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Batgirl: Say, Brucie...
Batman: Who the hell is "Brucie"?
Batgirl: I been thinkin' Brucie...
Batman: You don't call me that over this com. You don't call me that anywhere!
Batgirl: Right. Anyway, I been thinkin' you should retire. I can take this thing from here.
Batman: I don't have a sense of humor. And that was a terrible joke.
Batgirl: I'm serious. I mean, you been doing this for what? Fifteen years? Pretty sure your parents are pretty damn avenged by now. Why don't you take it easy? Just be Bruce Wayne from here on. You can bang all the socialites you want!
Batman: What the absolute hell has gotten into you?!
Batgirl: Maybe you if you play your cards right! Anyway, think about it. See you after the shift!
You know I like pecs. Anyway, this is the original. Comments welcome!!!!