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queerhorse
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[2017-01-14 03:30:36 +0000 UTC]
"uhh cheseburger"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 9375; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 34
Watching: 138; Pageviews: 4074; Comments Made: 366; Friends: 138
# Interests
Favorite movies: scott pilgrim vs the world, prince of egypt, iron giant, jojo rabbit, what we do in the shadowsFavorite TV shows: gravity falls, brooklyn 99, dragon prince
Favorite bands / musical artists: mother mother, cavetown, ajj, roar, anais mitchell
Favorite books: scythe, unwind
Favorite writers: neal shusterman
Favorite games: persona 5, spiderman ps4, breath of the wild, animal crossing
Favorite gaming platform: ps4 and nintendo switch
Tools of the Trade: medibang paint pro
Other Interests: no
# About me
"This journal told me that there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust."
queer kid | ??? | probably crying
gravity falls may be dead but my love for dipper will never falter
yooooo yall!!! my name's lisa but u can totally just call me daring !! im just here to draw garbage and have a good time
i cant believe i met you guys due to screaming about dragons
secret twin in another life
coding by: rainfaIIed (dont take this off!)
# Comments
Comments: 50
welcome to my dA page!!!!!! pls reply here to leave a comment!!! i love seeing comments so don't be scared to talk to me!! <3 <3
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a lil applejack..... as a treat!
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out of all the ponies......... you give me applejack?!?!? shes gonna beat me and call me a slur
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apple jack ia lesbian......... dont tell nme you didn't know....
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what if shes a racist lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you donkt know appljeack like i do.............
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what about..... ...... trouble lesbian??
you know,,,,,.... aplee jakes' WIFE???
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troulbe lesban!!!!!!!!! i love toruble lesbian!!!!!! its not my fault that she married............................. apee jack..................................
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how bout...... ... book lesbia n ??
maybe,,,,... hyper lessbian??..?
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book lsebain!!!!!!!!!! she isa dork but............... but i give her a pass.............. love geeks.................
hyper labsine.......................................... hm................................................ hpyer lsebian is ok................................................ just kind a annoeing...................................... but not racist atl east.................... ...
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hyper lebian.... hyper lesian..........
hyper lesgian is,,............the man behind the slaulter!!! .
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dusde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it s beens o long since i last my son lost to dat monster....................
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sinc e YOU bee gone.... i been singing this stupid asooong
so i could ponder,,,,,............ the sanity of ur mother...
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(sicko mode instrumanetl break)
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DUDE I ACTUALLY GOT NERVOUS AND ALMOST DIDNT CLICK THE LINK>................................................................... BUT IM SO GLAD I DID...............................
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remember when everyone was horny for purple guy and drew him as a twink just like they did with bill cypher
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i do remember but i sure as hell wish i didnt!! tumblr made a child murderer into a purple onceler huh
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WHY DID EVERYONE THINK THE ONCELER WAS HOT HE WAS JUST A CAPITALIST TWINK WHO WORE A HAT
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WELL YEAH but he was a capitalist twink with 𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓉𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 and 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈
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ok but is he as asexy as.......... ths triangle?? who is a twink????
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ok but was bill taigranle shipped w himself on tumbly???? yea i dindt think so ://// sun9-23.userapi.com/eJnEozSayc…
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EVEN FUCKING WORSE
youtu.be/Twmah1a5qt0
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IHGHJKL: WHEN YOU SAID WORSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME BILLDIP LOOK AT THIS SHIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=A237LP…
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES BILLDIP EXIST?????????????
DIPPERS A FUCKING KID????????????????????????
BILL CIPHER IS A FUCKING DEMON OR WHATEBER???????????????????????????????????
I'M........ previews.123rf.com/images/vlue…...
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what if we were on the moon and one of us killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
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66.media.tumblr.com/e1722da019…
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Solid 9.5/10 - too much water
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Like this post to get literaly nothing in return.
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Hey! I just wanted to pop by and thank you for the favorite! It's nice to have such great support and it really encourages me to keep going, so thank you! Words can't quite describe how sincerely appreciative I am - I know its such a small thing, but really, everything helps!
If you want to see more of my work, you can follow me here:
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Thanks again! I hope you have a wonderful day!
-Cas
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HI DARING!!
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liiiis lissaaa lisaass lisslislsi
I will give you 4 points
if you post somethinf,,, anythign!!
