Crescent-Moon-Witch [2016-11-30 19:36:38 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_M7j5…

I can't believe this.

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bugmint [2016-11-19 07:28:01 +0000 UTC]

im sorry im cheating on you guys....with cell

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bugmint [2016-11-19 07:25:03 +0000 UTC]

gets down low on the linoleum
mo will u be my...poop, crap, feces  

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bugmint [2016-11-19 07:23:18 +0000 UTC]

the married life sure is great, i love my mo so much all mine <33 xoxo 
together forever <33 

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onodas [2016-11-15 22:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Crescent-Moon-Witch 
i have no idea if @'ing even works but is everything ok..?

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bugmint [2016-11-12 14:07:02 +0000 UTC]

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bugmint [2016-10-31 04:58:41 +0000 UTC]

jumin han shits out golden eggs

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bugmint [2016-10-07 00:29:01 +0000 UTC]

[7:27:10 PM] (Brian Watts): Ummm, I literally am speechless 0_0

<<< 

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bugmint [2016-09-30 05:36:20 +0000 UTC]

mo wants bers priest to touch their titty

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Crescent-Moon-Witch [2016-09-19 19:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Heeeeeeeey. How's the life been happening?

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bugmint [2016-08-20 06:42:39 +0000 UTC]

forgot the farts

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Crescent-Moon-Witch [2016-08-19 04:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Psst! Have you heard of this show called Voltron? I have been seeing it everywhere around Tumblr .3.

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Husbrando [2016-08-12 07:44:38 +0000 UTC]

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bugmint [2016-08-12 07:37:32 +0000 UTC]

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Husbrando [2016-08-12 07:23:06 +0000 UTC]

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bugmint [2016-07-25 07:21:15 +0000 UTC]

mo vs pickle
by azzy

Ber was in the shower.
She had just been beaten up badly by some older girls.She rubed her firm, perfectly shaped Weapons of mass distraction as the water cascaded over her voluptuous frolicking body.The bubbles from the soap breifly obscured the pinicals of them before she rinced it off...the clear water making her pretty skin shiny in the fire-fly lighted nightime air coming from the open window She watched the blood red blood spin down the drain.She stretched upwards, making her C-cup Advantages look even bigger.  She had long wanted even bigger breasts as she was jealous of deadly azzy.Secretly though, she was quite attracted to deadly azzy.
Meanwhile deadly azzy was walking by ber house, in hurhgughruhg spider grow
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
Suddenly, mo walked in.
As mo was undressed by the girls, she examined them carefully
"You know, i never noticed how firm and big your breasts are!"
They are like a pair of great big towers
"Why dont you feel them"
"Can I feel more?"
"Only if you let us feel you a bit!", she reached down and grabbed his meat popsicle.
"you can pleasure us, while we watched and feel eachover...we need a big strong man like you to forfill us" deadly azzy started thrusting mo's froto back and forward really hard. Before feeding it into her.
She quickly got very wet indeed. Her cherry was as wet as a deep ocean river bed. Mo' thrusted his huge equipment into both of them one at a time, as the girls rubbed eachothers fun bubbles softly.
This went on for 4 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"
its an honour to pleasure you h0t girls )
deadly azzy turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Mo' put his cloaths on, but deadly azzy and ber stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you pickle has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"

"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your erotic quest!"
"No time for that!, you will have to stay naked."
"oh, thats ok, gives us more time to admire our hot female bodys"
"yes, I love running around naked, my breasts bounce around in rhythm"
"Wed do anything for you lover boy."
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.
---
Meanwhile, Mos mind was wondered back to the past. The good old days....
It was Deadly azzys housewarming party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Ber was hosting it.

Mo was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. Kara a few times.Because He is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies.
If Mo was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a phoenix,a goat and a pair of scissors.

