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"Am I the only zen around here?"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 605; Deviations: 11; Watchers: 5
Watching: 67; Pageviews: 4196; Comments Made: 1359; Friends: 67
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Leonardo Da Vinci.Favorite movies: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle series, Harry Potter series, Underworld series, Avengers, Thor, Thor: The Dark World, Iron Man 1-3, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, The Amazing Spiderman, Immortals, 300, Space Jam, The Raven, etc.
Favorite TV shows: The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Arrow, Flash and Doctor Who.
Favorite bands / musical artists: AC/DC, Pantera, Black Label Society, Blue Oyster Cult, Guns N' Roses, Disturbed, Atreyu, Metallica, Kansas, CCR, Megadeth, Three Days Grace, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Killswitch Engage, Avenged Sevenfold etc.
Favorite books: The Mass Effect series, HP series, Lord Of The Rings series, The Lost Symbol, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, At Hell's Gate, The Broken Hearts Club, Dead For Life, etc.
Favorite writers: Ethan Black, Drew Karpyshyn, J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown, etc.
Favorite games: The Mass Effect series is my favorite of all-time, The Assassin's Creed series (Brotherhood and Revelations are my favorites), Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed, Halo: Reach and 4, etc.
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360.
Tools of the Trade: My noodle ;).
Other Interests: Too many to list them all :P.
# About me
The Walking Dead quotes:"Am I the only one zen around here? Good Lord!" - Daryl Dixon.
"You step outside, you risk your life.
You take a drink of water, you risk your life.
And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life.
Every moment now...you don't have a choice.
The only thing you can choose is what you are risking it for.
Now, I can make these people feel better and hang on a little bit longer.
I can save lives. And that's enough reason to risk mine." - Hershel Greene.
Mass Effect series quotes:
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"What if you signed me on as another Spectre?" - Conrad Verner.
"Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea." - Commander Shepard.
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"Is submission not preferable to extinction?" - Saren Arterius.
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"You can't bludgeon your way through bureacracy, Shepard." - Gianna Parasini.
"I can bludgeon pretty hard." - Commander Shepard.
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[On Virmire] "I don't know what is worse: the geth, or all this sand in my... nevermind!" - Liara T'soni.
{Mass Effect 1}
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"Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?" - Garrus Vakarian.
"No." - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
"Come on. Remember how we'd always ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!" - Garrus Vakarian.
"This conversation is over." - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
"Tell me again about your immune system." - Garrus Vakarian.
"I have a shotgun." - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
"Mmmmmaybe we'll talk later." - Garrus Vakarian.
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[discussing 'sparring'] "So when should I book the room?" - Commander Shepard.
"I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink." - Garrus Vakarian.
[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk].
"Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible." - Garrus Vakarian.
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"Another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?" - Joker.
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"Take a good long look at me. Do I look like a looter?" - Commander Shepard.
"Uh.. no." - District guard.
"That's right. Now, I'm going in. If I find looters, I'll kill them. Anybody gets in my way, I'll kill them, too." - Commander Shepard.
[Worried] "I'll call the guards. They'll let you in with no trouble." - District guard.
"Wait, you're stopping me but not them? You son of a bitch!" - Refugee.
"You don't have a grenade launcher, lady. Get lost." - District guard.
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"Either you pay me or I flay you alive... with my mind." - Liara T'soni.
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"I'm glad Garrus finally worked that stick out of his ass... But now he's trying to beat people to death with it." - Joker.
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[ordering a drink while heavily intoxicated] "Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in." - Commander Shepard.
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[Shepard launches a probe at Uranus] "Really, Commander?"
[Shepard launches a second probe].
[exasperated] "Probing Uranus." - EDI.
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"Commander. We've done what we could for Garrus, but he took a bad hit. The docs corrected with surgical procedures and some cybernetics. Best we can tell, he'll have full functionality, but..." - Jacob Taylor.
[Garrus walks in]
"Shepard." - Garrus Vakarian.
"Tough son of a bitch. Didn't think he'd be up yet." - Jacob Taylor.
"Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?" - Garrus Vakarian.
"Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will even notice." - Commander Shepard.
"Ha-ah! Don't make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. Ah, probably for the best. Everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me. Time for you to get a fair shot at it." - Garrus Vakarian.
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"Hey Kenneth, you hear Rupert is actually making good food now?" - Engineer Daniels.
"Yeah, but he couldn't make a good haggis to save his life!" - Engineer Donnelly.
"Yeah, but all haggis tastes like ass anyway." - Engineer Daniels.
"Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass!" - Engineer Donnelly.
{Mass Effect 2}
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"All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?" - Garrus Vakarian.
"Uh, I give up." - Joker.
"Correct!" - Garrus Vakarian.
"All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster." - Joker.
"Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shanxi." - Garrus Vakarian.
"Gotta respect the classics." - Joker.
"How many humans does it take to activate a dormant relay?" - Garrus Vakarian.
"602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the council afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?" - Joker.
"He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?" - Garrus Vakarian.
"You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?" - Joker.
"Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven." - Garrus Vakarian.
"All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?" - Joker.
"So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills." - Garrus Vakarian.
"Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?" - Joker.
"Figuring out which side took the hit!" - Garrus Vakarian.
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"It's a brilliant tactic when you think about it." - Garrus Vakarian.
