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Description WARNING: Swearing. In English, and what I hope (from Google Translate) is Italian. (If someone familiar at all with the profanity of the language wanted to confirm that for me I’d be forever grateful, because I trust Google Translate with that task as much as I would trust a drunk Prussia to hold my newborn child.) Anyway, it’s Romano, so if you don’t like swears, GTFO. Now. See? I swear, Reader-chan swears, Romano swears, we all swear. It’s healthy.

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“Why can’t I meet your brother, Lovino?” you asked the grumpy man, slinging an arm around his shoulders as he sat on the couch.

He blushed a little, turning away. You were the only one that tolerated his temper and language, and managed to match it with your own. “I-I just don’t want you to, okay _____? Jeez, ragazza, can’t you let this go?”

“No.” you said stubbornly staring at him. “Tell me.”

He turned back to stare into your (e/c) eyes with a look as equally stubborn. “No.”

“Tell me.”

“No.”

“Tell me.”

“No.”

“C’mon, tell me.”

“No.”

“Tell me.”

“No.”

Let’s just say this went on for some time. And during, Romano was occupied with thoughts of your first meeting.

“Who’s that?” a girl’s voice rang out behind him. She had startled little Romano as he gazed up at the portrait of his grandfather.

He just turned away, saying, “What’s it to you?”

She grabbed his hand to keep him from leaving, a determined look on her face. When Romano turned to glare at her, her (e/c) eyes sparkled with recognition, “Oh, I see now! It’s your grandfather!”

“W-What?! Ragazza, how did you know that?” Romano stammered, his glare fading.

The (h/c) girl stared at him like he was the stupidest kid alive, “Well, he’s too old to be your dad. And I dunno, you just look like family, I guess. You’ve got his eyes, and the weird curly hair. All that shit.” Her (e/c) eyes widened and a hand flew to her mouth, “Damn- I mean crap! You won’t tell anyone I swore, right?”

Romano felt a smile being dragged to his face. “It’s alright, ragazza. Swearing is good for the soul.” The little girl grinned and shook his hand as if she hadn’t been holding it a moment ago.

“I like you. My name is _____.” she said boldly. “We’re going to be friends, alright?”

Romano stared at _____, wondering if she was serious. “I’m Romano. I guess you can call me Lovino, if you want.” he was stunned at this girl, wondering what her deal was. Why would she want to be friends with him?

“Tell me!” you said, poking his cheek.

“Argh!” Romano was snapped out of his thoughts and he quickly managed to hold both your hands down so you’d stop prodding him. “Chigi, _____, won’t you quit it already?” he said, blushing at touching you so much.

You smiled, “Nope!” Lovino sighed, releasing you. “Come on, tell me!”

“No!”

“I’ll give you two options, Lovino.” you now said in a serious tone. “You tell me, or I will come into your room in the dead of night and pull that curl.” He looked at you. You were serious, and he could tell. Those golden eyes were mesmerizing, and you knew you’d get something out of this. You had always wondered what that curl did. “Maybe you’d tell me if I pulled it right now?” you asked innocently, tackling him.

He got all wide eyed. “You wouldn’t.” Lovi said, wrestling you back.

“Try me.” you said, getting dangerously close.

“Cazzo!” he said, you could tell he was giving in, and about to yell at you, “You’ll like him better than me, alright!?”

You flopped back onto the couch. He stared at you for a moment, trying desperately to read your mind. Then you said, “What the fuck is wrong with you, Lovi?”

“W-What?” he stammered. What kind of a response was that?

You slung your arm back around him and laid your head on his shoulder. “Lovi, I already know Feli. I just wanted to know why. Why the hell would I like him more than you?”

He was speechless. You-You liked him more than Feli? But why? He was second best at everything!

“You’re sweet even under all that big ass temper, you know every swear I could ever throw at you, you can pickpocket like a badass, and you are a good artist, you just need to have more confidence in yourself. I do know Feli pretty well. And I still like you a hell of a lot more. That ought to count for something, right?” you looked up at him with sincere (e/c) eyes.

A small little smile spread over his face. He might not be the best in the eyes of the world, but he was best in your eyes. And that was all he needed.

He brought you into a comfortable hug, “Si. That counts more than anything else.”
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Comments: 669

shadowgirl444 [2019-09-03 06:19:02 +0000 UTC]

I'd pull it anyways 🍅

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AwesomeKawaiiGamer [2016-12-27 17:39:20 +0000 UTC]

*Pulls the curl anyway...*

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Lover-Of-Anime237 In reply to AwesomeKawaiiGamer [2017-04-03 13:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Same.

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hetaliaizmal1fe [2015-06-01 18:30:02 +0000 UTC]

The Italian is correct

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TheFireDragonesReshi [2014-12-30 04:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sneaks in romano's bed anyway* imma pull that curl anyway -3-
Romano: ZZzzzzzzzz
Me: *grabs curl and tugs* mwahahaha
Romano: *moans and wakes up* dafuq ragazza
Me: shit run now *runs as fast as I can*
Romano:come back here !!
Me: now you people who are gonna read this decide what happens next!......I know about your Pervy minds......

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YAOIBOYZRTHEBOMB [2014-10-13 05:01:37 +0000 UTC]

AWWWWWWWWWW!!!            

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Ray711 [2014-07-21 05:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Lovi do need more love... Can't stand it and how he doesn't have any damn self esteem... He needs it...

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artymista [2014-06-27 21:58:16 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to pull Lovi's curl.

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AnimeAddictedFangirl In reply to artymista [2015-05-30 01:01:55 +0000 UTC]

Moi too!~

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to artymista [2014-12-30 04:58:44 +0000 UTC]

Me too waaah

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MiraChan145 [2014-06-23 22:03:42 +0000 UTC]

Awwwwwwwww!!! That was so cute!!!!! I seriously almost cried!