There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget.
Kara.
Kara was wearing a Paul blart mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).
It was one of the most erotic costumes at the party.
Everyone had come as something or someone else.
No one could recognize anyone else because everyone had bits of their bodies covered;

KARA WAS DRESSed as DEADLY AZZY.
DEADLY AZZY WAS DRESSed as BER.
BER WAS DRESSed as Mo.
Mo was dressed as Pickle.
And Pickle was dressed as a record collection.

Mo had no idea which person Kara was! At the top they were strangers. But they would become much more!
Mo was instantly attracted to Kara in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair.
Kara was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "a whole new world". And He was awesome.
He sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Kara.
Underwear was chucked at Kara.
Mo was soooo turned on.
(and She didn't need that underwear anyway)
Despite Her crushing shyness,and fear of people judging him,Mo got up and sang too.
When Kara was singing a whole new world it was like the words spoke to Her. Kara seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Kara put His soul into the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Mo was woken out of the flashback by current events!
---

Then our sexybloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate pickle's   phallic shaped volcano but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.  

Mo thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then pickle's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then pickle's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.

So mo, after a suggestion from deadly azzy, came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Mo's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Deadly azzy knew exactly the best store to go: TBurtons.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead  kara deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate pickle's headquarters

As normal, Mo couldn't help but get embarrassed about getting naked in front of Deadly azzy and Kara in a store at night.She swallowed his blushes and got on with it though.  
Mo put on nice tight redleather pants that made her bum look amazing in the mirror (and judging Kara's googly eyes, oh yes, it did look nice on her!).  Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and made her large buoys perk out quite nicely and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there
deadly azzy wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorn teeth that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Kara also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face pickle!


---
The next time they saw eachother Kara winked at Mo, remembering what happened at the party.Mo blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Mo didn't care.
----
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Mo had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Mo said, meekly.
"Hay" Kara said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Mo couldn't remember who made the first move.
She did remember the taste though. The taste of Kara.
Kara tasted like blueberry on a spring noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Mo tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Kara guessed what Mo was doing.
"I had strawberry for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Mo said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole solar day but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Kara's lips (and other things) still lingered in Mo's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Kara snuggling against Mo's neck as he snuggled upto Kara's torso.



Kara went further by clutching Mo with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of Her slacks to feel what was underneath.

The telltale shape in Her leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Mo's thigh.

Kara moved over Mo's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs.
Mo liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Kara joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Mo sounded like Spaceship ! Kara sounded like a heard of Haress on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Kara said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Mo, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Kara finally head butted Mo to get Her to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Mo.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Kara blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Kara.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Mo.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.


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After climbing the mountain they finally arrived at the pickle's lair. It was the most epic most phalicly penis shaped tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of pickle's fearsome dragon.
No longer owuld it singe villagers and eat their pets. It would finally pay for its crimes A/N if you wanna know more about the great dragon, message me! I can tell you all about it! I can't write it here because it's an idea for an original book I have and I don't want publishers or holywood to steal my ideas!

"Mhahahaha!" the dragon roared. It flapped around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and projectile vomited it all over them! But our heroes were better than that, and with the powers stored inside the the really big high priced shlong, mo used her whackinslappin all the balls and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long blood soaked stairway decorated with corpses, mo saw pickle furnishing an incantation!
Once more mo unleashed the whackinslappin all the balls but it had no use! A/N  OMG!!!

"Hahahaha! siad pickle. "Yur powers do nothing against my great evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says pickle with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"(A/N  OMG!!!! Bet no one saw that coming!)
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, pickle pointed a single finger at mo and a rainbow glowing streak of lighte went from her fingertip, onto the mo.
"Arrggh!" mo muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
mo"! said deadly azzy, "Noooo!"
And kara ran towards pickle and smacked her  in the face. The force ripped villain's head clean off and blood spattered everywhere.! The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, mo's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was pretty cool. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dragom dad and flew back home. The end!

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bugmint [2016-05-30 04:39:58 +0000 UTC]

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