"But it's evil!" - Ensign Copeland.
"When has that ever mattered in war?" - Garrus Vakarian.
"Yeah, but... converting other lifeforms into Reapers? I can't wrap my head around that." - Ensign Copeland.
"Makes sense to me. It ensures you never run out of cannon fodder. Eliminates any local resistance. And for every soldier you add, your enemy loses two: the one you converted, and his buddy on the other side who can't pull the trigger on a friend." - Garrus Vakarian.
"You sound like you admire them." - Ensign Copeland.
"Same way I admire a virus or a thresher maw. They've adapted perfectly to their situation." - Garrus Vakarian.
"But the Reapers want to destroy us!" - Ensign Copeland.
"And I have no intention of letting them. But if you don't respect your enemy's capabilities, you're in for one nasty surprise after another." - Garrus Vakarian.
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"Shepard... damned if you aren't a sight for sore eyes." - Captain Anderson.
"It's good to see you too, sir." - Commander Shepard.
"Sir? I may have reinstated you, but that doesn't give you permission to go all formal on me." - Captain Anderson.
"Then I'm glad you managed to keep your ass alive, Anderson." - Commander Shepard.
"That's more like it!" - Captain Anderson.
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"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." - Mordin Solus.
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"How about a dip in the pool?" - Commander Shepard.
"You obviously haven't seen turians swim. It's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning." - Garrus Vakarian.
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"Shepard. Wanna drink? I'm toasting Miranda. I think." - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
"How are you getting drunk?" - Commander Shepard.
"Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port." - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
"That's a straw, Tali." - Commander Shepard.
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"Ah." - Commander Shepard.
"Don't ah me, you sound like a Vorcha." - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
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"Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you... come back alive. Itβd be an awfully empty galaxy without you." - Garrus Vakarian.
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"No matter how far we advance, we will remember the sacrifices of those who made it possible... And we will remember Shepard. Because of her... I am alive, and I am not alone." - EDI.
{Mass Effect 3}
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[As you can tell I am a big Mass Effect fan girl xD. There's a lot of other things about me, so, if ya wanna know, just ask, I'd be happy to answer any questions.. well, most questions, any way :P. HAVE A GOOD DAY and go calibrate :D].
# Comments
Comments: 148
You are most welcome! It is an absolute beautiful piece!
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You are most welcome! ^_^
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Heya! I have and do miss you too! I'm doing alright 
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I'm phenomenal. Posted a new chapter recently and finished the next last night.
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I'm glad to hear that you are doin' well!
I will definitely have to give it a read later the kiddos go to bed! (I'm sure that it is fantastic as always). ^_^
I send you my best and my love!
Take care 
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Thanks for the favorite on my Rick Grimes Season 5 piece!
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You are most welcome!
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You are very welcome!
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Thank you so much for the llama and watch!
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You're very welcome and thank you for mine!
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*stares and drools a little*
...oops, I didn't realize I was doin' that, lol.
And hey, I don't mind xD.
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*drools a lot*
Whoopsies XD
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I think we need a mop bucket on aisle Daryl now...
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Or we needΒ
A Daryl...
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One for each of us please!
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Oh Lordy.. 
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We can share his sexiness xD
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Deal, lol. Look at all of that Norman... om nom, nom! XD
Meeeee-ow baby. Okay.. simmer down, simmer down.. oopsie, sorry..
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Pleasure doing business with you xD
Soo.. much Noooorrmmaaann
MEEE OOOOOWW XD
Thats quite alright,Β
I too have those moments.Β
Daaarryylll Β Β
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And you too!
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
I want one for Christmas please and thank you!
Hehe.. we are both over here bein' drooling messes, lol.
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XD
MINE MINE *grabby hands*
Same here, please and thank
You
Ohhh yuss xD
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SANTA, why wasn't there a Norman under my tree?!
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C'mon Santa your slacking!! WHERE WAS MY PRECIOUS
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I think that we need to draw out cloning blueprints XD.
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I agree completely xD
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Thanks for adding Rick Grimes to your favorites
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Of course, it was beautimous!
I will, I have taken a bit of a hiatus minus makin' my kiddos a little somethin', lol, but I will do my best!
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You are most welcoming, it is beautiful work!
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Your necklaces are fantastic. c: I totally want one. Haha. Thank you for reading Equipoise, I never thought it would get any attention when I started it - and I'm really blown away that people enjoy it. I really appreciate it! <3
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I'd be more than happy to make ya one! What would ya like?
And you are most welcome, I was looking for a Walking Dead Fan-Fiction featuring Daryl (since I am a huge fan girl and what not, lol
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Hehe, well, my fangirl brought out my writer in me so I decided to do that. Thanks for reading it, though! I think I've improved a lot, actually.
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I think that is another reason that I love it so much.. My inner fan girl is in love with your work! 
You are very welcome, you wrote it, I am just enthralled by it, I love it!
You are an amazing writer and do amazing work, never let anyone tell you differently or discourage you, it is just simply beautiful
YAY, I can't wait! I know that it'll be awesome 
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Anytime!
Thank you for the beautiful work!
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Thankies ^_^.
I really appreciate it!
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tnx for 
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You're most welcome
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thanks for the watch & llama (:
~and have a nice day!
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