt
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Colin you and sam stay back, neither of you have been trained properly and I do remeber that time in Paria! You nearly got yourself killed by handling the Dead man's blood!
Dwight: Islay we need to concentrate -throws Rachel a gun- on the count of three we all shoot, okay?
Rachel: Affermative!
1, 2, 3! FIRE!
-rock salt is fired at Santana ripping through her wings and blasting her and April apart-
Rachel: It seems we have at least physically seperated them
Dwight: ahh but is the attraction gone?
Just throw a few more AABs and we should be good -lobs the packets and is greeted by a string of curses from Santana looking disgusted at April-
Rachel: good job team! Who is left?
sue/will. They're going to be a lot harder than santana to take down, considering Sue is already kind of a demon
Mike: But What about Karen? Oughten we make sure shes safe?
Sam: Ya where is she?
-a earpiercing scream echos throught the hallways-
Mike: Oh no.
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Karen! We have to hurry she could be hurt! -rushes to where the scream came from with everyone else-
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MIke: -screaming deperatly- KAREN!!?
-we round the corner and are horrified at what we find-
Karen..
-Karen is lying on the ground bleeding, a hint of bone sticking out of her arm, above her a large dragon is roaring with a small curly haired dog yapping at Karen at its side-
Holy shit she tried to seperate Will and sue
Dwight: They didn't cover Dragons in Supernatural
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Oh my gosh! ... Wait! Mike come back here! Mike stay away from there!
Rachel: Mike stop! Don't be an idiot!
Dwight you have to stop Mike or he'll get himself killed!
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Dwight: Mike! Get back here!
-Mike runs towards Karen's broken form as the small yapping dog formerly known as will shuester alerts its dragon mistress to the movement-
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