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shoakhan
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[2005-07-07 22:22:03 +0000 UTC]
"Born Of Fire"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2330; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 156
Watching: 81; Pageviews: 76036; Comments Made: 15688; Friends: 81
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: None.Favorite movies: Many.
Favorite TV shows: A few.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Way too many to list here. I like a lot of metal subgenres, big beat and dance, drum and bass/jungle, and classical.
Favorite books: A few.
Favorite games: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Final Fantasy.
Favorite gaming platform: PS2, Nintendo Switch, Game Boy Advance, 3DS.
Tools of the Trade: None.
Other Interests: Evolutionary biology, mythologies, general knowledge, quizzing.
# Comments
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Aye, you're welcome.
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Thanks for the llamaΒ
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failedΒ friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?Β
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Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 , andΒ this gallery Β contains the rest. You should check it out.Β
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And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Β Thank you so much for the llama! I appreciate it and it helps me out a lot!
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Thank you very much for the llama badge. May I ask, why I obtained it?
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Hey 
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Nice idea. Thx again.
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Thank you for the llama and here's one for you in return.
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Thanks for my badge, the reward is yours, have a happy upcoming halloween
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Thank you for the llama. I don't know if you about my online comics site, so I sent you a private message with more information on it. Thanks for liking my work!
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Thanks for the llama. One's coming back to you.
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You're welcome, mate.Β Β
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I did! It was nice and quiet, how was yours?
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Hallowe'en was great. I helped my nephews trick or treat - it was really great fun!
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