violetgirls [2018-02-23 00:25:51 +0000 UTC]

its,, chris 

aND I MISSSS YOU 

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pibn [2017-11-22 16:43:09 +0000 UTC]

HENLO U HECCER ITS AVE AND I HAVENT USED DEVIANTART IN LIKE FOREVER BUT HI

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tokyosatan [2017-07-08 19:16:58 +0000 UTC]

get on transformice nibber

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weedIord [2017-05-04 15:57:01 +0000 UTC]

whimpers
do you take commissions hn

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tokyosatan [2017-04-29 18:32:24 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/eTpsARH4EL0
- hey, hey hey hey, WHa t the fuck!? What are you doing, get outta the way!
- Bitch, i was watching that! is that a camera?
- Uuh-- aRE YoU- What is this? Why are you handing this to me? ARE YOU recorDING THIS?
= HELLO! I'm Fatigue! 
- Who are you talking to?
= and that's SHEEEEeeeenn!
- dONT TouCH ME
= And you're watching, Two Friends Play with Each other !
- H-hey, what? NO! Don't say that on the camera !! 
"2 FRIENDS PLAY GAMES WITH EACHOTHER" - Cover 
= Today, we are gonna play Frenzy! A video game developed in 1983 by the company, Unibang! Unibang was owned by- 
- I'm not playing that, that game is boring! 
= but,, but you agreed that you would!! 
- i never said that, you're a liar
= YE S YOu did! remember like yesterday, when you had me dress up in the fairy costume and i didnt want to, but you said to do it anyways so then i did and-
- ok shut up! i'll do it.. uh- we'll just edit that part out later, right?
= okay, so now you pick your character !
- hm, lets see. how about this handsome guy right here! 
- hey look! that chick looks just like you.
= hey yeah it kinda does! im gonna pick her. 
- okay, so now what do i do?
= well the object of the game is to destroy as many buildings as you can before the time is up. 
- huh, okay.. well uh, this is boring! when do i get a weapon upgrade or a grenade launcher or something?
- heY WHOA BACK OFF BRO!
= what, what did i do?
- no not you! this asshole just shot me! 
= well then kill him! 
- huh, alright then.. whOA !
- you can eat people in this game? AWESOME! 
= oh yea, you can. now help me knock this building down! 
- oh hay gurl, you trapped in the that building? let me give you a hand! 
= shEEEN NO! you're not supposed to eat the civilians!
- she's a delicious civilian ! 
= no sheen, she has a wife and kids!! 
- mmm.. she's like a mom i'd like to eat!
= sheen, help me knock this building down! we're running out of time! 
- hmm.. i guess 
= HAYYYYYYYY 
- OHHH SHIT ! i just slapped you like the bitch that you are!
= stOOP! this isn't helping! 
- dont be ungrateful! i gave up eating people for this. oh no, buddy look out there is a tank over there! 
- dont worry, i got it! 
= SHEEEEN this is supposed to be co-op!!
- oh someone looks thirsty! 
= NOOOO OOOOOOO
- did.. did you just- die?
= no.. i turned back into my human form. 
- oh..
- coME HERE! 
= nOOO
= gET AWAY FROM MEEE! 
- HHAHAHA I'm the king of Frenzy !! i just destroyed you, eat it! YEEE just like I ate you!
- Uuh, Fatigue?
- Oooh, someone looks thirsty..
= NOOOOOOOOO

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KING-G0RE [2017-04-24 16:53:53 +0000 UTC]

