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80avatarfan80 — The Angry Man is Angry.

Published: 2010-02-24 04:36:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 309; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 19
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Description His real name is Oliver. An little old witch lady disguised as an little old lady asked him to buy some of her potato cobbler, but he said no and then splashed mud on her shawl, so she cursed him to forever turn into a hideous, man-eating monster at the slightly-past-quarter-moon. Then she gave him a flower and when all the petals fall off, he'll die because he was rude. The only thing that can counter the spell is true love.

So ladies, any takers?
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Comments: 76

80avatarfan80 In reply to ??? [2010-06-05 06:19:48 +0000 UTC]

Mm, I probably am too.

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pitatenlover [2010-03-04 02:27:42 +0000 UTC]

He looks like you when you're angry. c:

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80avatarfan80 In reply to pitatenlover [2010-03-06 00:07:03 +0000 UTC]

You mean you?

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pitatenlover In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-06 05:23:38 +0000 UTC]

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80avatarfan80 In reply to pitatenlover [2010-03-06 05:32:46 +0000 UTC]

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pitatenlover In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-06 07:34:31 +0000 UTC]

Was the face I made earlier that made you giggle for like a year? xD

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80avatarfan80 In reply to pitatenlover [2010-03-06 16:09:11 +0000 UTC]

No, it was more like except you were frowning.

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pitatenlover In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-06 16:20:59 +0000 UTC]

So it was sorta like, uh.. (. )A(o)

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80avatarfan80 In reply to pitatenlover [2010-03-06 20:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah that was it. If you were letterface.

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pitatenlover In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-07 05:34:40 +0000 UTC]

; - ; YOU'RE MAKING ME SAD 80 I MISS TALKING TO YOU LIKE NORMAL T_T I mean not that this isn't it's just nao you feel sick again nooo we haven't talked normally in like two weeks and we live together how is that possiblllle

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80avatarfan80 In reply to pitatenlover [2010-03-07 17:32:04 +0000 UTC]

It's okay, I don't think it's going to be as bad as last time.

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pitatenlover In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-09 23:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yeah, it doesn't seem like it is. Can't wait til I get over this cold, seems like it's complicating everything. :l

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80avatarfan80 In reply to pitatenlover [2010-03-11 00:22:10 +0000 UTC]

Durrr poor thing!

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Creagan-an-Fhithich [2010-02-27 04:10:53 +0000 UTC]

XD Poor Oliver!

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80avatarfan80 In reply to Creagan-an-Fhithich [2010-03-06 00:54:57 +0000 UTC]

He's such a misfit!

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Creagan-an-Fhithich In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-06 02:50:43 +0000 UTC]

At least he's a funny misfit.

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Spoon-Fork [2010-02-25 01:07:45 +0000 UTC]

This somehow reminds me of Beauty and the Beast, yet it's much better.

I'm not taking him; I've already got my sights set on your water balloon.

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80avatarfan80 In reply to Spoon-Fork [2010-03-06 00:55:30 +0000 UTC]

Yes, it's kind of a Beauty and the Beast spoof. HA HA! You remember the water balloon! Please wed it!

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killcupido [2010-02-24 09:29:10 +0000 UTC]

...
SO many words and I didn't have coffee yet...

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-06 00:55:57 +0000 UTC]

Better get that coffee quick, butler! And while you're up, you can bring me a cake! Chop-chop!

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-06 08:21:41 +0000 UTC]

*glare of DOOM*
Shut. Up.
*drinks coffee*

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-06 16:06:22 +0000 UTC]

Gasp, how dare you oppose me after I made you this three-cornered hat to thank you for all the things you've done for me as a butler, oh well, guess you don't want it after all.

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-07 13:55:57 +0000 UTC]

*wakes up*
OI WHERE IS THE HAT YOU MADE FOR ME D<

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-07 17:31:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh that I fed it to the sheep C:

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-08 13:25:43 +0000 UTC]

...
I'm wondering wether I should quit or not...

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-08 13:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Quit! Why would you ever do a thing like that? I pay you in biscuit cookies!

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-09 13:09:31 +0000 UTC]

*twtich* No, you don't. You eat them all. I DON'T EVEN GET PAID WHAT AM I DOING HERE.

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-09 13:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Ohyeah that's right hmm...
Oh, I made you that popsicle stick house to live in!

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-09 18:45:20 +0000 UTC]

*twitch* So..?

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-11 00:21:03 +0000 UTC]

So I built you a house that was really nice of me. C:

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-11 15:03:26 +0000 UTC]

BUT I CAN'T LIVE IN IT THAT'S IT I QUIT BEING YOU BUTLER IF YOU DON'T PAY ME IN REAL MONEY D<

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-15 00:41:21 +0000 UTC]

is my friend!

HEY WAIT DON'T GO DDD8

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-15 10:00:06 +0000 UTC]

*packs things* D< GO TO HELL

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-17 00:59:45 +0000 UTC]

*gasp* HOW DARE YOU
Okay fine here's 50 bucks you happy now?

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-18 08:53:38 +0000 UTC]

*grumbles* 50 bucks every week!

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-19 21:15:09 +0000 UTC]

Nermnermnerm VERY WELL >3<

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-21 12:45:42 +0000 UTC]

YAHOO 8D So now, I'm gonna make lunch! *whistles*

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-03-26 03:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Make me a peanut butter and tomato sandwich please
With extra bread

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-03-26 20:40:38 +0000 UTC]

Sure! *whistles*

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-04-22 00:24:26 +0000 UTC]

HEY BUTLER

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-04-23 07:45:07 +0000 UTC]

HEY YOUNG MISTRESSS

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-05-03 15:07:15 +0000 UTC]

WHAT'S UP BUTLER

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-05-04 09:13:52 +0000 UTC]

NOTHING WHAT'S UP YOUNG MISTRESS

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-05-05 00:39:44 +0000 UTC]

UM THE SKY
AIRPLANES
WINGED BANANAS

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-05-05 15:42:42 +0000 UTC]

WINGED BA- wait, did you brak into my lab AGAIN????

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-05-06 12:44:51 +0000 UTC]

ERM UH THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NAO
MAKE ME A SAMMICH EXTRA BACON PLZ

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-05-11 10:48:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes....*goes to kitchen* I'm gonna place a bomb in my lab now..

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-06-05 06:23:23 +0000 UTC]

NO
DO NOT MAKE A BOMB
I WANT A SAMMICH

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killcupido In reply to 80avatarfan80 [2010-06-07 12:05:22 +0000 UTC]

WHATEVER BOMB-SANDWICH IT IS

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80avatarfan80 In reply to killcupido [2010-06-07 23:24:15 +0000 UTC]

D8 THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID
COME BACK HERE
HEY
THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID

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