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Published: 2008-08-05 17:51:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 187; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 5
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Description The Squirrerrl, once known as the pushmepullyousquirrel, is a rare and enlightening sight to see. This creature, with no obvious eyes, nose, or even mouth, is capable of many things, including, but not limited to, finding acorns and other nuts left hidden by 'normal' rodents, especially its cousins, the red and grey squirrel.

Their wrists are highly flexible, allowing it to race up trees with ease, which is odd for a ground dweller. The squirrerrl is a nocturnal burrower, and it's main predator is the Dodog.

The Squirrerrl protects itself by launching itself bezerker-style at its attacker, often scaring it away without inflicting much more than superficial injuries, though Squirrerrl's have been known to kill smaller predators, expecially if they have young.

The Squirrerrl has the ability of echolocation, receptors are locatied in the slightly less thickly furred tips of each tail, and the initial clicks are launched from it clapping its (fore?) feet together.

The squirrerrl normally carries around at least one nut in its tail - no-one has ever seen the Squirrerrl open these nuts and eat them, but the fact is - it does, somehow.

it is generally accepted that the 'front' of the squirrerrl is the shorter tail - usually it is shorter by only a centimeter or so, but cases have been reported of some Squirrerrls having stubby, dobermann-like tails.
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Comments: 6

zilverenx [2008-08-06 14:05:08 +0000 UTC]

OoO

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Ziblink [2008-08-06 04:54:21 +0000 UTC]

It also seems to lack any anuses, how strange.

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Arkani In reply to Ziblink [2008-08-06 04:55:50 +0000 UTC]

its fuzzly. plus i couldnt be bothered.

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Ziblink In reply to Arkani [2008-08-06 05:59:43 +0000 UTC]

And so they die after a few months, by exploding violently and gorssly.

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Arkani In reply to Ziblink [2008-08-06 06:20:34 +0000 UTC]

fireworks! ...only meatier, and smelling a whole lot worse.

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Ziblink In reply to Arkani [2008-08-07 22:40:29 +0000 UTC]

On the other hand, they make lovely camel-hair brushes!

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