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[2015-07-17 01:22:17 +0000 UTC]
"Laugh and Sneer you prisoners"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 11; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 400
Watching: 227; Pageviews: 4405; Comments Made: 849; Friends: 227
# About me
☆ ( Sassy / Jokester/ Caring / Protective / Honest ) ☆
☆ ( Harsh / Know it all / Snarky / Rude / Insensitive ) ☆
☆ ( Low self esteem / Cry baby / Clingy / Animal lover ) ☆
{ Rules . Relationships . Admin . Headcanons . Ships }
『 Tragic little daydreamers 』
『 Time to wake up 』
# Comments
Comments: 336
" I'm busy not giving a fuck, please come back later ~ "
{ x } Slander and Criticize, Just leave me be ;; Please only comment here !! It keeps my page even and nice !! Thank you ~ !
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Feliciano bumps into the American, when he did he smiled softly and gazed into her eyes. "Ve~ Scusi, mi dispiace for bumping into you, but, I just couldn't help but get lost in your eyes." He spoke sweetly, almost purring.
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( / just smiles at her )
" Hey look, it's a female me. "
( / al you're quiet talk to her )
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| Perks up very quickly
| Turns her attention towards him and smiles
| leans on her baseball bat a bit " The one and only ~ " " It's allie by the way since you don't seem to know " | snickers a bit
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" I'm Allen. "
( / snickers also )
( / matching names ayyyeeesss )
" Matching names, too. The irony rests there. "
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[ lays in her lap ]
[ yawns and leans up to smooch her ]
wow. ur cute.
[ ruffles her hair ]
[ this nerd is drunk off lack of sleep ]
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- ! -
- blinks and tilts her head -
- oh kiss ! -
- blinks -
- snickers a bit -
Says the cute one ~
- hair ruffled -
Are you drunk gil ?
- nah -
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[ yes o u o ]
[ so many kisses ]
[ snorts a lil and grins ]
[ before nuzzling close ]
nope. i don't think so.
[ blinks a minute ]
[ puzzled ]
[ then shakes his head ]
i just want to cuddle. how was your day?
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- happy child -
- giggles a bit -
- raises a eyebrow -
Really now ?
- snorts -
Alright, you aren't drunk ~
- ! -
- tilts her head and thinks -
- shrugs -
Eh, Had to switch day-z with her other owner today, So she won't be here for a couple of days, aaaand i had to deal with my mom. . . She tried to feed me bloody cupcakes, literally
- olivia is the best mom :' ) -
And you ? I hope you had a better day then me
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[ smooches her cheeks a lot and cuddles close ]
[ hhh snuggles are A+ ]
[ nods a lil ]
[ n closes his eyes while he listens to her voice ]
mm????
oh, it was good. i went to look at new puppies with lud, and i beat a new level in that one game i told you about.
[ wraps an arm around her and mumbles ]
your mom is a lil nuts. just sayin'. tell her i said hi?
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- laughs more because whoa super affectionate today -
- ! -
Puppies ? Did you get any or just look ?
- she loves puppies u gh -
- i think we can tell by day-z tho -
- laughs -
- ! -
Yeeeeah,, , ,, just a little
I still love her and all but, ,,, she needs to lay off
- sighs -
- ! -
Yeah i can totally tell her you said hi ~
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mm. just looked. lud's probably gonna go back and get one, though.
[ puppies are the cutest lil things in the world omg ]
[ and day-z is just abt the cutest one ]
[ grins happily and nuzzles ]
awesome, thanks.
hey, you should come over and we can watch a movie together sometime.
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/smirks
"I like you already"
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{ raises a eyebrow and smiles }
" Yes but that doesn't mean I like you ~ "
{ blunt, very blunt }
" Who the hell are you anyways ? You look like a mistake between Aiko and sakura "
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"Honda Keiko. And frankly I'm better then the two of them."
/scoffs
/these two jfc
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" At least Aiko is fun to be around and i know him "
" and Sakura is cute ~ "
{ snickers }
" Keiko though ? Geez i'm just surrounded by Japanese people !! What am I just that attractive ? "
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/rolls eyes
"Hm on a scale of one to ten-"
"I give you like a 3"
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" Aww you poor thing i'm sorry you don't have the money for glasses "
{ allie is fucking harsh today }
" Here do you want some so you can actually see ? I think it would be helpful, maybe then you would learn ho to actually not look like a mess ~ "
{ smiles }
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"Actually I have perfect eyesight"
/glares
"Frankly it doesn't take a lot for anyone to see some fucking stupid whore"
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" Wow like i haven't heard that a million times ~ "
" At least I have confidence in my body and have actual pride unlike you bitch ~ "
{ winks }
" And i would rather be a whore and be proud of it then be some stubborn little fuck who doesn't know when she is close to getting her head smashed in ~ "
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"I prefer the way I am. Makes life more exciting especially when I can show a whore who's boss."
