Comments: 218
dragonman07 [2019-07-16 13:57:32 +0000 UTC]
Wait wait wait... Eyeless Jack's tears are asphalt? I thought it'd be like ink, or like a void ink, or whatever Slender uses.
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TriggeredTicciToby [2019-01-28 02:35:39 +0000 UTC]
Salty b/c EJ’s tears are salty,black, and inky as fuck.
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AngelaMadrid06 [2018-10-19 06:11:37 +0000 UTC]
ahahahah i'd like some of that please...less salty okay!
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Ralathekira [2018-03-18 21:52:13 +0000 UTC]
NOPE SORRY EJ BUT NOT EATING THAT NOPE!
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InkObsessedFreak [2018-01-10 01:42:29 +0000 UTC]
Well he's not lying. And I feel bad for him XD
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Sawazuki15 [2018-01-09 13:19:00 +0000 UTC]
I AM NOT EATING THAT
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Lollipoprosyx [2017-11-27 03:27:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: jack what’s wrong what’s in this
jack: my tears
Me: *hugs him* you sad thing. 😭
jack: ......
me: they will never hurt u again *starts crying* they won’t I promise
jack: wtf
me: DONT HURT JACK AGAIN U EVIL MONSTER >;’(
me: *tries it* ;3; nvm keep going it’s good, salty ;3;
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GalaxyTeamLeader [2017-11-12 22:22:15 +0000 UTC]
-slowly curls into a screaming ball-
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Sam-is-sorry [2017-11-07 02:07:11 +0000 UTC]
"salty" OMFG I DIED
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Alpha-Maia [2017-10-08 03:45:14 +0000 UTC]
100% chemicals XD
so, it's basically nicotine in soup form
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katomatic22 [2017-09-22 05:34:31 +0000 UTC]
id eat it =w=
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Kawaii-ChibiFan In reply to katomatic22 [2018-09-02 03:23:11 +0000 UTC]
Same JACK WE WON T LET YOUR TEARS GO TO WASTE BUD!
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ZenkoKaze [2017-08-13 10:15:38 +0000 UTC]
OMg I'm laughing and feeling sorry for Jack, omg XD
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Insanelyloudkid [2017-07-30 14:56:09 +0000 UTC]
Mm, might wanna taste it sometime
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NightmareFoxWolf49 [2017-07-19 01:24:44 +0000 UTC]
e.j:my tears
the men is still smilly ill be like welp I fucking love your tears
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SoggyCroissant05 [2017-05-17 19:45:12 +0000 UTC]
omg LOL i feel so sorry for him XD
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YandereSkitty [2017-05-14 17:42:23 +0000 UTC]
This is awesome haha
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dfeajq38 [2017-05-11 19:46:49 +0000 UTC]
ahahahahahah
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Rainpelt100 [2017-05-05 17:57:56 +0000 UTC]
E.J is now scarred for life. Poor thing.
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Blackrabbit1234 [2017-04-24 00:29:43 +0000 UTC]
lol Yes! the perfect meal
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Mikaslime [2017-04-10 13:34:10 +0000 UTC]
i don't know why , but i want eat this soup,is attractive XD
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AwkwardMuch [2017-03-22 00:26:16 +0000 UTC]
""My tears"" I'm so- oh my god--
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Xilie [2017-03-08 04:14:15 +0000 UTC]
"What did you use?" "my tears" XD
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XxTheCrazyCatxX [2017-02-17 00:36:23 +0000 UTC]
I can't stop laughing! This is brilliant! I love it!
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YuukixThexAngel [2017-02-16 00:23:31 +0000 UTC]
EJ is salty I'm crying
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Lazari0 [2017-02-10 08:28:31 +0000 UTC]
i don't want to eat this...
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ATinyLadyBug [2016-11-26 11:00:22 +0000 UTC]
i feel like this is a reference of squidgirl anime....?
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Skappie [2016-11-16 15:33:55 +0000 UTC]
Omg this is the funniest shit I've read in ages X,D
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BlurryFace04 [2016-11-12 20:42:32 +0000 UTC]
"My tears."
Me:....OOOOHHH
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DarkEye5000 [2016-11-06 23:57:41 +0000 UTC]
Oh Toby. *facepalm* Also I'll have that soup please even if it kills me.
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Readeroffate [2016-11-02 16:32:18 +0000 UTC]
I always thought his tears tasted like black licorice
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