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newman2 [2593446] [2006-05-06 14:42:12 +0000 UTC] "newman" (Unknown)

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# Comments

Comments: 29

Jack042 [2007-03-21 05:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +fav and notes

When I checked the time on the messages they were a good two hours ahead of the time it actually was so I must conclude that you are FROM THE FUTURE. And you are sending messages INTO THE PAST.




Or....you live on the upside-down part of Earth.

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anilar In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-21 05:34:01 +0000 UTC]

the upside-down part of earth!? what IS that!?
I'm ~obviously~ from the future! god! don't strip me of my awsome time travelling powers with your god damn space person rashionale >.<

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anilar In reply to anilar [2007-03-21 05:36:35 +0000 UTC]

oh woops, i replied on my other account... how confusing for you ..and silly of me.. it seems even people with various awsome super powers can make silly mistaks every now an then *sigh*

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Jack042 In reply to anilar [2007-03-21 06:37:53 +0000 UTC]

I will have to split myself into two pwople to respond to your messages now.

Ready?


NNNNNHHRRRRRRGLPH!!!

There.

Ahem.

Fucking Kangaroos.

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-21 06:53:12 +0000 UTC]

effing kangaroos? ..I mean, I couldn't care less that you just split yourself into two but the racial slurr? oh...
i hope you never get your troops back... I said that out of anger and sadness so don't blame me...

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-03-21 07:01:55 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha

oh man. I'm sorry, I have a... DARK SIDE. DUN DUN DUNNNN


The kangaroos are always the ones to suffer.

And the troops apparently.

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-21 07:18:02 +0000 UTC]

yeh apparently.. but anyway.. those poooor kangaroos... how emotionally distraught they must be.. always falling victim to vicious racial slur abuse.. no offence or anything.. I mean.. I suppose you could seek fogiveness... the whole dark side might be a bit of a problem though

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-03-21 07:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Shit, I forgot this was supposed to be my dark side. Uh, rar!

and, um, u suk! Wait that's more like my other half that can only speak in AOL talk. It's hard having a split personality!

I give up. SQUORCH! That's me being whole again.

It occurs to me that if we're to continue this clever back-and-forth we should do it in some other medium than DA messages

My AIM is Jack00042. IM me anytime! Make me guess who you are! Although I'm going to bed so I won't be on right now!

Sucka!

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-21 07:50:45 +0000 UTC]

ok.. ok... I will totally IM you... and, like you say, I wont tell you it's me.. the person from da... so be wary >.> I could be annyyone

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newman2 In reply to newman2 [2007-03-21 08:03:57 +0000 UTC]

ok, i feel bad, I have no yahoo thing.. i wont IM you.. i though it would be funny to make you paranoid for a while but no.. I now see my wikidness and am ashamed
sowweeeeeyy
heh.. notice how the comment boxes get skinnier and skinnier... i wonder how skinny they go... ahh... mm heh ok

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-03-21 19:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Ew, Yahoo is gross anyways. Although so is AOL Instant Messenger. And I suppose they're all part of Time/Warner anyways aren't they?

Those sneaky, sneaky bastards.

BUT! Not IMing me is your loss, sucka! I may have even become quoteworthy eventually. NOW YOU WILL NEVAR KNOW.


...they get preeeeeetty skinny.

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-21 21:15:11 +0000 UTC]

there are alot of things I'll never know.. like... if aol or yahoo is a part of time warner..and.. if... ill get to school on time.. because i just missed the bus and it looks like im going to have to walk... maybe if I am late i could blame that on you and your unquoteworthy comments.. the ones I spent precious geting reddy for school time replying to >:'' ( *slap*!!
heh.. I think at some point they start getting bigger again.. and kind of continue on like that.. bigger then smaller.. the bigger then smaller for the rest of their pathetic lives until they get kicked off the air for being lame and taking up good tyra time.. yeh.. yeh that was a joke about oprah's weight yoyoing >.< dont act like you didnt get it!.. i got it.. it wasnt that funny.. but am i going to backspace..i dont know.. i should actually get off to school now.. meh ok..

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-03-22 02:32:07 +0000 UTC]

I give you full permission to blame me for anything and everything because I am a very very good scapegoat.

I don't know what you mean by "Tyra time" but I assume it's a Teevee show of some sort and yes Oprah is lame. But it's good she's in the puplic eye (pubic eye teehee) because there everyone can make fun of her for being lame!

Also, ow you slapped me! ...ow! I uh, I guess? I don't know how hard you meant it to be and in fact I have a FACE OF STEEL so you prolly hurt your hand. YOU should be the one saying ow! So there.

Stay in school kids!

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anilar In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-25 22:15:39 +0000 UTC]

lol face of steel... and yes, I did hurt my hand.. it shattered into a million tiny little pieces and i can't find any of them.. to put it back...
now
speaking of school... i gots the day off today.. my mah gave me a cold. fucking bitch.
*intense anger*
mwah

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Jack042 In reply to anilar [2007-03-26 07:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Hey wow you are a HPB

Colds can be cured by soup! And orgasms. (The government does not want you to know) Oh wait, you don't live in America. Any of them! So maybe you already know about the cure. Not The Cure, they are dark dark whoo rock.

Wow I am a crazy.

What is mwah.

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anilar In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-26 08:47:09 +0000 UTC]

mwah? like "whaha" but shorter.. it's like a lazy evil kinda thing

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Jack042 In reply to anilar [2007-03-26 10:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh right, we must always be on the lookout for those very rare LAZY evil geniuses. You know, the kind that always TALK about making a super killer death ray on the moon but just never get around to doing it.

They don't even wear monocles and lab coats, they just sit around in their labs playing World of Warcraft.

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anilar In reply to Jack042 [2007-03-28 05:57:27 +0000 UTC]

yep.. that's sums me up. Only... I don't have a lab coat... yeh... but I-I'm like totally getting onto that... I have some wow friends who can get me one or something... so yeh.. any day now.

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Jack042 In reply to anilar [2007-03-28 12:59:28 +0000 UTC]

Heh. I totally believe you. I am completly taken in by your clever ruse.

Ruuuuuuuse...

PS I'm heading to New Hampshire (Nah Ham'shah as the locals say) for a few days and I assume I won't have internet access so just so you know...I didn't die.

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-04-03 02:51:09 +0000 UTC]

i like green

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-04-07 07:55:10 +0000 UTC]

As well you should, green is a fine color. Very earthy like blue or brown, or...brown. Or blue!

I like blue.

PS I didn't die and I am in fact alive and not dead. Yay me!

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-04-10 13:24:26 +0000 UTC]

woo

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-04-10 21:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Woo WOO.

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-04-11 12:51:10 +0000 UTC]

you're competative, you know that

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-04-11 23:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Am NOT. YOU are. Yeah, how do you like that?

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-04-14 08:31:58 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-04-15 00:27:08 +0000 UTC]

lolersk8s? roflcopter? lmaonade? weaksauce? pwnsauce? nubcakes?

STOP. HAMMER TIME.

NUBCAKES WITH WEAKSAUCE. PWNT.

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newman2 In reply to Jack042 [2007-04-15 21:37:53 +0000 UTC]

...mow

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Jack042 In reply to newman2 [2007-04-15 23:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I have no idea what's going on.

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