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onigiri-momo
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[2007-07-02 00:45:11 +0000 UTC]
"I smell like dirty laundry."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2782; Deviations: 43; Watchers: 270
Watching: 284; Pageviews: 42743; Comments Made: 6979; Friends: 284
# About me
HEY GUYS, IM KINDA DEAD. HURDURR|| NAME || no
|| DOB || oct.o2
|| LIKES || sleeping, eating, giraffes, babies, cynicism, rainbows
|| DISLIKES || mean people, ignorant people, math, smelly farts
# Comments
Comments: 1489
LMFAO, I'm on here. That's funny. BTW, I miss you.
AND I LOVE YOU.
(: to return the favor... since you randomly leave my love in dA.
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warning!
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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HOLY!!! I-IT'S YOU!!! GKIEBQUGILBETIUWBNTRGWBGIUBETIUBKBSFKBS.....
SKBGFUIBGURIB *computer breakdown*
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Heyyy Oni~
Wasnt able to go online on xmas huhu but imma here on New Years~!!! so happeh new year!!!
Have a great year!!! Hope we can both have more online times~! ;A;
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KRALLEEEEE!! I DIDNT EVEN GO ONLINE FOR CHRISTMAS OR NEW YEARS /cry
but belated happy holidays hahhaha!
oh, happy chinese new year! YEAH. that one didnt pass yet. ahahaa
i need more places to talk to you in besides dA. i forget this place exists sometimes... /cry
ilu imu
stay safe, papi <3
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Hey oniiii!!!
my one month late replyyyy of LOVE!!!!!! but anyways yeah i dont go online here much for now....but i will again sooon, SO WHERE DO U WANNA MEET?....i mean talk....bond....and stuff? where u go online broooooooooooooooo?
imu2ilu2 ;A;
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KRAAALLEE!! this is MY one month late reply of TARDY lol i i don't know where to meet up
i know you don't have Facebook so thats a no-no lolol
tell me what YOU prefer and then we can totally make arrangements then! /love
i am very flexible
if you know what i mean /le wink
(PS IMY SOB)
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HEY ONI! YET ANOTHER 1 MONTH LATE REPLY!!!
i made a facebook for da peeps hahaha u can add me or i add u hahaha! note me ur email add or sumthin~
and i ttly know what u mean~ lol!
P.S. hei and me back in japan so i can internets again!!! i'll probably more """active""" in da again hahaha!!
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KRAAAAALLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOURE AALIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hahahaah (check out my NOT one month late reply. i think i won in this department lol)
Facebook? okay okay!
you have msn too, yes? let's add each other there too just in case. even thought it might be hard to catch each other online LOLOL
PS. uwaaa you're in japaaan?! *O* that still sounds as exciting as the first time you said you were there. are there a lot of old people where you're staying at? I'm taking a class about old people and apparently, japan is crawling with them. YEY LOL
SEE YOU AROUND THE INTERWEBSSSSSSSS <3
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Oh yeah my reply's not 1 month tooo!! woooot~!! lol!
olrai add each other everywhere hahahah!!
yes LOTS of old people!! more old ppl in the place we're staying now that the last place. and also lots of dogs here ;A; so cute! i want a dog!
yes see u around the interwebs for 2 months and see u in person after that~
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oh haaaayy. i am in class right now. heehee :')
dooood, did you make friends with your neighbors yet? old people love giving young people candy!
WHEEE YES!
btw, for expo, there might be a chance that i can only go one day, since i have summer classes and an internship ;~; But if you guys are gonna party after the con, tell me okay? i wanna crash that party!! hahahahaha
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heeey oni~!!! u should do this in class more often hehe!!
naw...cant be friends. cant speak....and im weird hahaha! they're scared of me ;A;
and in the apt we live in our neighbors are young....AND VERY NOISY.....never saw them but is sounds like the one living on on top of is is a sumo wrestler who likes feng shui....always with the heavy footsteps and moving furniture during midnight!!
whyyyyyyyyy?!
i thought we were gunna have 4 day bonding time lol! sorry am i scaring u too? hahaha ;A;
u mean partay on the last day of con? like july 2? i actually dont remeber when were leaving...i think 3 or 4 but yeah we gunna partay yo! so partay with us like there's no tomorrow!! XDDD
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HEEEYY! so I'm finally done with school! it's summer break!
