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hirohito69 [2023-10-20 11:43:58 +0000 UTC]
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Moron15 [2022-12-29 03:40:10 +0000 UTC]
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weasselK [2021-10-15 01:54:37 +0000 UTC]
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LordSia [2021-08-01 14:03:29 +0000 UTC]
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Touch-Not-This-Cat [2019-12-23 19:14:54 +0000 UTC]
A particularly effective method of torturing a skaven is the “gruel and muzzle” technique. It’s not always useful for direct interrogation, as the subject is rendered unable to talk if he holds out after two weeks, but works best by forcing a physically unharmed comrade in an adjacent cell to helplessly observe the awful process with the sure promise of suffering the same fate if he doesn’t tell the dungeon master what he wants to hear.
The subject is forced to wear a large steel dog muzzle that allows liquids to pass through to the mouth but no solid morsels. He is then fed only a thin gruel in a steel bucket. The cell is also all steel, having taken care to make certain no wood or bits of bone or soft rock is within reach.
It’s not too hard to imagine what preventing a rodent from being able to gnaw for several weeks will do to him. To make matters worse, he is teased daily with a set of clippers and large iron file of the sort usually used on sheep with an overgrown hoof. If he submits before it gets too bad, he will be rewarded with a trim. Meanwhile, his comrade across the is given plenty wood and bone, to further tease the victim with observing and hearing the munching.
Finally, the torturer shows off the skull of an exceptionally brave skaven who lasted until an infection destroyed what was left of his brain. The incisors were longer than most daggers at that point.
To date, he’s the only one who never broke.
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Saphirone-Arnes [2019-07-10 13:46:39 +0000 UTC]
She got herself the actual best skaven ever.
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Skriel In reply to Saphirone-Arnes [2019-07-30 02:20:19 +0000 UTC]
Yes-yes! Sneek is best skaven!. *Looks around nervousely.*
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Limey-Boy [2019-07-02 15:24:27 +0000 UTC]
Le Fay: Now the patron saint of redeemed rodents
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6The6Overlord6 [2019-05-22 20:12:58 +0000 UTC]
That doesn't really look like a Skaven raid. They usually come in Left 4 Dead Style Zombie Hordes.
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a20t43c In reply to 6The6Overlord6 [2019-05-25 12:26:19 +0000 UTC]
Most of skaven horde was already eaten by peasants )
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6The6Overlord6 In reply to a20t43c [2019-05-25 14:51:26 +0000 UTC]
Usually it's the other way round.
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6The6Overlord6 In reply to Draco-Aroace-the-1st [2019-09-21 05:54:44 +0000 UTC]
Could be worse. They could be in the Vermintide Games where their huge numbers don't mean shit. XD
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Wolfenstein2552 [2019-05-01 05:00:04 +0000 UTC]
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the complete and utter and glorious insanity of this scene?
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AnnonUsuer [2019-03-28 22:33:43 +0000 UTC]
Peasant biting rat tail just awesome )
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snakewrangler08 [2019-03-16 00:35:45 +0000 UTC]
That rat tail is probably the most nutritious thing that peasant has ever eaten.
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Imperator-Zor [2019-03-12 04:40:46 +0000 UTC]
Oh no! Rampant cannibalism by maddened half starved soldiers herded into battle by cruel masters!
I pity that poor clanrat.
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a20t43c In reply to Imperator-Zor [2019-03-15 16:51:32 +0000 UTC]
It's best days of that peasant's life. He fights alongside lords and king. He seen beauty of Fay Enchantress, representative of Waifu of the Lake. He have plenty of rat meat. More than he could dream of in his village. He can loot rags(almost new), and metal tools (almost not rusty). He would return to his village as rich man, who have seen glory of Bretonnia.
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LegionsSuicide14 [2019-03-05 18:54:47 +0000 UTC]
"Man-lake's spirit actually elf-thing! How Bretonnia not see through?!"
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a20t43c In reply to LegionsSuicide14 [2019-03-06 21:15:53 +0000 UTC]
"What a beautiful treachery. Very like-like new master."
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Trocadero [2019-03-04 22:43:46 +0000 UTC]
So... reverse-corruption?
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asari13 [2019-03-02 22:44:23 +0000 UTC]
XD
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BornOnTheNinth [2019-02-19 07:49:47 +0000 UTC]
I like that one of the Bretonnians is biting a Skaven's tail.
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SkyPotatoFire [2019-02-18 22:32:26 +0000 UTC]
Good good flying lady thing make good pet has lots of cheese.
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Saphirone-Arnes [2019-02-18 00:18:43 +0000 UTC]
The cute little scribe fellow found himself quite a nice new job.
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Halrun [2019-02-17 10:16:26 +0000 UTC]
Bretonnia is Best!
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arcxont [2019-02-17 08:26:09 +0000 UTC]
Interesting
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MalorKEKS [2019-02-17 07:49:57 +0000 UTC]
Мир-дружба-сыр?
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a20t43c In reply to MalorKEKS [2019-02-17 18:16:58 +0000 UTC]
И вилы или пинок сабатоном, если не поняли кто тут король.
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MalorKEKS In reply to a20t43c [2019-02-17 21:04:02 +0000 UTC]
О да, Лёня Винокур то покажет всем граалеву мать!
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PG1224 [2019-02-16 15:18:32 +0000 UTC]
Also, rodents are plantigrades (flat-footed animals)
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PG1224 [2019-02-16 15:17:56 +0000 UTC]
Is that a rat or a mouse?
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a20t43c In reply to PG1224 [2019-02-17 18:17:14 +0000 UTC]
Rats who ate too much fantasy uranium.
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PG1224 In reply to a20t43c [2019-02-17 19:35:38 +0000 UTC]
Fantasy uranium?
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a20t43c In reply to PG1224 [2019-02-17 20:15:54 +0000 UTC]
Warpstone from Warhammer:fantasy battles.
It can be used as source of energy, causes mutations. And that rats eat it.
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PG1224 In reply to a20t43c [2019-02-17 20:36:53 +0000 UTC]
Okay? Isn't uranium deadly?
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