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[2013-06-09 18:42:32 +0000 UTC]
"Luka-chan-san"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4; Deviations: 19; Watchers: 28
Watching: 20; Pageviews: 5712; Comments Made: 758; Friends: 20
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Hunter X HunterOther Interests: Roleplaying, writing, drawing, watching anime, reading, listening to music, wasting all of my time.
# About me
Hello, my name is Luka, INTJ. My main hobbies include excessive drawing and writing. Take a look around and see if you find anything you like.
My latest obsession(s):
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I look forward to meeting everyone and making new friends.
# Comments
Comments: 322
Sorry, got worried.
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Did you think I died?
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Not died. I just like making sure you're okay and I'm not sure sometimes. You're immortal. You'll live forever.
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Of course I'm immortal! But even so, if I throw myself into a meat processor, my body will be turned into ground meat and I'll still be forced to stay alive anyway. Take care of me, Len. I'm fragile.
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Where shall I keep your fragile meats them? I need to make sure they are in perfect conditions even when ground up. Would you like your own room? Cold or room temperature?
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Keep me cold, Len! You don't want my fresh meat to start rotting, do you? Keep it in a hidden box so that no one tries to make hamburgers out of me. Maybe once I get ground up, you could try to make a beautiful meat statue out of me and erect it in the finest of museums.Β
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Cold in a hidden box. Do you want the box to have a room though? That would seem best. The door can be locked so no one can steal you. People could steal you if you were in a museum. It's just too risky. People will see the beauty of a meat statue you are and want to take you away.
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Do you question the security of famous museums? Maybe I should too. The box should be as big as a bedroom with one bathroom. Just in case. Make it bolt shut and so that it will only open after scanning your eyes and your eyes only. But you better make sure you take care of your eyes so you don't lock me in there forever. And visit me daily, or I'll get lonely.
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I do. I feel like if I go to one people will mistake me for the art and steal me. I have your room ready but I have some bad news. I lost one of my eyes already. Not sure how to get it back. Do you think you can go on a mission and get it for me?
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If I accept this mission, will I end up spending the next ten years trying to get what you wanted by going down a chain of giving other people what they want in exchange for what the last person wanted? Those are the worst kinds of games, and I don't want to turn my life into such a similar hellish torture. Maybe we'll use the fingerprint scanner instead. But what if someone cut off your hands while you were sleeping and used them to open up the box and steal me? I'm far too precious, you know. Maybe you should staple a tag to your belly that states, "DO NOT TOUCH THE ARTWORK." Then hang around the guards so you'll be protected.Β
But what if the guards try to steal you, too? The world isn't safe for people as valuable as you, Len!
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Hey, I just want to make sure things are going well for you and that you're alright.
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You're a darling. Thanks for checking up; I'm doing great right now. How have you been?
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I've been alright. Scool will be ending soon so I'm looking forward to that but nervous about going to 11th grade. Even though I didn't want to I was sent to honors algebra.
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You intelligent bean you. You can't be nervous about eleventh grade before you even finished tenth. You'll be fine - just don't goof around with your work. The last two years are always the hardest, but Luka-chan-san believes in you.
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I'm not allowed to slack off anymore? Man. Luka-chan-san, do you think you can lead me through the ways of how to be great like you?
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I won't be there with you physically, but I'll be inside your heart believing in you. Every time you see a hardcore Honours Algebra equation and can already feel the hair growing on your butt, just pause and ask me, "Can I do this hardcore Honours Algebra equation?" and I'll tell you that you can do anything you set your mind to. All you need is encouragement, and luckily, Luka-chan-san has just what you need.
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I am very grateful that you will help me through all of my Honours Algebra needs. If only I could somehow be there for you. Inside your brain perhaps. . . or your rib cage. And there I will be. Waiting for your call. I'm not sure what you'll call for but I'll answer using the best of my capability.
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I thought I had felt some kind of strange throbbing in my liver last night; it's quite a pleasant surprise to learn that it was really you just having a fine blast in there and not a liver aneurysm. All the kids will be so jealous! But we're going to have to have some kind of special call so that we know that we're calling for each other and aren't just trying to mate with a nearby bird.
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Three chills down the spine. Or a pinch of pain? Hah, do you get it? And then spread encouragement through the blood stream so you'll be ready for anything. Who needs birds?
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Okay, a tickle of the 5 Lumbar Vertebrae it is. Once we feel that tickle, we'll wait for the rush of encouragement so that we'll be both inspired and ready to accept a message. This is revolutionary, Len. We've come up with something profound!
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I felt like the school just punched me in the face but feeling that tickle was like getting hit with a ball of excitement. I am ready for my day. I shall send you five messages all at once so you can make it.
