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Twilight - You have a bull and a cow. They are in love. The male wants to drink the female's milk, so you sell the bull. The cow gets lonely. You bring back the male. The cow doesn't give you milk anymore, even though she's finally pregnant. You wonder if this has something to do with the wolf that keeps trying to get in.

Legend of Zelda: Duh-duh-duh-duh! You found two cows! Every time you play Epona's Song, they give you a bottle of milk! That's just great!

Naruto - Summoning Jutsu: Two Cows!

Harry Potter - Inspecto bos primgenius!

Bleach - Moo, Two Cows!

My Sims - You have two cows? I wish I had two cows…

Super Mario Brother - 2+ Cows

Super Mario Galaxy - So far you have two cows. You only have to get one hundred eighteen more to beat the game!

Animal Crossing - You have two cows as neighbors. You sent them letters and neither of them understood what you were saying. They also took half your money in a which-hand-should-you-pick game.

Sims Animals - You have two cows. They refused to eat, so you threw them halfway across the screen. Now they love you.

Zoo Tycoon - You have two cows. You set a pride of lions on them, tossed a couple guests in the fray, and watched the mayhem unfold.

Mickey Speedway USA - You have two cows, but who cares because Pluto is still missing.

Kingdom Hearts - You have two cows. One of them doesn't really exist.

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life - You have two cows. You'd like to buy another, but that stupid goat is hogging space in your barn.

Jenga - You have two cows. Be careful that they don't fall over.

Drawn to Life - You have two cows. You used a template because, seriously, who can draw anything decent with the stylus?

Pokemon - A wild two cows appeared!

Rhythm Heaven - I see you're having some trouble with two cows. Do you want to skip it?

Monkeyball - What are these cows doing here? This is a game about apes pretending to be monkeys, there's no room for them!

Kirby - You swallowed two cows and got double milk power.

Wii Fit - You have two cows. Do you find yourself tense when you milk them?

Portal - The cows are a lie.

Katamari Damacy - There are two cows. They overlook a mountain and an entire city rolled up into a ball.

Zack and Wiki - You got two cows! Wow, great job, boss! Plus 100,000,000 points!

WolfQuest - You have two cows. You and your mate kill them both.

WolfQuest II - You have two cows. In the time that it takes to kill one of them, all of your pups die. And your territory is depleting. And your mate is too busy being stuck behind a tree to help you.

Okami - You have two cows. Draw in their spots to get a new attack.

Soul Calibur - Cows: female, naked… They'll fit in just fine.

WarioWare - You have two cows and four seconds to milk them!!

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - You have two cows. I mean goats. And they're blue. Now herd them.

Stand-Up Comedy - Two cows walk into a bar. One ducks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender - You have two cows. Both of them can fly. But they're the only ones left of their kind and a hundred years old.

E.T. Video Game - You have two cows. You fell in a hole.

Maggie's Farmyard Adventure - You have two cows. They don't know where your pet cat is either, but they'll still sing with you.

Soul Eater - You have two cows. One of them can turn into an axe.

iPhone - Do you have two cows? There's an app for that.

Hamtaro - You have two cows. They go on adventures while you aren't looking.

Spirited Away - You have two cows. One of them was born from pigs; they other you found in a river. You can't remember what their names are.

Porco Rosso - You have two cows. One of them has a human face. You fall in love.

Howl's Moving Castle - You have two cows. One of them ages quickly. The other woos them while secretly fighting against other cows.

Princess Mononoke - You have two cows that hate each other. One of them runs away and the other takes over you farm. They engage in a fight to the death that destroys the area around you. The plants grow back. The cows become yours again.

The Cat Returns - You have two cows. You turn into a cow and join them in the pasture. One of the cows captures you and takes you away. The other cow brings you back to the farm, where you become human again.

Omohide Poro Poro - You have two cows. You remember what they were like as calves.

Pokemon Anime - I choose you! Two cows!

Batman - Holy cow, Batman! There's two of them!

