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tRoUbLeSoMecHiCa
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[2006-12-29 02:20:46 +0000 UTC]
"tajimeme"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1426; Deviations: 135; Watchers: 114
Watching: 180; Pageviews: 27523; Comments Made: 2997; Friends: 180
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Shirori Teshirogi, Momori, Miyuki Eto, Ayumi Komura, Haruka Fukushima, Karuho Shiina,Favorite TV shows: American Dad, American Restoration, Ghost Adventures, Tosh.0, Phineas and Ferb, Regular Show, Adventure Time
Favorite books: Kieli, Book Girl
Favorite writers: Fredrica Bernkastel, Yukako Kaibei
Favorite games: Crash Bandicoot
# About me
Alaina. 21. Pansexual. Aromantic. Wigs. Cosplay. Makeup.# Comments
Comments: 896
So sorry I did not find you again Sat night! The rave ate my soul.
But thank you for adding me back! 
(I was the gross sweaty girl in the fionna hat sat night with the redhead in the tutu)
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pfff its alright. we didn't stay much longer because I lost my contact so i was getting a bad headache from the fucked vision :I
np >v<
pffff you were fine lol xD
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Im sowwy. ): That's not fun at all.
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heh nah it wasnt :I but it was okay cuz i had a spare of the one i lost uvu so it was all good : D
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-Is the Jake from AI-
Good evening dear!
*double pistols and a wink*
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dawww hello there >v<
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How are you? Still well enough? o u o
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pfff yosh i am : D
im fabulous uvu hbu? : )
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Very good thank you! U u U
I've been roleplaying quite a bit... Which is great, because I need to work on my acting for Jake as well as Dave!
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pfff im terrible at rping :I so good luck with that uvu
im like terrible and can never stay in character when I cosplay lmfao :I sucks xD
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Haha, I've been told I'm great at staying in character for Dave... I didn't take my sunglasses off even at night and refused to smile at all, also cracked a lot of ironic sayings...
But I roleplay a lot... I've also been told my personality and views of myself are similar to Calliopes, so that I should cosplay her. U o U
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ohh snap!! O: thatd be an awesome cosplay : D
pfff yeah i cant see like at all with shades indoors so I'm a shit Dave cuz i take them off all the time and im constantly smiling xD its just too funny to me xD
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hehe, thanks! i really wanna do it now that everyone is like 'omg youd be an adorable calliope do it do it do it'
im like a bat. im practically blinded by the rays of the sun and i wear my sunglasses a lot even when im not dave. plus i dont smile a ton unless something is fucking hilarious or im really happy or some shit.
but unlike dave i actually know what irony means. BU
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daww if you do take pics and put them on here ovo so i can seee >v<
pfff everything is funny to me. like terrible things are hilarious for me. like when a child falls. its just really funny to me xD its terrible BI
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....
wow man youre amused by the possible brain injury of children thats terrible
why
just fucking why man
egberts dad is shaking his head sadly at you up in wherever the fuck dead people go
i mean children are your future protectors and possible idiot leaders why would you laugh at their injuries
so that we could enjoy our time before we have to deal with their bullshit
Okay spontaneous Dave-Like commentary over. U o U
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oh man no stop that omg no stop!
xDD im terrible at Dave's commentary ovo
i have very few fabulous Dave comentaries ovo
but i have discovered something today when i was talking to my friend. i'm basically the embodiment of John Egbert. I seem like a fucking derp but I'm a total dick to my friend ovo
lmfao xDD
can we do johndave together omg BI
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stop what man
im just talking like i normally do
god egbert youre a weird one
seriously what goes on in that head of yours
probably lots of weird shit
hey i bet i could give tours of that brain
come in and see the amazing egderps mind maze
we have lots of shitty movies that went out of fashion 10 years ago
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There's also a shit ton of ladies, bro!
They are not shitty movies, Dave!
bluh!!! I totally hate you sometimes!
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you sure its not a bunch of dudes up there man
and yeah i have to admit there were a few cool ones but the rest just proved you have shit taste in movies
damn that really hurts my feelings john
its like my heart got stompped into the god damn ground
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dave, shut up. you are not hurt. i did not hurt your feelings. you are being a pussy.
NO! THERE ARE NOT DUDES THERE DAVE!
what are you talking about! theyre all cool! unlike you!
((omfg what am i doing no i cant im terrible))
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please egbert i am the definition of cool
totally not a pussy
you dont like pussies john
you dont like any kind of pussy
so im not one
for your sake
((dude im worse like seriously))
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what. WHAT!?
Dave what!
you're confusing me!
((no. im totally the worst))
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im saying you dont like pussy john
im saying youre in the closet
youre so far in the closet youre buttfucking aslan john
just come out man
so much easier
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dave you totally caught me. youre right. so right.
no man what is this!? Dave that's not cool! aslan? seriously?
youre the one that needs to come out dave!
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ill admit it john
im homosexual
been homo for a while now
hope you dont mind man
if you want to come out im ready to offer myself as a bro and as a possible date
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((smothers face and screams omg))
Oh um wow. i gota admit i didn't see that coming dave.
but um i guess thats cool.
um wow just wow.
a possible date?
dave are you saying you like me!?
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((Like you didn't see that coming))
yeah man
i thought it was obvious
hope it doesnt like change anything in the fact that were bros
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((pfff true that))
er well maybe it was obvious.
but i was just playing it off as a joke, you know?
you do joke a lot.
no it doesn't change anything.
in fact.
um.
i think id like it if.
well. you know...
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wait
john are you actually asking me if i want to
be your boyfriend
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um well
yeah i guess
if thats cool hehe
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dude id be flattered to be your boyfriend
holy shit id never thought youd ask
does this mean were like official now
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oh man is this really happening?
seems really gay to me
hehehehehe
i guess it does?
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yeah it is
and it is gay man
*leans over and kisses his cheek*
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*blushes*
oh man this is weird dave!
*awkwardly laughs*
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*shrugs*
hey sorry about that
didnt mean to make it weird for you
*wraps an arm around his shoulder and tilts his sunglasses down slightly*
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shit no dave i didn't mean it like that!
*blushes*
i just um. fuck! dave! like i just. i wasn't expecting all of this to happen!
*stares at his eyes* /whoa/
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yeah theyre pretty weird arent they
i think i might be an albino or some shit
i can put my shades back on if you want
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haha dont be stupid dave. people dont have red eyes if theyre albino.
only animals do. : B
no. keep them off. *light blush*
i like them
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okay cool
*leaves his glasses off, smirking slightly*
never thought anyone would like the fact im probably a fucking mutant
but hey if you like it pretty sure its cool
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hey youre not a mutant dave!
yes i like them! theyre cool!
so um dave. does this make us. um. like.
boyfriends?
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*shrugs*
yeah were boyfriends
obviously
what do you want to do generic boyfriend things
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hahah um okay
what kind of generic boyfriend things?
sorry dave. i've never had a boyfriend obviously hahaha
so i don't really know what i'm suppose to do.
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i dont know either
uh
maybe like kissing and going to movies and hanging out and playing video games
that sort of shit
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/John blushed when Dave said 'kissing'./
oh um hah. okay. did you wanna try...some of those?
maybe
like
now?
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now
okay
...
*smirks and kisses him gently, then pulling away*
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/blushes hard/
oh geez, dave.
this is weird.
i like it though.
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