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AmarieVeanne — Alistair 1.0
Published: 2009-11-24 17:36:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 15340; Favourites: 673; Downloads: 98
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I am finished. No cure for me. Even the ashes of Andraste could not cure me.
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Alistair. (I'm so sorry Lucien...but *coughs* well, you know... this one beats you sooooo much. And he loves cheese. And he claims to have a minor obssession with his hair. I'd say it's not so minor.
*puts Lucien in a shelf*
What?! Did you think I'd let him go?
)And this innuendo was absolutely...priceless.
*fangirl sqeeeeal* Use it freely
you don't need to notice me, but a comment would be nice.
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I just now realized this was an innuendo.
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Oh my maker. That was so freaking hilarious. I think I was sobbing on my floor after that, I was laughing so hard. I am so ecstatic that you made this into a stamp. 
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I didn't realize this was innuendo before it was too late. It's like, he's talking about all these random things, and then we're talking about lamposts, and then...
"That gave me a disturbing mental image." He says.
...Whut.
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Talkin' dirty now aren't we dear Alistair.
I swear, I blushed so hard when I first heard him say this; and the way he said . . . it.
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tell me why i totally didn't know what he meant at first and i didn't realize it after i said 'yes many times'...
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Because I thought he was serious...
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I just LOVE the way he SAYS that! Makes me CRACK UP EVERY TIME!!!!!! XD
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" I've licked my share of lampposts, and then some. "
Priceless.
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I can say that I have, in fact, licked a lamp post in winter...
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My charactors name is Wyntre, so exploded when he said this...
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I laugh my head off every time I have this convo with him lol.
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I love him too!!! I wish we could clone him, then give a mini Alistair to every fan xD just to tell them jokes.
But the thing that ALWAYS gets me in this particular convo?
" Ive licked my share of Lamposts, and /then/ some. "
XDDDDDD
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Oh Alistair why so adorable and awkward? I love him too much
I love this, definitely a favorite
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when i first heard him it took me a whole 3 seconds to catch the innuendo... and then i laughed sooo hard at it
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OMG
What you said about the fangirl squeal was TOTALLY ME 3 SECONDS AGO!
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OMG! i dont think i will be able to romance anyone else.
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This one is going in my stamp collection. Al's simply adorable!
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Blahahaha! I love that line of him x3/Also fangirl squeals
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I...this... Yes. This is glorious. This is REALLY glorious. Oh Alistair <3 xD
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I absolutely understand you ... Alistair is the most adorable NPC ever! <33
I played Dragon Age twice and had a romance with him both times. I love, love, love his confessions of affection and how he always changes between sarcastic humor and true feelings.
The first time I couldn't wait to ask him into my tent and was enchanted by the Love Song and his regard--but the second time I wanted to wait until I had +100. And when he asked me himself I lyrically melted away. It was the most romantic thing I've ever heard. (Like "I wanted to wait for the perfect time or place, but I don't want to wait any longer. Between all the death and war I fell in love with you. Maybe I surge ahead too fast, but I'm sure about my feelings and I want to be together with you as long as possible.")
I'm sure the creators of Dragon Age just wanted all those girls playing the game to become helplessly romantic. My mom once said ironically: "I'm sorry, my dear, but you have to face reality ... such a man does not exist." Sigh. I fear she's right.
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"Have you ever lllicked a llllamppost in wwinter?"
XD
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Oh my God, yes. I love it. In every way.
My boyfriend had to tell me that he was actually asking me if I'd ever had sex, not if I'd actually licked a lamp post. D: I'm so slow!
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This isn't a fangirl moment, its a Rabid fangirl moment! I had a lot of thoughts after he asked about that lamppost licking thing......oops ;D
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Currently playing this game and just heard this line. Priceless.
*Fangirl Squeeeals with you*
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Lucien? As In Lucien Lachance? If so, I miss him. The storyline that led to his... demise was sort of sad, even with the killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim journal and the poems made by Bellamont. But Alistair rox my sox. I can't decide... love triangle!!! I love Alistair's face whenhe talks, but something about Lucien just... makes you fall for him. Is there something wrong with me!? Throwme at Zevran to wake me up! I want to wack-a-Crow. It would be fun. Or wack-a-Bellamont. I spelled that wrong, I'm guessing... TYPOS FTW! CHEESE FTW!!!
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I just played this game for the first time monday and am OBSESSED! I dont have any modern gaming systems so I never had the chance to play it before! Alistair is so hilarious and adorable with the one liners! I can't wait to play again! Love this btw
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I loved it when Alistair stated the whole lamp post in winter thing XD.....
*fan girl scream* I luff him 
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I generally hate characters like Alistair, and love characters like Morrighan, but I risked having her hate me to make him like me LOL
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And yes, yes I have. In both senses of the phrase XD
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I love him soo much!!! This is freaking hilarious. Alistair is by far the BEST video game character ever!!!! *squee*
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I love how Alistair somehow watched "A Christmas Story." XD
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