but i have work and internship and also summer classes so life sucks. KRALLE, TEACH ME HOW TO BE AN ADULT HOW DO YOU JUGGLE EVERYTHING ;~; i just want to lay on my couch and watch tv and eat chips all day watching anime and laughing at things and i never have time anymore/dead
how are things there? did you make new friends yet? I'm sure you did! and how was that sumo wrestler who likes to rearrange furniture? hahaha did you make friends and learn sumo moves from them? LOL 8D
i will never be scared of you! if anything, you should be afraid of ME! hahaah! yeah, but i want to party so don't forget mere /grabs your hand
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YAY i love breaks! even if its not me!!! : D
I cant teach you TAT ur more adulty than me!! coz thats what i do, i go to school for 5 hours and then the rest of the day is watch anime and eat some junk somewhere ;A;
im like madao the rest of the days when im not in school....or worse than him coz at least he looks for a job lol!
nawwww hei's mah onli friend TTATT we're WAY to weird for normal people here, we dont even have a new friend in class *cry* coz were supposed to be from canada but we dont look white so they dont like us LOL....wtf....something like that...kinda sad but were used to it. and we like anime so were like nerds or something....cannot connect to normal people! its a sad life yet i am happy...coz im an M! LOL JK!!!!! i just ignore sad things coz they are useless and will cause a person unwanted wrinkles hahaha!!
yes were gunna parrrttaaay~!! when r u available for partying? :3
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MY LOOOVE, ITS BEEN TOO LONG ;~;
dude, i miss school, I've just been lounging around on my living room. MY COUCH HAS BECOME PART OF ME
come over so we can be madao together >3<
AWW I'm sure you guys are normal! I mean the asian-canadian thing might throw them off but still.... hahahah idk what I'm saying but I bet you guys made loads of friends and are really popular now! hahahhahaha
but i like how you think! IGNORE THE SAD THINGS! they DO cause wrinkles! and in our old old old old age, we can't afford that! LOL
IDK I LIVE IN THE CITY SO JUST HIT ME UP AND I CAN RUSH TO WHERE YOU GUYS ARE AND PARTY! i don't have a car tho so... it might take a while lolol
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YES IT HAS!!!
how long have u been on vacation? i wish i was on vacation already toooo!!! I nearing my limit!!! if i have to go to school 1 more day I;m gonna have to KILL somebody~
JUST 2 MORE WEEKS AND I'LL BE THEEEREEE~!!!
will u really just be going to AX for 1 day? TTATT
I'll be in LA for QUITE a looong time this time actually....like from june28-july7!! so yeah drop all ur plans and party with us~!! LOL!!! jk jk!!! but it will probably be in a fast food chain coz we're poor~~ woot~!!
ahuhuhu dont remind me of the age!! when we meet each other lets just pretend that we're all kids~!! XD
I dont know where to go anyway LOL!!! u should tell us where to partay since ur the local~
lets have sweet romantic dinner everynight LOOOL~!!
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I started vacation in mid-May! WHEN ARE YOU ON VACAYSHUN? HANG IN THEREEEE
aaahh icic! i can't wait to see you! I might just go on a weekend but to be honest, I don't even know when exactly ax is HAHAHA
BUT YEY! you're here for a long-ish time! IM BROKE THOUGH (seriously, i only have two bucks on my wallet. i wish i were kidding hahaha) SO IM DOWN WITH LIKE MCDONALDS HAHA WE CAN PLAY BOARD GAMES THERE UNTIL THEY KICK US OUT OR SOMETHING heehee
why do we have to pretend to be kids? IM ALREADY A KID, WHY ARE YOU SAYING CRAZY THINGS LIKE OLD AND AGING? i don't do that at all... haha...hahahah
but but I'm really bad at these things! i don't know where to go either. where would you guys like to go?? LOL
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Yay I'm back in Kehnuhduh~!! while my classmates are still in class! skipped the last week! wooot~!!
Awww ok as long we we see a glimpse of each other i will happy lol~!!
can u really play board games in McD??? do u have to bring ur games or they have some?
We're gonna start our travel tomorrow~ im so excited ~!! yay~!!
I KNOW! YES I AM CRAZY!! U R RIGHT!!! DATS HOW IT IS!!! FORGET WHAT I SAID~!!
we can go wherever its FREE!!! and has air-conditioning! LOL!!
SEE U IN A FEW DAYS!!! TTuTT I'm so happy to be going there~ I miss ur american food lol~!!
