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Comments: 5281
zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:31:18 +0000 UTC]
OK NOW YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT
COME HERE' RIGHT NOW
I'M TAKING YOU ON ONE-ON-ONE!
you short motherfucker
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:32:13 +0000 UTC]
can you even reach me with your tiny armsΒ
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:32:33 +0000 UTC]
at least I'm taller than your sorry ass
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:33:30 +0000 UTC]
what if i lied all the time and i'm two meters
i could crush you with my only glare
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:36:22 +0000 UTC]
matt you wish, we know the shorter you are the bigger the attitude an rn you're being a BRAT
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:37:04 +0000 UTC]
bitch i can be thanos and still be petty
watch me
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:38:56 +0000 UTC]
I mean thanos is kind of hot isn't he thoughΒ
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:39:38 +0000 UTC]
i can come for his ass every day and every night
cause everytime we touch, i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear, i could fly
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:42:40 +0000 UTC]
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation.
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:44:34 +0000 UTC]
you can't use copypastas that's illegal, pasta is italian are you trying to appropriate my culture
i'm going to report you to the police for harassment
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:45:29 +0000 UTC]
KSJDFDSKJFSD
IM FUCKING LOSING MY SHITN AHHAA
"pasta is italian are you trying to appropriate my culture"
I can't.Β
I love you, you absolute fucking dork
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:46:05 +0000 UTC]
ilu too you poopy poopie u//w//uΒ
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:46:46 +0000 UTC]
nvm i take it back, divorcing this friendship rn
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:48:44 +0000 UTC]
friends to enemies
i now declare war on you and your hoard of short blonde OCs
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:49:50 +0000 UTC]
*the dramatic anime music plays*
my short blondes versus your redheads
let's. fucking. go.
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ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:29:03 +0000 UTC]
he's only tall cause ha has goth boots he's 35 cms tallΒ
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:30:37 +0000 UTC]
I can't deny this, you right. //pensive//
he tries
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:31:42 +0000 UTC]
what if we remove his horns tooΒ
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:32:17 +0000 UTC]
don't do this to him, he only have so much (lack of) confidence
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ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:28:44 +0000 UTC]
whoΒ even believes that, look at his poopie face who does he think he can fool
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:30:21 +0000 UTC]
no trust me, the face IS the charm...he catches you off-guard with his looks
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:31:15 +0000 UTC]
i don't know carl, that sounds like bullshit
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ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:28:26 +0000 UTC]
chanity's gonna murder me with his tiny stabby red boi
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:29:58 +0000 UTC]
not only will he murder you, but he'll eat up all your sweets
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:33:52 +0000 UTC]
don't you try to touch my sweets you little horned asshole
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:37:37 +0000 UTC]
he will, once you're dead you can't stop him
he'll also take your emo(tm) clothes
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:42:15 +0000 UTC]
don't lie to me, i know you do
i've seen the photos
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zufe In reply to ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:29:13 +0000 UTC]
I guess you could say I'm a piece of shit
hahahaha I'm so funny
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ONCHA [2020-05-05 10:28:02 +0000 UTC]
idk why but everytime i come to comment on your page my mind goes "YES, WRITE POOPIE FOR THE 30TH TIME"
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ONCHA In reply to zufe [2020-05-05 10:32:48 +0000 UTC]
keanu reeves says i'm breathtaking
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zufe In reply to berryx935 [2020-03-24 23:18:21 +0000 UTC]
thank you so much!! :heart;Β
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GomiCake [2020-03-24 21:48:03 +0000 UTC]
Happy birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day <3
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Mai-Q [2020-03-24 21:10:33 +0000 UTC]
Happy Birthday, I hope you have a wonderful day!! <333 ;w;
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