Lucky Star - You have two cows. You watch them chew their cud for thirty minutes.

Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei - You have two cows. You are in despair.

Yotsuba&! - You have a calf. It likes milk. Fortunately it is too young and can only make it out of water and paint.

Dragon Ball Z - You have over nine thousand cows!!!!

Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning - You have two cows. They are brothers. The older brother leaves. You buy a normal female cow, as well as four other cows that are missing a rib each and constantly try to attack you.

Wolf's Rain - You have four cows. They all love and protect a flower in the center of their pasture. Other cows attack your field. The flower is trampled and your cows die.

Le Chevalier D'eon - You have four cows. These cows pretend to be female in order to gain the trust of other cows. This makes sense.

Kamichama Karin - You have two cows. Yesterday they fought. This morning they were in love. Now they're fighting again.

Pita Ten - You have two cows. One of them fails at making milk, but is always trying to do their best anyway. The other would rather that they were the only one in the pasture.

Rat-a-Tat Cat - You have four cows. You can only see two of them.

Black Butler - You have a bull and a calf. The calf can't eat enough grass. The bull doesn't eat anything, but keeps the crows off your pasture.

Nightmare Inspector - You have two cows. Ever since you bought them, you've only had good dreams.

Fullmetal Alchemist - You have two cows. One of them dies. The other one is missing two hooves. You gave them metal limbs and a suit of armor to house their soul in. They go on an adventure to find a slaughterhouse where they can get spare limbs.

Death Note - You have two cows. They break their fence with their horns. You give one a heart attack, but keep the other alive because the government is on to you.

Astro Boy - You have a cow. It dies, so you clone it into a robot using leftover DNA. But it's not the same as the other one, so you try to get rid of it.

My Life is Average - You have two cows. Harry Potter, Twilight, ninja, pirate, my teacher did something cool, Yahoo vs. Google, mission, grandparents, Pokemon, dinosaur chicken nuggets, what are these strawberries doing here. Best day ever. MLIA

Ask a Ninja - You have two cows. SO I KILLED THEM.

Plz Account - :iconyouhavetwocowsplz:

David after the Dentist - I... I have two cows... I have four cows...

Zero Wing - All your cows are belong to us.
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Me - You have two cows. You write a story about them for class. Your teacher suggests you kill them off. You just lost the game.

Pitatenlover - You have two cows. You give them to your sister, because they're not as cute as you thought they'd be.

ajgra58 - You have two cows. You make them part of your family.

Creagan-an-Fhithich - You have two cows. You take good care of them, but secretly you'd rather have two ducks.

darkshadowWolf7 - You have two cows. All your friends from the chat are suddenly there poking them.

dawn-child - You have two cows. You teach them manners. You also teach them how to beat people up.

happytaylorlives - You have two cows. You spend all day trying to figure out if they're actually Transformers. Then you look at the camera and say "TBC."

HugglesCheetah - You have two cows. You sell them both on the Internet for millions of dollars claiming they're 'magic cows' and buy Soul Eater. You glomp him for eternity.

Kitt-sama - You have two cows. You paint them rainbow. Now they're perfect.

killcupido - You have two cows. Excellent, now we have something for dinner.

Moozo - You have two cows. Within a few months, you have an army of cows and you still managed to finish all your homework. But you forgot to have breakfast.

Olimar-Fan-Number3 - You have two cows. Ha, ha. They're far better and more grammatically correct than YOUR cows.

poopfartbutts - You have two cows. Awesome! You ride them to school!

RoseDoomThorne - You have two cows. You make bases of them and post them online so people can draw in the spots.

Runaway-Youkai - You have two cows. Darn it! They're breaking the plates again!

Spoon-Fork - You have two cows. You make sculptures of them out of snow and sand.

That's-it-I-quit - You have two cows. You spend all day trying to figure out if they're actually Transformers. Then you make them matching outfits. You're still convinced they're Transformers.

WibskelDS9 - You have two cows. You take them to the future and leave them there. You bring two future cows back with you.