So i can violently fav and comment on it
k? ly
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IM IN LOVE WITH UR FRICKIN USERNAME
HALLO CONCERNED LESBIAN FISH DRAGON
AND ALSO THIS IS MY NEW FAVE ACCOUNT ON DEVIANTART
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU!!!!!!! IM GLAD MY TRASHY ACCOUNT APPEALS TO YOU <33333
LESBIAN FISH DRAGON SAYS HELLO BACK!!
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THIS IS NOT TRASH
I COULD BE QUEER DEER
AND WHAT A KIND LESBIAN FISH DRAGON
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
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Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
I was anybody else at all."
They like to kick you
when times get rough
And you give your all
But it's not enough
And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart
And if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start
[Chorus 1]
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid
[Verse 2]
I sound un-empathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't want to be misconstrued
Signs of depression
go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book
A therapy session
Talk about your depression
Let a professional hear it
But if you search for
moral wisdom
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then
[Chorus 2]
Kill yourself, it won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
[Verse 3]
Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love
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The demon queen of high school has decreed it
She says Monday 8 am I will be deleted
They’ll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
30 hours to live how shall I spend them?
I don’t have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don’t own a motorbike
Wait, here’s an option that I like
Spend these 30 hours getting freaky
Yeah I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walking
I’m in your yard, I’m a dead girl walking
Before they punch my clock
I’m snappin’ off your window lock
Got no time to knock I’m a dead girl walking
(Veronica what are you doing in my room)
Sorry but I really had to wake you
See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you
‘Cause Heather says I gots to go
You’re my last meal on death row
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whities
Come on
Tonight I’m yours
I’m your dead girl walking
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead girl walking
Let’s go you know drill
I’m hot and pissed and on the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking
And you know you know you know
It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful
You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree
So the worlds unfair, keep it locked out there
In here it’s beautiful
Let’s make this beautiful
(That works for me)
YEAH
Full steam ahead, take this dead girl walking
(How’d you find my address?)
Let’s break the bed, rock this dead girl walking
(I think you tore my mattress)
No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that mountain dew (ok ok)
Get your ass in gear
Make this whole town disappear (ok ok)
Slap me, pull my hair
Touch me there there there
No more talking
Love this dead girl walking
Love this dead girl walking
Love this dead girl yeah yeah yeah (ow) yeah
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RAM
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.
VERONICA
Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it.
KURT
Don't talk mean like that.
RAM
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my balls so blue.
KURT
You hurt them badly.
RAM
You make my balls so blue.
KURT
They're hangin' sadly.
RAM
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?
KURT
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up
KURT & RAM
like a tackling dummy!
KURT
They long for your embrace!
RAM
They're warm like mittens!
KURT
They'll curl up on your face
RAM
and purr like kittens!
KURT
You make my balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
Just look at them glow...
RAM
We're beggin' you!
KURT & RAM
Don't make my balls so blue.
VERONICA
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door.
HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!
VERONICA
Open the door!
HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!
KURT
You make my balls so blue,
so please say hello!
RAM
Hold 'em!
KURT
Enfold 'em,
KURT & RAM
and never let go!
KURT
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
RAM
but they knew you're dirty.
KURT
You've set them on fire,
KURT & RAM
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
RAM
They'll wear a suit and tie,
KURT
and a fancy collar!
RAM
They'll sing a lullaby:
KURT & RAM
La la la la la!
Please make these balls not blue,
RAM
Just for a while!
KURT
Can't wait till later,
KURT & RAM
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!
(VERONICA offers a bottle to RAM)
VERONICA
Look. Booze. Drink!
KURT
Aw, thank you so much!
VERONICA
You're welcome.
(KURT & RAM chug from the bottle)
RAM
They will protect you.
KURT
Defend you.
RAM
Respect you.
KURT
Befriend you --
RAM
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA
Winnie-the-Pooh!
KURT
Baby baby baby they're so blue!
RAM
My balls will work for you.
KURT
They will obey ya!
RAM
They really need rescue!
KURT
Like Princess Leia!
KURT & RAM
Baby, you gots to come through.
KURT
Teach them to smile!
RAM, HEATHERS
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you --
Please help them through!
KURT & RAM
My balls are in your court!
MAC & DUKE
My balls are in your court!
KURT & RAM
Yeah!
MAC & DUKE
You make them balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
You make my balls so blue!
MAC & DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
Ow! Ow!
MAC & DUKE
You make them balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
You make my balls so blue!
MAC & DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them,
you quake them,
KURT & RAM
Good God!
MAC & DUKE
You break --
KURT & RAM
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
MAC & DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
You take them,
KURT & RAM
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
MAC & DUKE
You bake them,
Chrissake --
KURT, RAM, MAC, DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true,
and make these balls not blue!
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