HOME | DD

Alloween — Creepypasta Cafe 003

#creepypastacafe #hoodie #masky #creepypasta #jeffthekiller #eyelessjack
Published: 2016-09-14 21:44:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 42158; Favourites: 634; Downloads: 65
Redirect to original
Description No Slender man this time.
But EJ finally showed up, yep.

-----------------------------------------

>Next: Creepypasta Cafe 004

Creepypasta Cafe 002

Front Page: Creepypasta Cafe
Related content
Comments: 218

PandaHeart14 [2023-02-28 06:13:27 +0000 UTC]

👍: 1 ⏩: 0

demonking99999 [2022-11-23 02:31:33 +0000 UTC]

👍: 1 ⏩: 0

anoknamethatisgreat [2022-05-22 23:19:55 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

TonksArtAndCostplay [2020-11-05 16:40:01 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

MyCreepyChild [2019-10-31 22:55:42 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

dragonman07 [2019-07-16 13:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Wait wait wait... Eyeless Jack's tears are asphalt? I thought it'd be like ink, or like a void ink, or whatever Slender uses.

👍: 2 ⏩: 0

TriggeredTicciToby [2019-01-28 02:35:39 +0000 UTC]

Salty b/c EJ’s tears are salty,black, and inky as fuck.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

TheObsessedWolfChild [2018-11-02 15:59:27 +0000 UTC]

*snatches the soup*

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

AngelaMadrid06 [2018-10-19 06:11:37 +0000 UTC]

ahahahah i'd like some of that please...less salty okay!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

KarmaKiruu10155 [2018-10-09 09:41:23 +0000 UTC]

O O F

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Ralathekira [2018-03-18 21:52:13 +0000 UTC]

NOPE SORRY EJ BUT NOT EATING THAT NOPE!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

InkObsessedFreak [2018-01-10 01:42:29 +0000 UTC]

Well he's not lying. And I feel bad for him XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Kawaii-ChibiFan In reply to InkObsessedFreak [2018-09-20 16:43:42 +0000 UTC]

Same here. I WILL KILL YOU JEFF HOODY AND MASKY!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Sawazuki15 [2018-01-09 13:19:00 +0000 UTC]

I AM NOT EATING THAT

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Lollipoprosyx [2017-11-27 03:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Me: jack what’s wrong what’s in this
jack: my tears
Me: *hugs him* you sad thing. 😭 
jack: ......
me: they will never hurt u again *starts crying* they won’t I promise
jack: wtf
me: DONT HURT JACK AGAIN U EVIL MONSTER >;’(
me: *tries it* ;3; nvm keep going it’s good, salty ;3;

👍: 1 ⏩: 0

GalaxyTeamLeader [2017-11-12 22:22:15 +0000 UTC]

-slowly curls into a screaming ball-

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Sam-is-sorry [2017-11-07 02:07:11 +0000 UTC]

"salty" OMFG I DIED

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Alpha-Maia [2017-10-08 03:45:14 +0000 UTC]

100% chemicals XD
so, it's basically nicotine in soup form

👍: 1 ⏩: 0

katomatic22 [2017-09-22 05:34:31 +0000 UTC]

id eat it =w=

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Kawaii-ChibiFan In reply to katomatic22 [2018-09-02 03:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Same JACK WE WON T LET YOUR TEARS GO TO WASTE BUD!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ZenkoKaze [2017-08-13 10:15:38 +0000 UTC]

OMg I'm laughing and feeling sorry for Jack, omg XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Insanelyloudkid [2017-07-30 14:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Mm, might wanna taste it sometime

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NightmareFoxWolf49 [2017-07-19 01:24:44 +0000 UTC]

e.j:my tears
the men is still smilly ill be like welp I fucking love your tears

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SoggyCroissant05 [2017-05-17 19:45:12 +0000 UTC]

omg LOL i feel so sorry for him XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

YandereSkitty [2017-05-14 17:42:23 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome haha

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

dfeajq38 [2017-05-11 19:46:49 +0000 UTC]

ahahahahahah

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Rainpelt100 [2017-05-05 17:57:56 +0000 UTC]

E.J is now scarred for life. Poor thing.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Blackrabbit1234 [2017-04-24 00:29:43 +0000 UTC]

lol Yes! the perfect meal  

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

dailydragontrainer [2017-04-16 02:50:41 +0000 UTC]

I  AM DYING! 

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Mikaslime [2017-04-10 13:34:10 +0000 UTC]

i don't know why , but i want eat this soup,is attractive XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

AwkwardMuch [2017-03-22 00:26:16 +0000 UTC]

""My tears"" I'm so- oh my god--

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Xilie [2017-03-08 04:14:15 +0000 UTC]

"What did you use?" "my tears" XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

XxTheCrazyCatxX [2017-02-17 00:36:23 +0000 UTC]

I can't stop laughing! This is brilliant! I love it!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

YuukixThexAngel [2017-02-16 00:23:31 +0000 UTC]

EJ is salty I'm crying

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Lazari0 [2017-02-10 08:28:31 +0000 UTC]

i don't want to eat this...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ATinyLadyBug [2016-11-26 11:00:22 +0000 UTC]

i feel like this is a reference of squidgirl anime....?

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Skappie [2016-11-16 15:33:55 +0000 UTC]

Omg this is the funniest shit I've read in ages X,D

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

BlurryFace04 [2016-11-12 20:42:32 +0000 UTC]

"My tears."
Me:....OOOOHHH

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

DarkEye5000 [2016-11-06 23:57:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh Toby. *facepalm* Also I'll have that soup please even if it kills me.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NightFallTheNoodle In reply to DarkEye5000 [2017-03-11 03:48:11 +0000 UTC]

It 
Is 
TAR

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

DarkEye5000 In reply to NightFallTheNoodle [2017-03-26 05:33:57 +0000 UTC]

I know.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Jazminebenfield [2016-11-03 14:02:08 +0000 UTC]

OMG POOR JACKIE

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Readeroffate [2016-11-02 16:32:18 +0000 UTC]

I always thought his tears tasted like black licorice

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NightFallTheNoodle In reply to Readeroffate [2017-03-19 23:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Dude
His tears are literally made of tar

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

JuneArtCraft19 In reply to NightFallTheNoodle [2017-04-12 09:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Sure is

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NightFallTheNoodle In reply to JuneArtCraft19 [2017-04-12 20:50:02 +0000 UTC]

You
You don't want to eat tar

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

JuneArtCraft19 In reply to NightFallTheNoodle [2017-04-13 00:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Nope...
I don't think I can...
But maybe if I'm dead I can

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

NightFallTheNoodle In reply to JuneArtCraft19 [2017-04-14 03:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Still tho
It tastes horrible
And it's impossible to get from your teeth

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

JuneArtCraft19 In reply to NightFallTheNoodle [2017-04-15 06:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Yep that's true

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Readeroffate In reply to NightFallTheNoodle [2017-03-20 01:26:55 +0000 UTC]

 

👍: 0 ⏩: 1


| Next =>