/smirks
"Then again I don't want to deal with some stupid American whore who has all hot air in her head and can't even think"
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" It's funny how you call me a whore but a whore is a girl who has sex with guys a lot "
" When i'm actually a virgin honey ~ "
{ leans on her base ball bat }
" Before you got throwing slurs left and right learn your facts dumbass "
" You just look like a bitch who is iching to get thrown off the golden gate bridge "
{ laughs a bit }
" But then again a dumbass doesn't do research because she has her head so far up her ass she thinks she knows everything "
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★ - ( leaves an envelope at her doorstep )
( sets a rose on it )
( knocks on her door )
( JUMPS into a nearby bush to hide )
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[ ah yes look who it is this lame nerd ]
[ he probably snuck into allie's house or smth tbh ]
[ gil that isn't what u told lud the key was for smh ]
[ uncomfortable feet shuffling noises ]
[ he did a bad ]
[ and left for a while ]
[ where is the allie?? his guess is bedroom ]
[ heads in there ]
n e r d
allie, you in here?
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{ she was probably laying on like three blankets and on two pillows watching shitty news }
{ and sighing because her coun TRY SU CKS }
{ ! }
{ wtf who is in her house }
{ groans a little and gets up and - oh }
{ . . . }
{ goes to her bedroom does and messes with her hair a little because bed head ew, and opens her door }
" Oh wow I think i'm seeing dead people "
{ w OW OKAY ALLIE }
{ dON"T BE SO RUDE }
" Yes, I'm here this is kinda my house, did you break into my house ? "
{ l IKE YOU HAVE ROOM TO TALK YOU DO IT TO HIM 24/7 }
{ she is being all pouty and shit tho like allie p l e a s e }
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[ omg allie no pouting ]
[ dont make skeleton boy cry ]
[ the door opens and ]
[ oH ]
wow, rude. im perfectly alive, thank u very much.
[ h u f f s ]
n o ?? ?
i have a key,,,
[ gil u bribed lud into making that for u ]
you don't look too good, tbh
you doing ok?
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{ thE S KELETON BO YOMG }
{ what nerds wowie }
{ raises a eyebrow }
" You sure ? You look pretty pale and your hair is white as snow !! I could have sworn that means your old, probably dead "
{ a LLIE PLEASE }
{ ust puts a hand over her mouth when she says that though like being snarky, allie stop }
{ . . . ?????????????????????? }
" I - I never gave you a key ??? "
" Did you ?? steal one of my keys ?? "
{ c ONFUSED ALLIE }
{ I can just see this conversation ' hey lud ' ' what ' ' can you do me a big favor ' ' what is it ' ' can you make me a key for my girlfriends house ' ' no ' ' i'll make cupcakes with you ' ' okay ' }
{ squints at him }
" Yes i'm doing just peachy "
{ the s ARCASM IS VERY INTENSE TODAY }
" I'm just very tired, and lonely, i mean ya know it kinda sucks when the person you really care about just disappears without a word, but hey ya know ! Life goes on "
{ smile smile, just leans against her door frame }
{ allie is very salty }
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[ THEY ARE ULTIMATE NERDS JFC ]
[ huffs and crosses his arms ]
[ 'i came out here to have a good time n im honestly feeling so attacked rn' his literal expression ]
well someone got rude.
[ THAT IS,, , exActly how it went omfg ]
[ s w e a t s ]
no?? ? ? im not a theif?? i just,, borrowed one. to make a copy. in case i ever needed to get into your house.
[ o h ]
[ oh man ]
[ small lil frown ]
im sorry, allie. i should've told you, huh?
[ no fuckin shit gilbert ]
i didnt think it would be for this long.
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{ they will take over the world tbh }
{ watch out world, nerds coming thru }
" Nah, just being sassy ~ "
{ rolls her eyes }
{ Raises a eyebrow }
" So you stole one to make your own ? Alright i guess that's fine, next time ask i have plenty of spares lameo "
{ still ever so slightly passive aggressive }
{ just smiles and her eyes goes wide a bit }
" Oh wow i would have never guessed ! "
{ owch, allie chill }
{ though that sarcastic smile quickly turns into a frown }
" Would have been really fucking nice to know where you were "
" Instead I never got any messages calls not even a visit so I really had no clue what was going on "
" For the love of god please tell me next time so i don't have to worry myself to death "
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[ the world will be ruled by nerds ]
[ pouty pouty pout ]
[ sticks his tongue out a lil ]
[ gil dont be a fuccboi omg ]
i know, i know.
but if i told you were i was then i would have felt guilty and i should've told you.
