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twillachan ♀️ [7772801] [2008-07-09 14:41:32 +0000 UTC] "is a well-adjusted human being." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 3113; Deviations: 464; Watchers: 57

Watching: 79; Pageviews: 17422; Comments Made: 4064; Friends: 79

# Interests

Favorite movies: Star Trek XI, Hachiko Waits, RENT, and How To Train Your Dragon
Favorite bands / musical artists: Matchbox Twenty, Queen, Hank Green, and 30 Seconds to Mars
Favorite writers: John Green
Favorite games: Assassin's Creed
Favorite gaming platform: PS3 or Wii
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Paper, Adobe Photoshop Elements 5.0, Tablet
Other Interests: Swimming, Drawing, Writing, Acting, Being Awesome, and Nerdfighting

# About me

█ 5% Antisocial.
██ 10% Cripple.
███ 20% Twilight Basher.
████ 30% Nerd.
█████ 40% Wizard.
██████ 50% Artist.
███████ 60% Awesome.
████████ 70% Arrogant Fool.
█████████ 80% Swimmer.
██████████ 90% Author.
███████████ 100% Twilla.

My Best RL Friends:

My Internetz Friends (In no particular oder):

Current Residence: USS Enterprise
Favourite genre of music: Rock, and Alternative
Favourite photographer: Han-Chan and Apple Jacks
Operating System: DELL Laptop
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano
Personal Quote: Did you know that 90% of giraffe sex is gay? C:

# Comments

Comments: 1025

NeekoWolfie [2017-09-19 22:28:18 +0000 UTC]

can you draw me as a vet? my lifes dream is to be a vet tech.

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A-Sweet-Wolf [2013-09-01 11:56:15 +0000 UTC]

The has returned C: 

We'd happily welcome you back!

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Swordmaster200 [2011-05-20 20:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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Turtle-Nerd [2011-02-05 20:07:46 +0000 UTC]

I saw your comments on someone being butt-hurt about how there dog was half wolf or something...and while I was lol'ing I thought "her icon is cute" so I stalked you down. : D your art is cute too!

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Panfake [2011-01-31 17:10:58 +0000 UTC]

G'day,thanks for watching, have a nice day!

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shockwavesyndrome [2011-01-24 18:52:20 +0000 UTC]

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totally fits redpaw's feelings <3
also: brave face by delta goodrem now occupies a treasured place on my ipod.

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twillachan In reply to shockwavesyndrome [2011-01-25 03:43:05 +0000 UTC]

FF. Adorable!

And I'm sorry I haven't responded yet. /dead muse is very dead at the moment

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shockwavesyndrome In reply to twillachan [2011-01-25 19:28:52 +0000 UTC]

but he said he loved herrr <3
haha, don't worry about it [: i know i've kept you waiting a lot before.

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twillachan In reply to shockwavesyndrome [2011-01-25 21:41:43 +0000 UTC]

I knowwww. And he's absolutely adorable. <333
xD I will try not to take forever. Just don't have the muse at the moment. Dx

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heffalump182 [2010-12-21 04:21:28 +0000 UTC]

My favorite vlogger did something similar to the Vlogbrothers guy... Hank was it?... who did the video game.

lol

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-12-21 04:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Hank did the videogames stuff. (:

And a lot people do them, the difference is that Hank is funny. <3

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-12-21 04:30:57 +0000 UTC]

I liked this one too. I don't know where to find Hank's though.
But Umby got really pissed at a pig and turned him into eggs and bacon... while playing a really strange game called Mindcraft
I love him. I will marry him

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-12-21 04:33:22 +0000 UTC]

The account is called Hankgames. (: He makes some awesome commentary.

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-12-21 04:34:25 +0000 UTC]

ok. look up ohaiumby to see my gorgeous green/pink haired nerd.

oh and i was looking through ur wallposts and found that hilarious story i posted over the summer. rofl

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-12-21 04:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh god. Never do that again.

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-12-21 04:39:19 +0000 UTC]

i think i just might

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asian-neko [2010-12-17 02:30:02 +0000 UTC]

thank you for stopping by my Deviantart~~

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GirlycardFangirl [2010-11-14 23:12:37 +0000 UTC]

Hey you therreee.

Hai C:

( I've not spoken to you in much too long D: )

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twillachan In reply to GirlycardFangirl [2010-11-15 00:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh hai stranger. C:

I has been terribly long. Dx

How are you my dear?

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GirlycardFangirl In reply to twillachan [2010-11-19 00:31:10 +0000 UTC]

/late reply ffff.

HAAI!

