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The idea struck me while broedly sitting at work this morning... Kali don't like her parents trying to find a suiter for her... since most of them just want to marry a princess, rule a kingdom, have power, ect. So... this is basically her reaction to most suiters after she's been through at least ten.

Yeah... here's a nice little convo I came up with between the two.

Prince: AH! Princess Kali! Te star shining brightly in the night sky... your light guided me here.
Kali: *stares boredly* *thinks: I've heard this pick up line three times tonight...*
Prince: Say... why don't we go for a moonlight stroll, and discuss royal duties?
Kali: *gives him the finger* You know... I don't MARRY Prissy boys.
Prince: H-how dare you!? You call this an elegant princess?
Kali: *eyeroll* And you're a Noble Prince? Pleeeeease...
Prince: I assure you... I am the best Prince you'll ever find.
Kali: T_T You probably don't even know how to use your Sword for Lexioths sake!
Prince: C-can too!
Kali: really.... lop my head off then.
Prince: I-I could not do that, Princess.
Kali: *waves him off* Be gone with you then. If you could not kill someone 'important' to you, even if it really mattered, then you are useless to me and my kingdom. Now leave before I kick your sorry ass!

eh... not as funny as it was when I first thought of it =/

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The idea struck me while broedly sitting at work this morning... Kali don't like her parents trying to find a suiter for her... since most of them just want to marry a princess, rule a kingdom, have power, ect. So... this is basically her reaction to most suiters after she's been through at least ten.

Yeah... here's a nice little convo I came up with between the two.

Prince: AH! Princess Kali! Te star shining brightly in the night sky... your light guided me here.
Kali: *stares boredly* *thinks: I've heard this pick up line three times tonight...*
Prince: Say... why don't we go for a moonlight stroll, and discuss royal duties?
Kali: *gives him the finger* You know... I don't MARRY Prissy boys.
Prince: H-how dare you!? You call this an elegant princess?
Kali: *eyeroll* And you're a Noble Prince? Pleeeeease...
Prince: I assure you... I am the best Prince you'll ever find.
Kali: T_T You probably don't even know how to use your Sword for Lexioths sake!
Prince: C-can too!
Kali: really.... lop my head off then.
Prince: I-I could not do that, Princess.
Kali: *waves him off* Be gone with you then. If you could not kill someone 'important' to you, even if it really mattered, then you are useless to me and my kingdom. Now leave before I kick your sorry ass!

eh... not as funny as it was when I first thought of it =/