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[2002-04-22 22:58:26 +0000 UTC]
"Bizzle"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 22; Deviations: 141; Watchers: 23
Watching: 36; Pageviews: 9750; Comments Made: 336; Friends: 36
# Comments
Comments: 95
youll never see this, but i miss you and i wish you the best.
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that's right billy i'm back and i want you!!!!!
where ya been? cause i know where you haven't been; you haven't been to uhhh, fuck, what was it that i was gonna say? hmmmm, well, this is quite embarassing.........
well then, cherry-o!!!!
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hi bill. i am bored at school 3rd period right now. i think my senioritis is itching a tiny almost unnoticeable bit. this is bad. this is a warning sign.
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if wilmette is babylon, i live in fucking heaven. hahahah
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hi bill~ its a random person from work... hahahaha so boo. I'll be lookin at your pics now... god my feet hurt hahaha
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Yes, but only if your making a connection to Bilbo Baggins.
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no, thank YOU for the watch.
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heh if you say so....
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(sing in redneck country song form, imagine a banjo with it)
billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy-Ooooooooooooooooooo-weeeeeeeeeeeel l
billy's goin out for the day.
he's gonna go have fun while he plays.
every now and then he likes to say,
(insert retarded noise)
now billy's lying down by the bay,
he saw some chick coming down his way,
he tried to get her to go down on his-hey!
holy crap-it's not a chick and billy isn't gay!
he isn't gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
thank you
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*looks around*..i claim it
i like your iD
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so i sat there thinking to myself about.......cheese. and i came up with the following conclusion about life's biggest mystery: that everyone masturbates!! not to say that all animals masturbate, cause there are some animals that don't masturbate. like the turtle. the turtle, does not masturbate. but you know he's thinking about it................
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You're funny, in a cool way. Going now. Bye.
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\m/(>_<
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personalized... comic? i can personaly gaurantee failure, but describe for me this comic and it will be yours.
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well it all started when some post-tard in the lab was like "what's another word for 'going too far?'" now this may seem like a perfectly normal expression to you, but as i thought about it, there in that lab, namely that place that someone said "whats another word for 'going too far?'" in the lab, which is east. of another lab. well i thought about it, and i realized going too far didn't need another word. it already had three. that's A LOT OF GOD DAMN WORDS. honestly though, what a pretard. you can right click and go to synonyms. right there. pow. like ass. well i was thinking about how stupid this fartfan was and got me thinking sure it'd be nice if whenever someone asked me for a synonym i could smack them with a thesaurus, but wouldn't it be even better if the thesaurus was a relatively pompous soul stealing french-canadien by the name of Ferdinand who stole an old hag's shoes who in turn cast a spell on our friend Ferdinand and turned him into a thesaurus which was then donated to some obscure cancer foundation who sold Ferdinand on the black market to our friend Jimmy who feeds it with the souls of the living illiterate. honestly, all that goddamn trouble. remember ferdinand the next time you can't think of the god damn word "exceed." jezus christ.
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hey bill!
did i mention how sexy you look in a fishnet shirt, on the corner, smoking a cigarrette, asking me if i'm looking for a good time, while you undress me with your eyes, thinking dirty thoughts, wondering about how cheese is made, but on the other hand also thinking about if you can still get a 99 cent bean burrito from taco bell, while i sit there with a stick through my ear, wondering about how the hell wa-pa-ghettis pizza is so good, driving the car, with no pants on, looking what, wait, ummmmmmm sorry.
anyway bill!! hobo-smart is complete!
"eye"
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HEY!.............................
blue burritos once ruled the earth along side man-orange-plinkies! plinkies are the shivers you get right before you finish after pissing. what? how can plinkies rule? well they can't you stupid shit. i know what you're thinking yes, it sucks because the intoximicated turtle once on your toilet reading an upside-down newspaper plinkie! which brings me to my next point, and try to forget that your parents ever did it. plinkies are real and ther's no such thing as a pocket-sized wallet! what if BOOM you explode all because you forcebly shoved foreign(yes foreign) objects into bills rectum because just like a clock he's ticking, tick, tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.........................
