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ALTERNATIVE-3 — A Heartfelt Apology to a Delicious Piece of Cake
Published: 2012-03-10 21:01:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 188; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 2
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Description   I'm sorry.

  I know this sounds like some impassive, flat excuse, but I just had to tell you I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't finish what I started. What we had together was amazing, ineffable, perfect. Each moment of you was a moment of pure pleasure, a moment I couldn't relive. I suppose there was just too much of you, of your perfection. I couldn't handle it.
  It's not you, it's me, I swear. I should have saved myself for you. If I knew you were coming, I wouldn't have even looked at all the others before me. They all paled into insignificance when you walked by. I'm sorry I couldn't predict the future, but nobody could even come close to guessing how amazing you are. I can't bear to say it, but this is the only way for us. I don't want to leave you. If there were some way, any way I could, I'd take you in a heartbeat. But I can't look back now, because life moves on. I guess we were never meant to be.
  But you gave me the best minute of my life and in that minute, I caught a glimpse of heaven. I'll never forget you. In my hungry dreams you'll be there, calling to me. I'll never find anything quite like you. How could I describe your chocolaty complexion, your spongy moistness, the way you shone in the half-light of the restaurant on that first meeting? To do so would put you to shame. There are no words for what you mean to me.
Only heartfelt apologies, and sincere regrets.
  So, I'm sorry. I started something amazing between us, and I just couldn't make it all the way through. I hurt you, and I hurt me too. If anyone's to blame for this, it's me. Hate me all you want, because I deserve it, but I hope you'll find it in your frosty icing to forgive me. You deserve someone better. Someone with a bigger appetite, and I'm afraid that's something I couldn't give you.
  I didn't want it to happen like this; you meant the world to me. Your life was too sweet to be tainted by sadness, and I'm so sorry it's come to this. But we've got to go our separate ways. Maybe one day we'll meet again, but life's too short for miracles…

  I love you.
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Comments: 9

Nimh13 [2012-03-12 19:57:55 +0000 UTC]

*sniff sniff* that was...that was beautiful. So beautiful that it called me from the depths of the internet to check my DA. But... one problem..
I swear you don't even like chocolate? :L

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ALTERNATIVE-3 In reply to Nimh13 [2012-03-14 17:08:35 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thank ye.
And yeah, I don't like chocolate. It was Elise and Zara's cake really, I just had a couple of bites. A bit too rich, but not too bad I had a chocolate cheesecake, which was nice, and I guess 'chocolate' was a common factor, so I just lumped them together with the one word.

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Asqueue [2012-03-11 20:48:29 +0000 UTC]

the heck?! If it wasn't a piece of cake I would have been far more touched than I am right now. But I'm still kinda touched. And I thought you didn't like chocolate.
While I'm at it, how do you abbreviate 'must not'? I couldn't figure out how to spell it so I'll ask the literary expert. Is that the right word?

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ALTERNATIVE-3 In reply to Asqueue [2012-03-14 17:06:31 +0000 UTC]

The word mustn't come to mind, but it looks awkward. It sounds okay, but...

And anyway, that's food-ist (if such a word exists. Humans and cake should be treated equally.)
lolfailno.

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Bi-Polaroid [2012-03-10 21:10:28 +0000 UTC]

also this is strangely beautiful. I think some tears were shed.

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ALTERNATIVE-3 In reply to Bi-Polaroid [2012-03-10 21:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thanks. It was depressing.
*administers huggle*

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Bi-Polaroid In reply to ALTERNATIVE-3 [2012-03-11 12:17:38 +0000 UTC]

yay! ;___;

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Bi-Polaroid [2012-03-10 21:10:09 +0000 UTC]

'Chocolatey', I think.
it's one of those words that's a bit awkward in that there's not really any right way to spell it.

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ALTERNATIVE-3 In reply to Bi-Polaroid [2012-03-10 21:15:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it looks better with the 'e' there. Thank ye kindly.

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