It may be revolutionary but should we tell others?
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That ball of excitement is more dominating and more important than any punch in the face school has to offer. But now I'm wondering how it would feel to have multiple messages sent at once - one gives a tingle and a rush of encouragement, so do five give (tingle and rush of encouragement)^5 ? I can only imagine the things we don't know yet. But no one else can know until we've mastered it.
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Indeed. We have to keep this and master it. We need to test the power of this. Send multiple messages. Did you get my five?
I saw that guy in the hall today. Zack. He was walking with his girlfriend. Once he smiled and waved to me I realized he no longer fears me. My power is gone.
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I think I got the five when I suddenly start shaking uncontrollably in the middle of Walmart this afternoon. I felt like I could take on the world! But then it passed by and I continued shopping for organic kale chips like normal. With this much power in our hands, it's absolutely intolerable to accept anything less than the utmost respect from people like him. Next time you see him walking by, start snapping your fingers rhythmically and I'll know that that's the time to send (tingle and rush of encouragement)^10 so he'll realise that you must be some kind of Greek god that he has no choice but to fear and respect you.
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Luckily it passed before you took over the store and everyone in it. The world would have been no match. I'll stick to the jalapeΓ±o chips. JalapeΓ±o and kale chips?
It's a perfect plan! Not even all of this pollen that has painted my area yellow can stop us. Damn this pollen.
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Those are some mighty fine italics, sir, if I do say so myself! It must be a result of you typing after I sent you those two messages - it must have been a wild rush for you while you typed. If this power can even affect the formatting of our text, imagine how much it would destroy the power of the pollen! You're right. Nothing is a match for our message-sending power. Even the organic jalapeΓ±o and kale chips will bow down to us.
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Sounds fun. Well, maybe not for everyone but at least for us, right?
School will be ending soon. Do you have a spring break? When is it if so? I'm not so sure what I would do on break. Never do much. I'm still a pretty bland person. I need something exciting. Hm.
My parents are on a diet so they can't have certain foods and can only eat so much. I saw the light on in the pantry so I opened the door to find my dad getting into food. I laughed so much my mom came in and caught him.
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You haven't had your spring break yet? Mine was two weeks ago, but it rained all week and I had to stay home most of the time. I'm so ready for school to be over, but it felt like it just started. Time's going by too quickly these days.
My parents never diet together. Only one will end up dieting at a time while the other decides that it'd be convenient to indulge themselves and tempt the other for the hell of it. The idea of you laughing that hard is really something to imagine.
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Nice bold letters. No, I think it's in a week or two. Time is going by fast and it's kind of sad since I don't remember much of what happened this year. I befriended three new people this school year though. That can be something to remember. You meeting any cool people in college?
My dad has been trying to break my mom with the diet because he doesn't like eating less. I've caught him a few times but I don't tell mom. Of course it's something to imagine? What's better to imagine than my happiness? Yours, that's what. Because your happiness should come before anything. Even before Satan.
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Heh, medical school friends. If only. No, all my friends come from Tumblr; I just met someone a few days ago and she's so perfect. I honestly stopped being able to remember details around last year, but this year was terrible as far as memory is concerned. It sped by way too quickly and I can barely remember any of it. Do you ever look around and think about what kinds of people you generally befriend?Β
Ohoho, you naughty little lemon you. Of course, everything comes before Satan. Everyone knows that. But you know what's even better than my happiness? Our happiness. Us laughing together.Β
Yes, that's what life's all about.
That's valuable.Β
Mmm.
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Is there not enough time to met them or you don't care for them? Or is luka shy? Luka it's hard when you're graceful and adorable all in one. Am I the only that didn't come from Tumblr?
Not really but if I think about it I befriend people who relate to me or seem kind. Sometimes I can't be myself full but that's fine. I can still talk to them and be mostly happy. I just can't talk about gore and Satan or stuff like that because no one else seems to find humor in it.
I do value that in life. More than anything else. It's actually really fun when we are happy and laughing.
On average would you say you're a happy person?
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It's kind of like college. You think you'd have time for talking in class, but if you do then you blow your money and fail. No one's interested in making friends anyway; they just want to get their education and move on with their lives. Though I will accept that compliment with grace. I had a lot of friends from years ago, but each one faded away or I had to cut them off. So yes, at the moment, you're my only friend who didn't come from Tumblr. Often I find that I can't really be myself with a lot of people just because for some reason I just can't open up to them. I guess that means that we're just meant for each other. :^) Len x Luka is always a top-notch grade-A ship.