Description
Twilight - You have a bull and a cow. They are in love. The male wants to drink the female's milk, so you sell the bull. The cow gets lonely. You bring back the male. The cow doesn't give you milk anymore, even though she's finally pregnant. You wonder if this has something to do with the wolf that keeps trying to get in.

Legend of Zelda: Duh-duh-duh-duh! You found two cows! Every time you play Epona's Song, they give you a bottle of milk! That's just great!

Naruto - Summoning Jutsu: Two Cows!

Harry Potter - Inspecto bos primgenius!

Bleach - Moo, Two Cows!

My Sims - You have two cows? I wish I had two cows…

Super Mario Brother - 2+ Cows

Super Mario Galaxy - So far you have two cows. You only have to get one hundred eighteen more to beat the game!

Animal Crossing - You have two cows as neighbors. You sent them letters and neither of them understood what you were saying. They also took half your money in a which-hand-should-you-pick game.

Sims Animals - You have two cows. They refused to eat, so you threw them halfway across the screen. Now they love you.

Zoo Tycoon - You have two cows. You set a pride of lions on them, tossed a couple guests in the fray, and watched the mayhem unfold.

Mickey Speedway USA - You have two cows, but who cares because Pluto is still missing.

Kingdom Hearts - You have two cows. One of them doesn't really exist.

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life - You have two cows. You'd like to buy another, but that stupid goat is hogging space in your barn.

Jenga - You have two cows. Be careful that they don't fall over.

Drawn to Life - You have two cows. You used a template because, seriously, who can draw anything decent with the stylus?

Pokemon - A wild two cows appeared!

Rhythm Heaven - I see you're having some trouble with two cows. Do you want to skip it?

Monkeyball - What are these cows doing here? This is a game about apes pretending to be monkeys, there's no room for them!

Kirby - You swallowed two cows and got double milk power.

Wii Fit - You have two cows. Do you find yourself tense when you milk them?

Portal - The cows are a lie.

Katamari Damacy - There are two cows. They overlook a mountain and an entire city rolled up into a ball.

Zack and Wiki - You got two cows! Wow, great job, boss! Plus 100,000,000 points!

WolfQuest - You have two cows. You and your mate kill them both.

WolfQuest II - You have two cows. In the time that it takes to kill one of them, all of your pups die. And your territory is depleting. And your mate is too busy being stuck behind a tree to help you.

Okami - You have two cows. Draw in their spots to get a new attack.

Soul Calibur - Cows: female, naked… They'll fit in just fine.

WarioWare - You have two cows and four seconds to milk them!!

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - You have two cows. I mean goats. And they're blue. Now herd them.

Stand-Up Comedy - Two cows walk into a bar. One ducks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender - You have two cows. Both of them can fly. But they're the only ones left of their kind and a hundred years old.

E.T. Video Game - You have two cows. You fell in a hole.

Maggie's Farmyard Adventure - You have two cows. They don't know where your pet cat is either, but they'll still sing with you.

Soul Eater - You have two cows. One of them can turn into an axe.

iPhone - Do you have two cows? There's an app for that.

Hamtaro - You have two cows. They go on adventures while you aren't looking.

Spirited Away - You have two cows. One of them was born from pigs; they other you found in a river. You can't remember what their names are.

Porco Rosso - You have two cows. One of them has a human face. You fall in love.

Howl's Moving Castle - You have two cows. One of them ages quickly. The other woos them while secretly fighting against other cows.

Princess Mononoke - You have two cows that hate each other. One of them runs away and the other takes over you farm. They engage in a fight to the death that destroys the area around you. The plants grow back. The cows become yours again.

The Cat Returns - You have two cows. You turn into a cow and join them in the pasture. One of the cows captures you and takes you away. The other cow brings you back to the farm, where you become human again.

Omohide Poro Poro - You have two cows. You remember what they were like as calves.

Pokemon Anime - I choose you! Two cows!

Batman - Holy cow, Batman! There's two of them!