- hey, hey hey hey, WHa t the fuck!? What are you doing, get outta the way!
- Bitch, i was watching that! is that a camera?
- Uuh-- aRE YoU- What is this? Why are you handing this to me? ARE YOU recorDING THIS?
= HELLO! I'm Fatigue! 
- Who are you talking to?
= and that's SHEEEEeeeenn!
- dONT TouCH ME
= And you're watching, Two Friends Play with Each other !
- H-hey, what? NO! Don't say that on the camera !! 
"2 FRIENDS PLAY GAMES WITH EACHOTHER" - Cover 
= Today, we are gonna play Frenzy! A video game developed in 1983 by the company, Unibang! Unibang was owned by- 
- I'm not playing that, that game is boring! 
= but,, but you agreed that you would!! 
- i never said that, you're a liar
= YE S YOu did! remember like yesterday, when you had me dress up in the fairy costume and i didnt want to, but you said to do it anyways so then i did and-
- ok shut up! i'll do it.. uh- we'll just edit that part out later, right?
= okay, so now you pick your character !
- hm, lets see. how about this handsome guy right here! 
- hey look! that chick looks just like you.
= hey yeah it kinda does! im gonna pick her. 
- okay, so now what do i do?
= well the object of the game is to destroy as many buildings as you can before the time is up. 
- huh, okay.. well uh, this is boring! when do i get a weapon upgrade or a grenade launcher or something?
- heY WHOA BACK OFF BRO!
= what, what did i do?
- no not you! this asshole just shot me! 
= well then kill him! 
- huh, alright then.. whOA !
- you can eat people in this game? AWESOME! 
= oh yea, you can. now help me knock this building down! 
- oh hay gurl, you trapped in the that building? let me give you a hand! 
= shEEEN NO! you're not supposed to eat the civilians!
- she's a delicious civilian ! 
= no sheen, she has a wife and kids!! 
- mmm.. she's like a mom i'd like to eat!
= sheen, help me knock this building down! we're running out of time! 
- hmm.. i guess 
= HAYYYYYYYY 
- OHHH SHIT ! i just slapped you like the bitch that you are!
= stOOP! this isn't helping! 
- dont be ungrateful! i gave up eating people for this. oh no, buddy look out there is a tank over there! 
- dont worry, i got it! 
= SHEEEEN this is supposed to be co-op!!
- oh someone looks thirsty! 
= NOOOO OOOOOOO
- did.. did you just- die?
= no.. i turned back into my human form. 
- oh..
- coME HERE! 
= nOOO
= gET AWAY FROM MEEE! 
- HHAHAHA I'm the king of Frenzy !! i just destroyed you, eat it! YEEE just like I ate you!
- Uuh, Fatigue?
- Oooh, someone looks thirsty..
= NOOOOOOOOO

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KING-G0RE [2017-04-15 10:39:10 +0000 UTC]

hi, i'm a vunerable 9 year old girl who lost their mom in the barbie isle, could you please help me sir?

what's this? he's in the men's restroom? okay. I guess I'll follow you there. Ladddie laddie laddie da oh-

We're in a stall? Haha, why are you unzipping your pants? what's that? You want me to suck your penis? Well I've heard a lot about those.

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*slurps*

well that was a tasty treat that cannot be beat but how is this going to help me find my mom?

Oh! You have a gun and you're going to murder me? Well see ya later then!

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KING-G0RE [2017-04-08 19:11:15 +0000 UTC]

ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! You were supposed to be watching the door! You were supposed to be watching the door! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR! Ashley Katchadourian! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? A little girl's arms! A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head! She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now I’m holding up her arms…HER ARMS! I’m holding them because you weren't watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS! Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the FUCKING Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today! Oh my God? How could you do this to us? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS! AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY! LIVE WITH THAT!

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KING-G0RE [2017-04-08 13:03:18 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY RIGHT HERE


DON'T HURT HER OR I WILL MAKE YOU WATCH SHREK FOR 66666,666666 HOURS

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KING-G0RE [2017-04-06 15:34:51 +0000 UTC]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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Angelolipop [2017-03-14 12:08:17 +0000 UTC]

Eyy is this plumi?
Its me angels :>

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MightyRaptor [2017-01-11 04:27:11 +0000 UTC]

 Hi

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denpun [2017-01-10 08:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Who made the pfp? :0

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