I consider myself a happy person, but I couldn't say that so readily just last year. I've become a lot more open, blunt, and outgoing these days, which I'm very grateful for. I'm not anxious anymore and I can be myself in public, so yes, I'm very happy. Would you say that you're a happy person on average?
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Ah, well I'm sure your internet friends are so great real ones don't matter. My parents have actually said friends don't really matter anymore once you grow up. And you're the first friend I guess I was thrown to? Well you're unique either way. Of course. What can be better than our love? Loving nature? Loving children? No. Nothing. Our love will always be stronger. Until I die. Or maybe after that. Make sure to remember my ghost.
I'm glad you're happy now. I'm grateful that you're grateful of your happiness. I'm pretty happy. Not a mad sad person. Happy.
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(ββΏββΏ)
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I'm not sure how to respond to a smile. Smile back? Bare my teeth?
After this week is spring break.
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That only took about six hundred years. What will you do on your week off? Laze around? I have exams tomorrow, but then after that I don't have to have those looming over my head anymore.
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I probably will just laze around since I had projects non-stop this week. Knowing the world history teacher I'll probably have to do his project over break. Or study some of the things I've already learned over the year to be ready for the exams. Education is great.
Sorry I didn't respond sooner. Did you get any of my inspiration though?
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I sure did. I even got that tingling rush of inspiration that made me start convulsing in my seat while I was taking the exam; it was wild, Len. Wild. You need to talk to your classmates before it's too late. Make a plan to flip over all your desks at once if your World History teacher tells you all you have a project over the break. That'll show her. She'll finally respect you, then you can tap three times on your knee so I'll know to send you a rush of inspiration that'll really show her you've got magic powers inside you.
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Great! I'm on the last project I need to do for one class. Already finished the one for Spanish. And I will have to do the one for World History over the break. I guess I have no choice. If only I knew before! But there is still tomorrow. At 3 PM I'll be ready to get the energy. I'll be in his class at that time. Will you be able to hear my knee if I slap it softly? I might knock over the computer if it's loud with my powerful knee-slapping sound waves. If it's a half day that I didn't know about it's okay to still send me the power. My family will just see my burning spirit that is really me.
I was told I have generic applause.
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Don't slap it softly, Len. Be a man! Smack it like it's the last chance you have left to live! Even if your powerful knee-slapping sound waves crush the entire building, slap it with all you have left. That way I'll know you're really serious about this power we've been given and I can give you a serious rush of inspiration that you can rise up and take the world over with. Your family will be so surprised that they'll write your name down for the family inheritance despite being the second-youngest child. It will really be something, Len. Don't get soft with that power. You may have a generic applause, but no one with inspiration powers has generic knee-slapping skills. You'll be free from projects over breaks and you'll have the family inheritance!
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What a powerful message. I won't ever hit my knee softly again. When I hit my knee I'll remember this and use all the force I have to slap it. Hopefully, half of the world isn't destroyed by this knee slap before we rule it.
But I'm the second oldest. I have one older sister and two younger. Which only makes it more of a reason to give me the family inheritance. You probably already have yours, right? The great Luka can be stopped by nothing and at times even nothing can't stop you.
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No, hopefully the entire world is destroyed by that knee slap. I just hope that it keeps the people alive so that we can trick them into thinking that we're good people by taking them in - then we rule the world and make new laws that ban pollen. Damn this pollen.
You're right, Len. Nothing can stop me, and not even nothing can can stop me. Nothing can can can't stop me, either. I'm invincible! That's why it's imperative that you master the all-powerful knee slap soon so that I can split this praiseworthy power between the both of us. The faster we use it to rule the world, the better!
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Hey, your doctor is still alive and needs to make an appointment. Are you open 9PM at the town restaurant?
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Appointments can only be made in my office, but now is a fine time to talk to me. What seems to be the problem, Mr. Len?
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Well ma'am, I haven't seen you in a few days and I feel like we should socialize a bit like the good ol' days. What do you say? Is there time?
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Well of course, kind sir. I always have time to talk to a good friend like you. Tell me: How is your artificial body treating you? And the kids, how are they? -Winks with both eyes-
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Thank you. My artificial body will break down from time to time. Like the time I was crossing the road and it stopped moving. The car didn't survive.
The kids have been doing great though. Eating well, happy, healthy. -winks back without any eyes-
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That poor car. It's a good thing I gave you that half-off coupon for any repair of your choice; make sure and come see me for any mechanical help! Have you ever wanted to be a woman? I can have that arranged. My company is world-renowned for making the finest female legs with built in ankle-snapping heels! Are you sure your children still accept you for you regardless of your artificial body? It's a real tragedy when those little fleas stop loving you for ridiculous reasons. -Winks with half an eye-
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