Lucky Star - You have two cows. You watch them chew their cud for thirty minutes.

Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei - You have two cows. You are in despair.

Yotsuba&! - You have a calf. It likes milk. Fortunately it is too young and can only make it out of water and paint.

Dragon Ball Z - You have over nine thousand cows!!!!

Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning - You have two cows. They are brothers. The older brother leaves. You buy a normal female cow, as well as four other cows that are missing a rib each and constantly try to attack you.

Wolf's Rain - You have four cows. They all love and protect a flower in the center of their pasture. Other cows attack your field. The flower is trampled and your cows die.

Le Chevalier D'eon - You have four cows. These cows pretend to be female in order to gain the trust of other cows. This makes sense.

Kamichama Karin - You have two cows. Yesterday they fought. This morning they were in love. Now they're fighting again.

Pita Ten - You have two cows. One of them fails at making milk, but is always trying to do their best anyway. The other would rather that they were the only one in the pasture.

Rat-a-Tat Cat - You have four cows. You can only see two of them.

Black Butler - You have a bull and a calf. The calf can't eat enough grass. The bull doesn't eat anything, but keeps the crows off your pasture.

Nightmare Inspector - You have two cows. Ever since you bought them, you've only had good dreams.

Fullmetal Alchemist - You have two cows. One of them dies. The other one is missing two hooves. You gave them metal limbs and a suit of armor to house their soul in. They go on an adventure to find a slaughterhouse where they can get spare limbs.

Death Note - You have two cows. They break their fence with their horns. You give one a heart attack, but keep the other alive because the government is on to you.

Astro Boy - You have a cow. It dies, so you clone it into a robot using leftover DNA. But it's not the same as the other one, so you try to get rid of it.

My Life is Average - You have two cows. Harry Potter, Twilight, ninja, pirate, my teacher did something cool, Yahoo vs. Google, mission, grandparents, Pokemon, dinosaur chicken nuggets, what are these strawberries doing here. Best day ever. MLIA

Ask a Ninja - You have two cows. SO I KILLED THEM.

Plz Account - :iconyouhavetwocowsplz:

David after the Dentist - I... I have two cows... I have four cows...

Zero Wing - All your cows are belong to us.
--
Me - You have two cows. You write a story about them for class. Your teacher suggests you kill them off. You just lost the game.

Pitatenlover - You have two cows. You give them to your sister, because they're not as cute as you thought they'd be.

ajgra58 - You have two cows. You make them part of your family.

Creagan-an-Fhithich - You have two cows. You take good care of them, but secretly you'd rather have two ducks.

darkshadowWolf7 - You have two cows. All your friends from the chat are suddenly there poking them.

dawn-child - You have two cows. You teach them manners. You also teach them how to beat people up.

happytaylorlives - You have two cows. You spend all day trying to figure out if they're actually Transformers. Then you look at the camera and say "TBC."

HugglesCheetah - You have two cows. You sell them both on the Internet for millions of dollars claiming they're 'magic cows' and buy Soul Eater. You glomp him for eternity.

Kitt-sama - You have two cows. You paint them rainbow. Now they're perfect.

killcupido - You have two cows. Excellent, now we have something for dinner.

Moozo - You have two cows. Within a few months, you have an army of cows and you still managed to finish all your homework. But you forgot to have breakfast.

Olimar-Fan-Number3 - You have two cows. Ha, ha. They're far better and more grammatically correct than YOUR cows.

poopfartbutts - You have two cows. Awesome! You ride them to school!

RoseDoomThorne - You have two cows. You make bases of them and post them online so people can draw in the spots.

Runaway-Youkai - You have two cows. Darn it! They're breaking the plates again!

Spoon-Fork - You have two cows. You make sculptures of them out of snow and sand.

That's-it-I-quit - You have two cows. You spend all day trying to figure out if they're actually Transformers. Then you make them matching outfits. You're still convinced they're Transformers.

WibskelDS9 - You have two cows. You take them to the future and leave them there. You bring two future cows back with you.