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MMORPGWizard [2014-06-19 16:10:09 +0000 UTC]

That one piece of Italian profanity turned my world upside-down...
You know, Romano, if you want a cuss war, BRING IT ON!

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2014-12-30 04:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Romano: sure I will start fuck you
Me: dafuq is going on O_O
Feli: what's a cuss-
Me: no your too innocent to know
Feli: huh?

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2014-12-30 06:17:50 +0000 UTC]

*narrows eyes* Asshole.

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-01 09:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Romano: shithead
Me:*gets out popcorn and films the whole thing*
Feli: I still-
Me: shhh my dear feli
Felik I will make pasta~
Me:yay my fav food
America: what's going on dudes and dudettes
Me: Romano and wizard-chan are doing a cussing contest
Romano and you: yup
America:*walks out room*

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-01 18:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Motherfucker. *steals a handful of your popcorn*

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-02 08:17:48 +0000 UTC]

Romano: fucking bitch
Me: meh keep that popcorn *eats some pasta-*
Feli: ve~ pasta~
England:dafuq
America: their having a cussing contest
England:Kay *walks out*
Me: sweet mother of Spain this pasta is amazing *sees rainbows*
Feli: ve~ yay

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-02 20:32:24 +0000 UTC]

Fucking bastard. *keeps popcorn*

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-04 02:56:53 +0000 UTC]

Romano: sweet mother of fucking bitches
Me: da fudge
Russia: da-
Me: just no....
Feli: ve~
Me: ve~

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-04 03:51:41 +0000 UTC]

Sweet father of fucking douches.

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-05 02:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Romano: fucking shit
Me: Japan you film for me Kay?
Japan:hai
Feli: I'm going to sleep
Me: me too feli

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-05 04:47:04 +0000 UTC]

You're a fucking dick.

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-05 13:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Romano: your a fucking bitch
Me:*slaps romano while still asleep* you.......dick
Feli: umm Bella you kinda *points at romano with a red hand print on his cheek*
Romano: i didn't mean to say it to you it was directed to wizard Idiota
Me: *still asleep* sorry......do you want me to kiss it better?
Romano: *blushes* t-that w-would be nice
Me: *is half awake and kisses his cheek* there happy now
Romano:...
Me: I take that as a yes *smirks in sleep*
Feli: *fangirls*
Me: *wakes up* when does feli know ......I'm not gonna ask....

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-05 16:40:36 +0000 UTC]

Already said that, bastard.

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-10 09:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Romano:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Me: wizard-chan wins and romano loses XD it's funny that the swearing bastard romano is beaten at a swearing contest
Italy: imma go home

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-10 18:09:56 +0000 UTC]

*random trophy appears out of nowhere* HAHA! I'M A WINNER, SEE MY PRIZE! YOU'RE A LOSER WHO SITS AND CRIES! *victory dances around him*

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-11 17:56:30 +0000 UTC]

Romano: fuck off!
Me: may I join your dance?
Feli: can I too?

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-12 04:58:37 +0000 UTC]

You first! And of course, guys! *just salting the wound...*

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-12 17:42:15 +0000 UTC]

Me:wait when did you get that wound?
Italy: yea Bella where and how?
Romano: you bastard *insert massive romano rant*

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-13 02:31:42 +0000 UTC]

XD It's an expression, and I'm never telling you where my actual wound is from. Ever. And Romano, go sit in the corner.

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-13 07:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Romano: no you magic bastard
me: ok now let's dance! *random awesome music turns on*
prussia: the music is awesome but is not as awesome as me
me: I'm awesomer than you ...
Prussia: okay... *goes to sit in a corner*
feli: *dances*

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-14 00:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Okay, point 1, thanks for realizing that I'm magic.
Point 2, no one is awesome than ze awesome Prussia.
Point 3, that is sorcery for him to obey being called less awesome than someone else.
I accuse you of witchcraft! Thou shalt burn at the pyre at noon in the square!

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-15 07:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Me: I'm part demon .........
Feli: O_O
Prussia: yessss I'm awesomer than you!
Me: I really don't care Prussia

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-16 03:10:08 +0000 UTC]

*le awesome high-five with Prussia* Thoust still beith accused of witchcraft...and the trial shalt still beith held in the square. But I prolong it to tomorrow at 2:00PM.

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-18 11:09:27 +0000 UTC]

*makes a lava bed and sleeps*

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-18 15:45:42 +0000 UTC]

O_O...Witchcraft!

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-18 19:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Me: *wakes up* yup!

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-18 23:48:12 +0000 UTC]

*researches other methods of witch trials* I have it. *chains a gigantic weight to your foot* *dumps you into a lake*

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-24 16:51:53 +0000 UTC]

*breathes underwater* meh *destroys wait and swims back to surface and gets out*

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-25 01:16:46 +0000 UTC]

SHE'S A WITCH! *lol it's really the pot calling the kettle black here XD*

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-25 09:17:53 +0000 UTC]

Imma witch and I know *song plays*

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-25 17:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Wait, are you seriously a witch?

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-27 17:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Yea why?

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-27 23:17:06 +0000 UTC]

I am too! I'm glad I can meet another one!

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-28 20:48:22 +0000 UTC]

Woot witches FTW

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-01-30 14:05:34 +0000 UTC]

FTW INDEED

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-01-31 20:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Woot!

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-02-02 03:36:12 +0000 UTC]

However, back in the Middle Ages, it was more like FTF...

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TheFireDragonesReshi In reply to MMORPGWizard [2015-02-02 19:16:43 +0000 UTC]

Hmm

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MMORPGWizard In reply to TheFireDragonesReshi [2015-02-03 02:20:36 +0000 UTC]

? FTF means For The Fail XD

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