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Published: 2011-08-26 21:08:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 42093; Favourites: 1497; Downloads: 344
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you called?The Medic Β© Valve
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I need to just *pours all of my blood into a jar* There I can't get nosebleeds from your amazing art anymore
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LAUNCH THE GULMAN
(watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpflj⦠if you do not get it)
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I saw it thats how I found the Image XD
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HOLY CRAP HES SO CUTE!!!! TAKE ME MEDIC!!!
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*huggles Medic* How are you so adorable? π
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You can't get spammed "MEDIC!" If you don't play medic
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me: *sits next to medic* -_-
medic: vhat is vrong blades
me: bored *yawns* and lonely and I just wanted to sit here ok *grabs my saber and starts sharpening it*
medic: hmΒ
me: don't even think it *yawns falls asleep siting up*
medic: goodnight frualine
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Headcannon: Medic has very exaggerated and passionate reactions when doing it. The loudest and lewdest moans come from him.
Me and my dirty mind
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Guess it really is a HEADcannon.
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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Alexa: * bloody nose * who the hell are you? * faints * X-X
Coryn: oh dear... :c
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Me: What is it this time?
Medic: Vhat?
Me: It's not Oktoberfest...
Medic: Und?
Me: Are you okay, Doc?
Medic: Ja! I am just...needy.
Me: Did you steal Spy's Viagra?
Medic: NEIN!
Me: Whatever helps you sleep at night, though that's probably Heavy.
Medic: *German cussing*
Me: What a dirty mouth.
Medic: Und you 'ave a dirty mind!
Me: *Le gaspe* At least I don't ship you two as hard as I ship Spy and Sniper. Of course, I wanna have a huge orgy with you all.
Medic: ...
Me: YOU HEARD NOTHING! *Commots a medical homicide by killing all witnesses with toxins*
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me: umΒ
medic: vhat
me: *starts twitching and speaking giberish then freezes with a silly face does silly dance saying* everybody do the flop *falls forward and passes out*
medic: um u you ok zhere blades
me: x_x *doesnt responed* XPΒ
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Oh my XD
Alexa: uh.....what just happened? 
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Me: Drugs happened. *sips Whiskey*Β
Demoman: That's mine you *burp* heathen...*snore*
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Me: Yeah...Demoman you drunken F**k, get away from me!
Demoman: NO!! *takes whiskey and runs away like a crab*
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Alexa: * trying to hold her laughter * pff...... X3
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Me:Β Β Wat.
Demoman: *slithers like a snake around me and snorts* *gets back up* Top of the morning to ya *vomits in ghostly gibus and falls to the ground*
Me: And this is what happens when you drink until you're wasted kids.
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Heavy: I use this image for PootOS!
(refrence here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpflj⦠)
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Alexa: oh jee <:/ * gets a bottle of medicine * hey Demoman, I got something for ya X3 * shows him a fake bottle of whiskey *
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