-"eye"
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you know..........................
it's 3:25 am, and i have a big wig,
that's right!
just like how dr. martin luther king jr. had a dream,
i...........have a wig!!
........................................ ............................... so, so " eye" walks into a bar right, with a pig under each arm.....
-"eye"
thanks for your time
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OH SHIT!! i'm sorry man, i didn't mean to get mad, it's just sometimes, well i get so lonely. especially when i'm just sitting here with my dog and he keeps giving me that look. you know the one where they look at you all cock-headed like they just farted-and they're wondering if that was them or you. well i can tell you pooches...............
IT WAS BILL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! !!
JESUS-FUCKING-SHIT-CHRIST!!!!
-"eye"
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my name's bill
blah blah blah,
do this, do that
blah blah blah,
i think i'm so great
blah blah blah,
i can't stop to get ice cream for "eye"
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!
FUCK YOUR ICE CREAM ANYWAY!!!!!!!
MOO!!!
-"eye"
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i am here to say a word about billium's art:
"i like it!"
i also like many other things, like porn!
like the one entitled "bucocki" in which one girl gets ejaculated on by 50 grown men. or the one i downloaded off kazzaa with a lovely woman named heather getting it up the ass, hard!
the point is, even with all my porn watching experience, i still have time to enjoy myself by looking at billium's pretty pictures.
i have callousβs on my hands.....
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the more i think about it, the more i like chicken!!!! yeah, i know what your thinking bill, and your sick!!! you are!!! just sick!!! i know what you do when you bend yourself over in your mirror backwards and make your anus talk to you saying, "hello Mr. Anus!" " hello Mr. Bill!" "how are you today Mr. Anus?" "good Mr. Bill!" "hey anus, are you hungry?" "why yes i am Mr. Bill, feed me. FEED ME!!!!"
(insertion of middle finger up butthole)
YOUR SICK BILL!!!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
(swiss or american!)
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mmm cookies....
loooooooooooooooooooooove you x 9999!
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Bill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No nipple pictures? Damn, just my luck. lol, +devwatch!
-sean
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why'd you delete the picture with my awesome comment on it? makes me sad.
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All of your work looks the same!!! Do something different!
-William (You)
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wanna be depressed? then sounds like an INSTA-GOTH kit is JUST what you need!
Just add poser for AMAZINGLY overly exagerated results!
lol, thanx for the comment man... glad u liked it
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Love your work! thanks for the comment...Oh you wanted to see the pic without red eyes? its in my stock! take a look [link]
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spank you very much for the comment. :: spank ::
i appursheeate it.
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oh that guy... i think he's still in my backyard shhhhh!
thanks for the comment, i'm sure with a little help, we could come up with an animalistic equal of you... i already turned David into a goat succesfully i might add. the only difficulty is deciding what you would be... ?? i don't know...
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Remember that time we killed that guinea pig? Oh, wait that was a guy from new guinea... Eh, can't win em' all can we...? He was kind of a pig anyways....
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Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.
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thanks for the comment- lol you remember the lemur poem! however i regret to inform you this particular lemur is less likely to eat you unless enraged... so watch your back! o.O
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i love your new signature but i don't get it. who enslaves us? who kills who's dog? _-_-_SATAN_-_-_ uh oh...
satansatansatansatan! i had friend once.. he took some acid... now he thinks he's a fire engine.... but it's okay until he pisses on your lighter... kinda cool, kinda funny, kind anyway... SATAN sATAN... i had a friend once... he took some exctasy... he tried to marry everyone in the room... kind loving... kinda caring... kind tried to fuck my lazy boy... it got messy... all over the curtains... throw pilows carpeting and cover sheets... SATAN SATAN...
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