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AAHHH canada! i was going to go there this summer but i think we're going to mexico instead HAHA WELCOME BACK!
Yes yes, it is my mission to see you! BTW, I just found out i have work this coming weekend 
You have to bring your own games. and we're not supposed to loiter. but my friends and i always do it. as long as we buy their food, we are good LOLOL
OKAY, i'll try to think of free places with air conditioning! heehee <3
SEE YOU SOOON MY SWEEEEET SWEEET SWEEEEEEEEEET BBYCAKES hahaha
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whut? but canada is ttly awesome!! and canada wants YOU!!!
;A; ok see you on monday then! and we also changed our plans, we goin back to canada on july3 TAT
so we can just hang out on july 2 after the con? :3
SEE YOU SOON ONI HUHUHU! even just for a short while TAT
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but mexico sounds more adventurous! hahahaha jk
YESSS, ON MONDAY ;A;
man, that's the only day i can see you.. unless i creep and look for you all over downtown... sob
BUT YES, WE CAN HANG OUT AFTER THE CON! i'm hopeful~~~~
Have fun at AX! say hi to hei and sakuya for meeeee heehee
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if u want adventure u should go to the phils!! Now thats ADVENTURE! >D
u can look all over downtown but the only places we go to are the con and the hotel luuul~
LETS HAVE SOME CON AFTER PARTY FUUUN~!! <3
but were probably dead by then hahahha!!
have fun at your job too ;u; ahuhuhuhuhu (that is where u are ryt ahehehe)
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Hopefully someday, i will visit you guys in the philippinessss! You guys can teach me how to cross the street because... i honestly don't know ! hahahaha
OH OKAY. but since i'm broke, lets just go eat at denny's or something ahhahaha LOL LAME PARTY FTW! Or just eat someplace nearby
i'll say hi tmr! sorry tho, i got sunburn on my nose from today. so please pay no mind to my throbbing rudolph snout... sob lol
THANKS! YES I WAS WORKING. HEEHEE IM STILL POOR THO BECAUSE THIS GOES TO MY SCHOOLING ;~;
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YES PLEASE~! 
Just close your eyes and GO! that's how u cross the street~!!
AHUHUHUHU IF UR BROKE WHY DIDNT U TAKE OUR MONIES?! IM FELT SO GUILTY I HAVENT SLEPT FOR 3 NIGHTS!!!!!!!!!! LET ME REPAY UR KINDNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But just to say, Hei and I HAD LOTS OF FUN WITH U GUYS~!!! and u convinced me to comeback next year LOOOL~!!!
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but thats how people dieeeeee ;A;
OH NO BUT YOU CANADIANS ARE SO NICE so it's only fitting that we Americans try to outshine you in that category as well nyahahahaha just kidding! it's not a big deal
LIVE WITH ME FOREVER AND WE'RE EVEN /touch
waaah did you guys have fun?! are you just saying that? i bet we creeped you out with our awkwardness hahahaha i apologize ;3;
but yesss, come back! you are always welcome
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no they dont, thats how i cross the street everytime~ ^_~
AHUHUHU! ok just let me send some stuff to you when we go back to japan!! tell me if u want anything in specific! please!!
YEAH WE DID HAVE FUUU~N! Actually this con was a little so-so and we were super tired this year but since it ended with goin out with you guys it really made it fun!!
I hope u had fun too ;A; we were actually the awkward ones and made u guys wait for a while....i dont like making people wait but i really wanted to try to hangout w/ you some more so I was like pushing it...;u; 
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TENK YUUU MY LITTEL TOMATOOOOO TEEHEEE
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It's October 2nd which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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Birthdays Team
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAppy birthday~!!!
i forgot how old u are this year ;A; but then again age is just a number~!!!
and as long as i know ur legal that all that matters~!!
Good thing ur bdays a weekend~!!! Have fuuuuun~!!!
PARTAY~ STOP stuDYING!!!!! eat cake and ice cream and rainbows~!!!!
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TENK YUUU!! <3
i am... a year younger than your little bro. i am 39. AHAHAHA
i went to disneyland, papi! it was coooool! 
and my dad made me an embarrassing cake... which involves a picture of my face on it >/////<
I WANT CAKE FROM YOU NOW, PLEASE. hahahah jkjk <3
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But mah bro 42....so u 3 years younger~ UNLESS 1 year is 3 years for ur species~~~
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww DATSO CUUUUUTE~!!!!!
show me a picture kukuku~!!!
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Hello!
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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