It hasss D:

I'm fine C: And joo?

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twillachan In reply to GirlycardFangirl [2010-11-20 01:40:43 +0000 UTC]

I'm good. C: Don't have a lot of free time though.

/reason for lack of art

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elEstela [2010-11-01 09:30:51 +0000 UTC]

hey beauty! How are you? Please vote my deviation [link] in the halloween contest of . Please it will means a lot to me!! If you vote me i'll repay you with a free comission. thanks!!!! byeee

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heffalump182 [2010-09-18 00:23:00 +0000 UTC]

Whats the password and username for turnitin.com?

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:40:46 +0000 UTC]

And that, Twilla, is how you confuse, trick and outsmart a unicorn


SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:53:00 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. /gives you the V

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-09-18 00:26:29 +0000 UTC]

v???

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:40:04 +0000 UTC]

"No." Said the magician, as calm and cool as ever.

The Unicorn was about ready to kill the magician when he asked one last question, "Why?"

"Because I know how to outsmart a Unicorn. You see, I'm right handed. Oh, and this, this in my hand is a wand. And I'm a magician. So, in other words, goodbye." He poofed and then he was gone, somewhere far away, leaving the Unicorn in despair and confusion

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:52:46 +0000 UTC]

.....Why didn't he do that in the first place? Would've saved him his arm and most of his internal organs.

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-09-18 00:31:09 +0000 UTC]

because he wanted to fool the unicorn

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:38:31 +0000 UTC]

"No." And the Unicorn kept jump kicking the man. Finally, after he was bruised and battered, the Unicorn spoke, "Now you see the punishment in disobeying a unicorn. You will get kicked and you will die. I leave you with your right arm to show my pardon, but I can easily take it off too. Do you fear me and my power?"

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Okay, now this unicorn should come and tear you to pieces.

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-09-18 00:31:43 +0000 UTC]

NO BECAUSE YOURE ITS NEXT VICTIM HEHEHEHEH

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Ronu glared at the unicorn, "Because, as I've told you, it doesn't involve me."

The unicorn did not like this answer and jump kicked a dent into the magician's stomach. "Do you fear me?"

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:51:44 +0000 UTC]

I hope this unicorn comes and beats you to death next. c:

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-09-18 00:31:27 +0000 UTC]

noooo

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:36:15 +0000 UTC]

The magician shook his head, "I have not yet been slain, so it does not matter. When you kill me, then it will matter, but my opinion will be long gone by then. So, as of right now, it doesn't matter to me."

The Unicorn was enraged by the magician's stubborness, he said, "Why do you not care for the wellbeing of others? Why do you not care that justice is served?"

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:50:45 +0000 UTC]

This makes absolutely no sense.

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:34:46 +0000 UTC]

HE said, "Why does it not matter to you?" and the magician replied, "Does it involve me? I am not a slayer and I have not been slain.. that is until now. So what should it matter to me?"
And, in an uproar of fury, displeased with Ronu's ignorance, the Unicorn bit his left arm off and tossed it to the side. "Now does it matter?"

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:50:12 +0000 UTC]

You will only have one arm when I'm done with you.

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:33:17 +0000 UTC]

In a fit of anger, the unicorn raised his hooves at the magician and stomped on his feet, taking off all of his toes. The weird part was that he felt no pain. None at all. He didn't lose his balance either. It was just stubs of foot where his toes should've poked out... not a speck of blood

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:49:38 +0000 UTC]

There will be plenty of blood when I murder you.

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:32:05 +0000 UTC]

The important business, however, was slightly a secret and slightly not, depending on how the magician, Ronu, looked at it. The unicorn said, "I am on a mission from my uncle to the slay the slayer of the slain. What does that mean to you?" and the magician said simply, "Nothing."

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:48:55 +0000 UTC]

I am going to be the slayer of the slain Heffas. >C

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-09-18 00:31:55 +0000 UTC]

oh sure you will

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]

ONCE UPON A TIME, there lived a magical magic magician who lived magically in the magic forest of magic. in his magic house magically appeares a (okay im done w/ magic) unicorn the size of an elephant. he told the magician, who's name was Ronu, that he was there on important business to take care of.

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:48:11 +0000 UTC]

I magically hate you.

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heffalump182 In reply to twillachan [2010-09-18 00:32:13 +0000 UTC]

I magically disappear for i am the magician

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:29:32 +0000 UTC]

and spam ur page... hehehehehe

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twillachan In reply to heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:47:44 +0000 UTC]

I hate you.

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heffalump182 [2010-09-15 02:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Hey. It's you. I'm gonna tell you a story.

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