[ nod nods ]
[ he will be a good gilbert next time ]
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★ - ( clears his throat )
( he's about to get real cheesy up in here )
"O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear."
( makes dramatic poses & clutches his chest at random times for effect )
( sometimes looks off into the distance )
( nerd )
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{ oh hey it's romeo i mean akio }
{ perks up at the familiar voice }
{ oh and there is the u SUALLY ENTRANCE, he has gotta be all cheesy and shit }
{ raises a eyebrow as her lips curl into a little smile }
" You know sometimes i wonder if you can even speak a word without quote something "
" It's cute and all, but can you ? "
{ allie please }
{ though just kinda puts a hand on her heart dramatically }
" Though I think your words actually made me feel something, Not sure what though "
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★ - ( snickers a bit )
( he's used to this )
( he's tempted to just quote r&j again )
( ...decides to do it )
" Take it in what sense thou wilt. "
( dramatically looks away )
( closes his eyes )
( ...opens one eye a little to peek out at her and see her reaction )
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{ snickers as well omg }
{ s ON CHILL }
{ rolls her eyes a bit }
{ and just kinda goes and lightly pinches his cheek }
" Oh you are sooo romantic "
{ though let's him go and sticks her hands in her pockets }
" But what do I owe the pleasure of being graced with her presence ~ ? Or did you just come here to quote romeo and Juliet to me ? "
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★ - " Ready to go but never to return. "
( he came to pick her up )
( fuckin dork )
( holds out a hand )
( he has plans for today yes yes )
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" Once more, soooo romantic "
{ sarcasm is very high right now }
{ but just smiles and takes one hand out of her pocket and actually takes his hand }
" So where are we going, oh romeo "
{ e XCUSE Her SARCASM, smh allie please }
" Or are you just trying to steal me away ~ ? "
{ wink wonk, omg stop this }
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★ - ( quiet for a while )
" I was going to say another quote, but... "
( looks away and kinda blushes a bit )
" There's no quote that means ' to my house to watch netflix ' "
( he was gonna say 'netflix and chill' but... )
( that means something else )
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" You have reached ' Fuck off ', please hold while i try to learn how to give two shits "
[ Hello !! Please leave comments and ooc chatter below this comment to keep my page looking neat !! I would very much appreciate it if you did !
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« ( she's beauty she's grace she's miss united states )
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{ x } Batter up ;; I have never heard anything more accurate in my life
because it's true
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« ( im,,
i had nothing better to say im sorry omg )
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/ just walks in with this lacy white lingerie dress on /
/ bright grin /
' hey, allie !!! '
' allie allie allie ! '
' do i look pretty ?? '
/ tfw destiny says it's okay to go out in lingerie so you do /
/ im ready to sin /
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- wtf are you doing awake oh my god -
- !!!! -
- S CREAMS -
- j SUT TAKES HER JACKET OFF AND QUICKLY PUTS IT ON HER LIKE ' NOPE ' 0
Um -
I mean you look pretty and all --
but angel --
That's your underwear -- you don't wear that out in public -- ever
Who told you this was okay ??
- w HISPERS LOUDLY -
- think is this was in the avenger au even, ahhh that would b E FUCKIGN GREAT -
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/ i don't know waiting for my chamomile tea to kick in /
/ !!!! /
/ covers her ears and whimpers /
/ no screaming pls /
' eh ?? '
' it's a dress ! '
' desty told me so ! '
' she's worn them outside too ! '
/ pOUTY BABY /
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- oops sorry allie over reacted and screamed -
- shakes her head no -
No that's fancy underwear angel !!
And destiny does it because she can tell guys to fuck off if they bug her
Not to be rude to you but you can't -- and i don't want boys to bother you and try to do bad things to you
so -
never leave the house in stuff like this again please -
- sighs softly -
and don't listen to destiny she is a bad example
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" You have reached ' Fuck off ', please hold while i try to learn how to give two shits "
[ Hello !! Please leave comments and ooc chatter below this comment to keep my page looking neat !! I would very much appreciate it if you did !
My name is gumi and i'm the admin of this account, don't be scared to talk to me i don't bite and i love making new friends !!
If you don't like how i portray Allie then you don't have to comment or anything, you can just go find another 2p!nyo!america that you like better, thanks ]
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