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[2009-03-01 22:05:34 +0000 UTC]
"Professor Chaos"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 66; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 29
Watching: 17; Pageviews: 6014; Comments Made: 465; Friends: 17
# About me
I am the ruler. The creator of all things evil. You will soon bow down, and find yourself as a minion soon, you just... don't see it yet.# Comments
Comments: 562
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
No!!
Now hold on, I never forget a face, now where was it... you couldn't of been on my facebook page... because I haven't had a new friend on there since like... well since I set up that account over two years ago... hmm you don't look like the guy who bags my groceries, because y'know he's old but not... not that old...
...
Oh hey now I remember you! You were that guy who was handing out free candy at the park! yeah thats it.
No I wasn't! It's a lie! You never saw me there!!
Yeah I definately remember you now, you had that marshmallow shaped van, you were giving candy to all those kids... you never let me have any free candy though... in which I was starving, and didn't have time to grab any lunch because I had to work on an evil scheme...
y'know for an old guy who hands out free candy to kids, you're not so nice.
Go to hell! You can't prove I went turbo on that girl! Or anyone for that matter! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I mean, sure maybe I glazed a few kids in my time, but I never went turbo on any of them!! You can be sure of that!!!
Ok geeeez man, sorry I asked... anyway what about you, what are you in for?
Grrrr I killed some stupid dog...
well gee, they'll lock you up for anything these days...
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professor chaos mysterion will kick ur ass
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General disaray is here professer chaos!
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:icongeneraldisarrayplz:..... Oh noes! Where's General Disarray??!
He's been kidnapped Professor Chaos!!
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hi professor chaos, what's up? haven't talked to ya much lately.
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Nothing much, deviantART is becoming a bore. Nothing really evil to do.
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aww, that's not good D:
maybe you should try posting more art of yourself? that might help you gain more minions, and i can help if you would like
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I don't know.
Maybe.
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okay, just trying to help
just let me know when you need something
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Absolutely. Will do.
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um... how are you and general diseray?
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People are pissed over the fact that Pip should die.
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ahh, want me to deal with them or are you good?
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I won't kill you.
You are a minion.
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Not exactly, do you have a plot I could use?
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Nothing in particular
Get Tony Blair to be president?
That's pretty evil..
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Ah. I see. I'll do it.
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Arent you Butters?? 0.o..anyways its me Shelley Marsh. Stans sister.
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No, Leopold isn't here.
Hello, Shelley.
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Oh, oh! Professor, can I join your ranks?! I can be the secretary of Doom.
I'm already super evil. And, I just finshed my Tin-foil coustume. So can I join?
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HURRAH, MY LIFE HAS MEANING NOW!
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Glad... to let you have meaning... for your meaningless life?
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hey professor chaos...
long time no talk... what's up?
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Nothing much... you?
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not much...
my boyfriend broke up with me tho ._."
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... That's horrble...
MrsPirrup: -screams and logs into her account-
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yeah... it rly sucks D:
*read note and replied*
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oh and one more thing, that was freaken halarious the comment you put on"The Coon" profile or should i say Eric Cartman the Fatass. XDD im sorry i just had to say that.
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Haha. Eric Cartman is a fatass.
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yup! XDD. a HUGE one too. You really should kick his ass after the way he's been treating you and other people.
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